Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat

Shao Yun had an extremely hypocritical smile on his face. He looked at the two people in front of him and was secretly delighted in his heart, knowing that they had fallen into the trap he had carefully designed.

After all, as a worker, I can accept everyone working overtime, but I cannot accept others taking a holiday while I still have to work!

Shao Yun narrowed his eyes slightly, put on a compassionate look, and said softly: "Oh, my two brothers, I am a kind-hearted person. I hate to see others suffer or be wronged."

"Well, I came specially to see you and bring you some good things as a token of my appreciation. Come, come, try this fine wine."

As Shao Yun spoke, he handed two bottles of illegal liquor with added ingredients to the two guards.

One of them seemed quite cautious, frowning and saying, "No, we are at work now, how can we drink so casually..."

However, the other guard had no such worries at all. He snatched the bottle carelessly and pulled out the cork with force. A rich aroma of wine instantly wafted out.

"What are you afraid of? Look at them. They are sending us wine with good intentions. It would be so bad if we don't appreciate it."

"Besides, those guys are all secretly taking their holidays to enjoy themselves. Why should we just stand guard here? What's wrong with having a little drink?"

After saying that, he tilted his head back and took a big gulp, then smacked his lips and smiled at Shao Yun with satisfaction: "Hey, you're such a good person! So considerate!"

This is a typical case of being sold out and still counting money for others.

Seeing his companion drink the wine so readily, the guard who had been hesitant at first no longer insisted. He thought that since it was already like this, he might as well indulge himself.

So he didn't think about it anymore, reached out to take another bottle of wine, muttering to himself.

"Okay, okay, even those pickpockets and thieves can sneak into our 'group of thirty', so what's the big deal if we drink a little..."

In this way, the two guards drank the illegal liquor laced with "knocking drug" without any precautions, and they had no idea that they were walking step by step towards a dangerous abyss.

After drinking the illegal liquor mixed with "knocking drug", the two guards immediately showed obvious reactions.

"How come this wine makes me drunk so easily..."

"Ah, this... I feel... so blurry..."

As two loud thuds of bodies falling to the ground were heard, Shao Yun looked at the fool with pity.

"Didn't your mother teach you not to drink from strangers? You two stupid clowns."

Then, Shao Yun kicked the two unconscious guards separately to confirm that they had completely lost consciousness. He thought to himself that he could chop one up and sell it as beef, and slaughter the other one and sell it as buffalo meat...

Ugh! What are you thinking about? You should quickly get that badminton that loves to go to the toilet out!

……

At this moment, Shao Yun successfully anesthetized the two guards at the gate of Jingshan Palace. He walked into Jingshan Palace carefreely and proudly as if nothing had happened.

When he stepped into the mysterious Jingshan Palace, Shao Yun found that the interior layout was not as strange and unique as he had imagined. If he had to point out something special, it would probably be Nashida, who was imprisoned in the meditation device in the center of the palace.

The imprisoned Nashida was inside a meditation device, with several chains locking the emerald green ball of light that trapped Nashida.

At this time, Nashida was wearing an emerald green cloak, like fresh new buds in spring; and a white bud skirt, just like a delicate flower about to bloom.

She wore a metal bracelet on her right wrist and a pair of snow-white socks on her feet. Between her ankle and calf was a sharp metal ornament that looked like a torture instrument.

At this moment, Nashida, who had been trapped in the meditation device in the Jingshan Palace, slowly opened her eyes.

When she saw Shao Yun actually appear in front of her, she was immediately shocked and screamed, "How did you get in?"

Shao Yun smiled slyly, casually raised his finger towards the door, and responded with a hint of sarcasm.

"I tricked those two stupid guards into drinking the alcohol spiked with it. If they weren't drunk, I'd suspect that Fengshen, the drunkard, had come to see the gate himself!"

Hearing this, Nashida's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief, and she murmured to herself: "I originally thought you would make a huge and earth-shattering commotion..."

Shao Yun walked slowly to the control console of the meditation device. He showed a nonchalant expression on his face and said casually: "No matter if I made any big noise or not, right now... let's see how to unlock this thing first."

In fact, the way to turn on this meditation device is very simple, because there is only one eye-catching button on the entire console.

Shao Yun didn't even think about it, he raised his hand and pressed the button without hesitation.

In an instant, the dazzling wall of light that originally surrounded the meditation device quickly receded like a tide until it completely disappeared, and Nashida, who had been imprisoned in it, was finally able to see the light of day again.

Looking at Nashida who had landed safely on the ground and regained her freedom, Shao Yun grinned and asked in a slightly exaggerated tone: "How does it feel to be free again? Isn't it wonderful?"

Nashida was stunned for a moment, then she gently moved her delicate and slender fingers.

She carefully felt this precious "freedom" that she had not experienced for a long time, and a trace of indescribable joy welled up in her heart, but she only responded with a little smugness: "Well... For this feeling, I really don't know how to describe it for a moment."

Shao Yun smiled slightly when he saw this, and reached out to gently touch Nashida's little head, and said softly: "Haha, I can understand. It's like a little bird. If it is trapped in a narrow cage for a long time, then even if it is released one day, I'm afraid it will forget how to spread its wings and fly for a while."

"But it doesn't matter. We can practice flying later. Well, stop talking nonsense and let's get going. Don't forget that your loyal followers are waiting for you!"

After saying that, Shao Yun turned around without looking back and walked out with big strides.

However, he had just taken a few steps when he suddenly heard Nashida's cry of pain behind him.

“Ouch! It hurts…”

Hearing Nashida's tender and slightly painful voice, Shao Yun's body reacted quickly like a conditioned reflex without any thought.

He immediately turned around, took two steps at a time and walked quickly to Nashida, asking with concern: "What's wrong? What happened?"

Nashida raised her little hand, pointed to the back of her foot, and said softly, "My foot..."

Upon hearing this, Shao Yun hurriedly squatted down and looked in the direction of Nashida's finger.

At this moment, he noticed the sharp thorn-like decorations on Nashida's calves, which restricted Nashida's movements, especially when she wanted to run vigorously.

"Have you been wearing this thing for five hundred years?"

After hearing what Shao Yun said, Nashida slowly lowered her head and muttered softly, "Hmm..."

Shao Yun looked at Nashida in front of him. She looked so pitiful and aggrieved, like a little girl who was about to cry.

For some reason, whenever Shao Yun saw a child in need of help, an indescribable feeling would surge up from deep in his heart.

Perhaps, this is the final bottom line in people's hearts.

At this moment, Shao Yun was just like when he held the lovely little Klee. He gently opened his arms, picked up Nashida and comforted her gently: "Okay, you pitiful and sad little girl..."

This is also thanks to the fact that Nashida has a loli body. If it was the Great Mercy Tree King with a body shape of an adult woman, he would not even pay any attention to her.

But now, Shao Yun treated Nashida as a child like Klee.

Shao Yun had forgotten that the little girl in front of him had lived for five hundred years and was also the Grass God, one of the seven rulers of the mortal world.

But considering he's a jerk, well...

As night fell, Shao Yun carefully carried Nashida out of Jingshan Palace.

The surroundings were gradually shrouded in darkness, and it was almost time for Nilu to perform the Dance of the Flower Goddess at the Flower Goddess' Birthday Festival.

Nashida, who was carried away by Shao Yun, looked at the two guards who were supposed to be responsible for guarding the gate of Jingshan Palace lying there.

She asked Shao Yun with a hint of worry in her tone.

"Are you sure you just got these two guards drunk? Why do I feel like they're not breathing?"

Seeing Nashida's worry, Shao Yun walked forward and kicked the two guards lying on the ground hard.

As he moved, the two guards made indistinct humming sounds. Although the sounds were weak, they were enough to prove that they were still alive.

Shao Yun said to Nashida with a smug look on his face: "Look, these two idiots are just drunk. It's just that drinking illegal liquor has a certain probability of blinding you, but at least they are still alive."

When Nashida heard Shao Yun's words, she was stunned for a moment, and then said in disbelief: "What! Are you saying that they might go blind?"

Shao Yun responded easily: "Yes, but in my opinion, it is much better to be blind than to lose your life, isn't it?"

Shao Yun held Nashida in his arms and walked to the cart filled with gift boxes.

"I've prepared a big gift box for you. There's also a small stool inside to avoid attracting too much attention. Don't worry, there are vents in it so you won't suffocate to death."

Nashida stared curiously at the huge gift box that was specially made for her. The corners of her mouth curled up slightly, and she said with a little embarrassment: "Oh, you are so well prepared..."

When Shao Yun heard Nashida's praise, he responded confidently: "You can doubt many things! But you have to believe in my plan!"

After saying that, Shao Yun put Nashida into the gift box.

After making sure Nashida was seated, Shao Yun was about to close the lid, but suddenly he remembered something important and kindly reminded her, "Wait, Nashida, do you feel like going to the bathroom now? I don't have a chamber pot prepared for you."

Nashida was confused by Shao Yun's sudden question. She blinked, shook her head in confusion, and replied, "No, thank you for your concern."

Just as Shao Yun was about to close the lid of the box again, he took out a cloth bag from his backpack and waved it in front of Nashida.

"Oh, yes! I almost forgot about this, it's filled with sweet and delicious date palm honey, and some delicious sunset fruity candies. Happy birthday to you!"

Seeing Shao Yun handing her the delicious candy, Nashida's eyes immediately lit up again. She happily took the candy and said in her childish voice, "Oh, thank you!"

Shao Yun looked at Nashida's innocent and grateful expression, and he couldn't help but say, "I just think you look like a child, and today is your birthday... Oh, forget it, let's not talk about this, let's go quickly and don't waste time..."

After closing the lid of the gift box, Shao Yun pushed the cart carrying Nashida and walked along the same path towards the Grand Bazaar.

On the way to the Grand Bazaar, Shao Yun could hear the crisp sound of Nashida chewing candy in the gift box. This sound made him curious and asked, "By the way, I have a question I have always wanted to ask you."

Inside the gift box, Nashida was enjoying some date palm honey. After hearing Shao Yun's question, she swallowed the candy in her mouth and asked curiously, "What's the problem?"

Shao Yun asked seriously with doubt in his heart: "How have you solved the problem of eating and going to the toilet in the past five hundred years? As one of the Seventh Ruler of the Mortal World, can you really not eat, drink, or go to the toilet?"

After hearing this question, Nashida in the gift box was silent for a moment, and then asked with a hint of resentment: "Why are you so concerned about whether I go to the toilet? Do you have any strange habits?"

Shao Yun thought to himself, in the other timeline, it was actually you who raised this question first.

But seeing that he was regarded as a pervert by Nashida, he quickly waved his hands and said, "Ah, it's nothing, it's nothing, just pretend I didn't say anything."