Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat
Chapter 419: Two "Monkeys" from the Ordinance Court
At the entrance of the Grand Bazaar, Shao Yun successfully reunited with Ying, Paimon, Dinazedai and Dishiya.
At this time, Paimeng's eyes were fixed on the cart pushed by Shao Yun. He saw that the cart was full of packages of various sizes and a large gift box. His curiosity was instantly ignited.
"Shao Yun, what are all those things in this cart of yours?" Paimeng asked, blinking his eyes and looking puzzled.
Shao Yun smiled slightly, quickly put his index finger to his lips, made a gesture of silence, and lowered his voice to make a soft hushing sound.
"Hush, these are all good things."
Upon hearing this, Paimon's interest grew. She subconsciously touched her chin, then impatiently moved closer to the largest gift box and asked expectantly, "What kind of gift is it? Will it be a delicious cake?"
If you smell it carefully, you can smell a faint scent of candy and milk in the box.
Seeing this, Shao Yun quickly reached out and grabbed Paimeng, pulling her away from the box containing Nashida. With a mysterious expression on his face, he whispered, "This is a big surprise!"
"Legend has it that there is a Santa Claus in red clothes who will distribute gifts to everyone. I am also wearing red clothes, so I am here to distribute gifts."
However, Paimeng couldn't help but feel helpless about Shao Yun's confusing words. He put his hands on his waist and muttered unhappily: "Hey, why do you always say such weird things... It's really confusing!"
However, Shao Yun ignored Paimeng's complaints. He still maintained his mysterious look and responded, "Don't worry, you will understand everything in due time."
"Now, let's go watch Nello perform the Dance of the Flora."
……
Shao Yun and his group arrived at the bustling Zubair Theater in the Grand Bazaar. The scene before them made them stop and watch.
There were crowds of people gathering and surrounding the stage of Zubair Theater.
These people were attracted not by the Flower Goddess Dance that Nilu was about to perform, but by the two people from the Court of the Lord and a group of mercenaries from the "Thirty-Man Group" who were confronting Nilu on the stage.
These two people from the House of the Lord have vivid and eye-catching images.
The old man is very old. He wears a pair of exquisite single-frame glasses on his left eye and has a head full of white hair. However, because his head is covered by a hat, it is difficult to tell whether he is bald.
The woman had dark wheat-colored skin and looked quite similar to desert people like Dishia.
Her head was carefully adorned with a dazzling golden olive branch headdress, and she was wearing the robe of a scholar of the House of the Decrees.
There is no need to think too much, this old man is the biggest clown in Xumi, the great sage "Azar", as for the female scholar, she must be "Setale".
At this moment, Setal looked at Nilu and rebuked her in a sharp tone: "There is a law that prohibits the holding of such performances without reporting. Don't you understand?"
Paimeng, who was standing in the audience, tried hard to look towards the stage. When he saw the situation on the stage clearly, he muttered softly.
"That woman seemed to be scolding Nilu."
Dina Zedai narrowed her eyes slightly, trying hard to see clearly who the two people on the stage were.
When she finally recognized that the clothes they were wearing belonged to the House of the Decrees, she couldn't help but feel a surge of surprise in her heart.
"I think I saw the Great Sage of the House of the Decree... Why did he come here in person?"
At the same time, Nilu on the stage was still trying to argue with the people from the Ordinance House.
She said anxiously, "But the Flower God Dance has always been an indispensable part of the Flower God Birthday Festival. If we can't perform on stage, then the entire Flower God Birthday Festival will lose its due significance..."
However, just when Nilu mentioned the four words "Flower Goddess Birthday Festival", Setale on the side caught the key.
Her face suddenly turned gloomy, and she responded indifferently: "Flower God's Birthday Festival? Isn't it strictly prohibited to privately organize such a large-scale god worship activity? You know, the right to host such an event has always been in the hands of the Ministry of Education."
Then, Setale uttered harsh words without mercy.
"If you insist on doing what you want and continue to be so stubborn, then we have no choice but to order a thorough investigation of all personnel involved in organizing the Flower God's Birthday Festival..."
However, after dealing a heavy blow to the other party, Setare softened her tone a little, and continued in a cold but somewhat persuasive tone: "The Great Sage has shown mercy to you. So, I hope you can understand the situation and stop making unnecessary resistance."
After such a combination of kindness and force, Nilu suddenly became like a deflated ball, looking listless.
"How...how can you treat us like this..."
Hearing what the people from the Order of the Goddess said, Dina Zedai was so angry that her face turned red, and she shouted indignantly: "The Flower Goddess Festival should have been a grand ceremony hosted by the Order of the Goddess, but they have failed to fulfill their responsibilities over the years! I must go find them and have a good talk..."
As she spoke, Dina Zedai rolled up her sleeves, revealing her fair and slender arms. She looked aggressive and determined to rush onto the stage to confront the people from the Ordinance House.
Seeing this, Dixia was startled and quickly reached out to stop the impulsive Dina Zedai, and tried to persuade her earnestly: "Miss, please calm down first! If you rush forward like this, what if you are caught by the people of the Ministry of Education?"
"If the master and the lady knew about this, you will never be able to go out again!"
As soon as Dixia finished speaking, Dina Zedai responded loudly without fear: "Catch them away! Anyway, I have long wanted to have a good argument with those people from the Ministry of Education! Let's see if they have any reason!"
Seeing the two girls entangled together, Shao Yun quickly stepped forward, stretched out his hands and forcefully separated Dina Zedai and Dixia.
He said to Dina Zedai seriously, "Don't get excited. You've been arrested. Even if you tell the world, those stupid guys won't listen! Haven't you heard that the people should not fight against the officials?"
After hearing what Shao Yun said, Dina Zedai also lost her temper. She stamped her feet in frustration and asked anxiously, "Then what should we do? We can't just watch the Order House do this, right?"
Shao Yun cast his gaze towards the two people from the Ordinance Court on the stage, his eyes revealing a hint of contempt and disdain.
Then, he glanced at the box containing Nashida on the cart, unconsciously licked his dry lower lip with his tongue, and muttered to himself in a low voice: "The animals can't understand human language. Only the whip can make them obedient. Forget it, I'll go meet these guys myself!"
After that, Shao Yun turned to the girls behind him and solemnly ordered: "Keep an eye on my cart and don't open this box! Also, Paimeng, cover your ears right now."
When Paimeng heard that Shao Yun had specifically asked him to cover his ears, he blinked his eyes and asked curiously, "Hey! Why do you want me to cover my ears? What's going on?"
However, Shao Yun did not explain the reason in detail, but simply responded: "This is naturally for your own good!"
At this time, Ying, who was standing by, saw Shao Yun with an ill-intentioned and aggressive look, and couldn't help but feel nervous. He quickly came to Shao Yun's side and gently advised: "Can you please not kill people so easily? After all, we have been having a lot of fun today. If it ends in blood, it will not be auspicious..."
Shao Yun and Ying looked at each other for a moment and nodded, trying to promise: "I will try my best to restrain myself. But if I can't help but shoot that old man, remember to take everyone away quickly."
Just like that, Paimeng reluctantly covered his ears, while Ying, Dixia and Dinazedai were responsible for looking after the cart brought by Shao Yun.
Everyone was curious about what the gift was in Shao Yun's cart. Nashida hid in the box and didn't dare to breathe.
But Shao Yun said that it couldn't be opened, so the girls could only suppress their curiosity...
On the other side, Shao Yun stepped onto the stage. His brightly colored Eastern Legend suit immediately attracted the attention of Setale and Azar.
Setale looked at the figure who suddenly appeared curiously, her eyes full of confusion, and asked, "Who are you?"
At the same time, Ni Lu also noticed Shao Yun's arrival. She widened her eyes and her face was full of shock. Just as she was about to call out Shao Yun's name, Shao Yun quickly reached out and covered her mouth with his hand.
Shao Yun lowered his voice and whispered in Ni Lu's ear: "Leave it to me, Mr. Tacitus Kilgore, and that's it."
When Ni Lu heard Shao Yun call her "Tacitus Kilgore", she was stunned at first, blinking her beautiful big eyes, and had not yet fully reacted.
But soon, she understood Shao Yun's intention, nodded slightly, and responded: "Well, okay."
Seeing that Ni Lu understood what he meant, Shao Yun slowly released the hand that was covering Ni Lu's mouth, and then strode towards Azar and Setale.
He stood in front of the two men, looking down at them.
Then, Shao Yun raised a strange smile and said sarcastically in a sarcastic tone: "I heard that two circus clowns came to the Zubair Theater. I thought I could watch the fun."
"I didn't expect it. It was just a female trainer who smelled like cat urine, and a lively clown monkey beside her."
"You two should stop embarrassing yourself here and go to the open-air toilets to sell toilet paper. Maybe you can earn a few Mora!"
Upon hearing Shao Yun's outspoken and vulgar language, Setale and Azar were unable to react for a moment. They had never expected that this man would dare to curse at them in person so arrogantly and domineeringly. This was too crazy!
Setale's face darkened, and he quickly composed himself and became extremely serious.
"Please be mindful of your words and actions, and maintain basic courtesy! If you continue to speak rudely like this, I will immediately have a group of thirty people arrest you!"
However, Shao Yun didn't care at all. He glanced at Setale.
Then, he rolled his eyes and asked in a contemptuous tone, "Oh, how many pounds of horse urine did you drink to get so drunk? And what about that group of thirty people? Are they your pet dogs? Are they so obedient?"
These words were not only directed at Setale, but also at the mercenaries of the Thirty-Man Group.
Faced with Shao Yun's provocation, Setale remained quite calm.
She nodded as a matter of course, then held her head high and said, "I am 'Setare', a scholar of the Order Institute, an assistant to the Great Sage. Of course, I am qualified to command the Thirty-Man Group!"
After hearing this, Shao Yun looked at Setale with interest and began to look her up and down carefully.
Being stared at with such unscrupulous eyes, Setale felt panic in her heart, but she still tried to remain calm.
Shao Yun raised his lips slightly, revealing a contemptuous smile, and asked with a sneer: "Oh? So you are a scholar... But looking at your appearance, you should be from the desert area, right? I don't mean anything else, but I heard that the guys in the Order Institute have always looked down on you desert people."
Sai Tale said confidently: "The reason why I can become an outstanding scholar is entirely because I have broken those inherent prejudices and barriers with my talent and unremitting efforts. Do you have any unique insights?"
After listening to Sai Talei's words, Shao Yun did not hide his sarcasm and said in a mocking tone: "Oh, talent and hard work? Then I want to ask you, how many times did you brag to the old monkey next to you to get to this point?"
"I feel like this old monkey is a person who wets his shoes with the wind. How could you have the guts to eat him?"
As Shao Yun spoke, he pointed at the old man "Azar" next to Setale.
Shao Yun's mouth was like poison, and he directly painted a disgusting picture of Setale's hard work.
Sai Talei was so angry that she was speechless. She pointed at Shao Yun and cursed in disbelief: "You...you are even more disgusting than the most vicious Gilded Brigade!"
Shao Yun was not annoyed, and mocked him in a frivolous tone: "You know what? I actually admire your courage for being able to do that. In my eyes, the old man next to you is only worthy of being solved with a sheep!"
Sai Talei had never heard such rude and unbearable words. Shao Yun's words almost made her suffer a mental breakdown.
She no longer cared about the great sage "Azar" beside her, and just fled the scene in a panic.
While running away, Setale screamed in a panic.
"Ah! You devil!"
In this way, Setale ran all the way and finally ran out of the Grand Bazaar.
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