Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat

Chapter 421 This world has its comforts!

Then, Shao Yun turned around, followed Azar who was about to go down the stage stairs, and shouted, "Don't leave in a hurry, turn around and let me take a good look at your face with pubic lice."

When Hazard heard this, he suddenly lost his balance and fell down the stairs.

Shao Yun looked at Azar who had fallen flat on his face and continued to taunt him, "If you really want to eat the shit on the ground, Miss Nilu has a puppy named Swan. Do you need it to poop for you to taste?"

With the help of the members of the Thirty-Man Group, Azar barely stood up and shouted angrily: "Someone, come! Close the Grand Bazaar for me! Let this stranger know that there may be people who will pamper him in Mondstadt and Liyue, but no one will pamper him in Xumi!"

Shao Yun responded angrily, "I'm very familiar with the people from Bubulu in Liyue. Do you want me to ask them to prescribe some kidney-tonifying medicine for you so that you can go to the toilet more smoothly?"

Hearing Shao Yun insulting him like this, Azar yelled, "Just wait! I'll make you pay for your words and actions!"

In this way, Azar left the Grand Bazaar with the help of two mercenaries of thirty men.

If he continues to stay there, the Order of the Lords may have to contact Liyue's Hall of the Dead to handle his funeral and elect a new Great Sage...

After Azar left the Grand Bazaar.

Shao Yun turned around and said to Ying, Paimon, Dina Zedai and Dixia who had just stepped onto the stage: "Okay, now that I have driven away the people from the Order Institute, we can continue to celebrate the festival."

"Nilu, you continue to dance your Flower Goddess Dance, and Dina Zedai, Dishia, Ying, and Paimon, we will just sit in the audience and enjoy your performance. Finally, I have a surprise for everyone."

As soon as Shao Yun finished speaking, he noticed that the five girls present all had strange expressions on their faces. He was stunned for a moment, then asked: "What's wrong with you? Why do you all have such expressions? Is there any problem?"

Ying and Paimon looked at each other, not knowing how to answer.

"Um……"

Di Xia folded her arms and gave her own evaluation of what Shao Yun had just said about the people in the Teaching Court.

"Speaking of which, you have a really poisonous tongue. Even in the Gilded Brigade, it's rare to find someone as ruthless as you."

Ni Lu seemed a little embarrassed. She scratched her cheek and said, "I always thought Mr. Shao Yun was... how should I put it, a passionate boy next door..."

Dina Zedai also nodded and agreed with Nilu's opinion, saying: "Nilu and I agree..."

After listening to everyone's comments, Shao Yun felt quite helpless and said with a wry smile: "I seldom swear, but that doesn't mean I won't swear, do you understand?"

"Besides, I just helped to set up the venue. Why do you think I'm so kind?"

Just then, two mercenaries from the Thirty-Man Group came onto the stage, one of them looking a little impatient.

He waved at Shao Yun and the others, urging them, "Okay, the event is over, let's all go. Otherwise, we will arrest you all. Hurry up and leave!"

Shao Yun turned around and faced the impatient thirty-man mercenary. He fearlessly stepped forward and pushed him, and said in an arrogant tone: "We are not leaving. We want to hold the Flower God Birthday Festival here. You can do whatever you want. Do you have any objection?"

The mercenary from the Thirty-Man Regiment obviously had not expected to meet such a bold person. He asked provocatively: "You still dare to push me? Aren't you afraid that I will arrest you?"

Shao Yun was already in a bad mood, and the anger he originally wanted to vent on Nashida now had nowhere to vent, so this "Thirty-Man Group" of mercenaries unfortunately became his punching bag.

Shao Yun swung a punch and hit the mercenary directly in the face.

Although Shao Yun is currently ill, the power of this punch cannot be underestimated and it hit the mercenary's jaw.

The powerful impact knocked out several of the mercenary's teeth and caused him to float in the air for half a second before he fell heavily to the ground.

The mercenary lying on the ground had his face swollen rapidly and he could no longer speak. He could only lie on the ground and howl.

Shao Yun pointed at the mercenary who was lying on the ground after being knocked down by his punch and cursed loudly: "I dare to beat you, what, do you have any objection? You idiot whose masseter muscle is bigger than that of Bigu!"

Another mercenary nearby witnessed Shao Yun's ferocity and was afraid that he would be the next person to fall to the ground, so he hurriedly tried to dissuade him, "Brother, please calm down. We are only doing this under the order of the Great Sage."

"We don't really want to close the Grand Bazaar. After all, everyone in our group of 30 needs to rely on the Grand Bazaar to buy daily necessities... We will definitely lift the blockade tomorrow. If you don't let us close it now, we will lose our jobs."

Shao Yun showed no mercy and kicked the mercenary in the abdomen, knocking him to the ground. He responded viciously: "You lost your job, what does it have to do with me? Turn left when you leave the Grand Bazaar and find a place to pretend to be a blind beggar. A day's income can support you."

Seeing Shao Yun being so ruthless, the mercenary turned his gaze to Dina Zedai, Dixia, Ying and Paimon behind Shao Yun and begged, "Sisters, please have mercy on us and persuade this big brother."

It was the first time that Dixia saw a group of thirty people in such a miserable state. She felt like she was dreaming.

Before the girls could respond, Shao Yun walked up to them, grabbed the mercenary by the collar, lifted him up from the ground, and said viciously: "You want these girls to be soft-hearted, but who has ever been soft-hearted to us? Do you really think we will show mercy to you just because you're wearing this dog skin? Get as far away from me as possible!"

After saying that, Shao Yun mercilessly threw the group of thirty people off the stage of the Zubair Theater.

Fortunately, the stage was not very high, so the mercenary just fell down and then ran away rolling and crawling.

……

Although the group of thirty people in the Zubair Theater had been driven away by Shao Yun, people in other areas of the Grand Bazaar were driven away by the mercenaries.

Even though Dinazedai, Dishia and Nilu persuaded everyone to watch the Dance of the Flower Goddess before leaving, most people still chose to obey the orders of the Great Sage.

After all, celebrating festivals is important, but the order of the House of Representatives... after all, life must go on after the festival.

As a result, the entire Grand Bazaar became empty except for the Zubair Theater.

Whether it was the audience who came to watch the performance or the vendors in the Grand Bazaar, they all disappeared without a trace at this moment.

The Grand Bazaar inevitably became deserted.

Looking at the cold scene in front of her, Nilu muttered to herself with a look of disappointment: "What should I do? Not a single audience member stayed..."

Paimon on the side was so angry that his face turned red. He put his hands on his hips and shouted indignantly.

"Damn the House of the Holy Orders, it's such a bummer!"

At this moment, Shao Yun suddenly slapped the box containing Nashida on the cart.

This sudden attack frightened Nashida, who was hiding inside, so much that her heart stopped beating for a moment.

This sudden action not only frightened Nashida in the box, but also made Ying, Paimon, Nilu and others standing nearby tremble all over.

However, Shao Yun acted as if nothing had happened, with no expression on his face. He neither gave any explanation for his behavior nor tried to cover up anything.

He just said in an unquestionable tone: "Don't stand there, come with me! We will go to the house that Mr. Shazaman found for me. When we get there, we will close the door and celebrate our own Flora Festival quietly."

After saying that, Shao Yun turned around and pushed the cart carrying Nashida towards where he, Ying and Paimeng lived.

When Ni Lu heard Shao Yun say that they wanted to celebrate the festival behind closed doors and that only they would watch her dance the Dance of the Flower Goddess, she couldn't help feeling a little hesitant.

She frowned and suggested softly, "But if there are only a few of us, won't it be too lonely? How about we get some more spectators over and choose a place where the Church can't find us..."

Shao Yun, who was walking in front, didn't even bother to turn his head, and answered decisively: "Don't bother, believe me, the audience now is enough to appreciate your dance."

Seeing Shao Yun so confident, Ying still had some doubts in her heart, but she chose to stand on his side and helped persuade him: "Nilu, Dina Zedai, let's do as Shao Yun said first."

"Even if it's just a small gathering of a few of us, it's much better than ending it in such a muddled way."

Seeing that Ying had expressed her opinion, Nilu and Dina Zedai also nodded in agreement.

"Well... okay. Then let's follow Mr. Shao Yun's arrangements."

……

In this way, Shao Yun, Ying and Paimon led Dishia, Dina Zedai and Nilu to the house where they lived.

As soon as he opened the door, Shao Yun gently placed the gift box containing Nashida in the center of the hall.

After completing this action, he turned around and said to everyone present with a serious expression: "Everyone, take off the void terminals on your ears."

Although everyone had puzzled expressions on their faces, they all obeyed and did as they were told.

After everyone took off the Void Terminal from their ears, Shao Yun once again asked to confirm: "Now, there shouldn't be anyone here wearing that damn Void Terminal anymore, right?"

Hearing this, Ying quickly glanced at her companions around her, then nodded affirmatively and replied, "Yes, everyone has taken them off as you requested."

After getting such a definite answer, Shao Yun felt a little satisfied. He slowly stretched out his right hand and patted the box containing Nashida's gift steadily.

Then, he narrowed his eyes slightly, muttered something, and began to introduce himself to everyone in a mysterious tone.

"Do you know? In Fontaine, there is a great magician with superb skills. He can perform magic tricks of transforming living people in front of everyone!"

"And I also have a magical magician friend who can easily make a lively little rabbit appear from the ordinary hat he wears on his head!"

At this point, Shao Yun paused for a moment, raised a self-deprecating smile, and continued: "Of course, compared to those really great magicians, I am nothing special.

"I am just a stupid guy who likes to curse and shoot. However, I also know a little bit of magic!"

For example, if you transfer Mora from someone else's pocket, the side effect is that the original owner of the money may die.

Or, the magic of separating human bodies, the kind that can't be put back together.

After the introduction, Paimeng couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked impatiently, "Hey, don't keep me in suspense! What's going on?"

"There's even a mysterious box. Could it be that this big box contains a super luxurious, three-layered delicious cake?"

Shao Yun looked mysterious and kept everyone in suspense.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious. Next, please make sure to keep your breathing steady! Open your eyes and look to see who is about to appear on stage!"

After saying that, he stretched out his hands swiftly and suddenly opened the lid of the exquisite gift.

The next moment, a jaw-dropping scene happened.

Shao Yun reached his hands into the box, tightly grasped the armpits of Nashida, who was sitting on a small stool inside, and then easily carried her out.

Just like that, the beautiful Nashida appeared before everyone without any warning.

“This is my magic!”

Looking at the mysterious girl who was taken out by Shao Yun in such an unexpected way, Ying and Paimeng could not help but look at each other. Both of them scratched their heads in confusion, and they really couldn't understand why Shao Yun could create such a cute little girl from the box.

Nilu, Dixia and Dinazedai on the side were also very surprised. They looked at each other at first, and then all focused their eyes on the strange girl who suddenly appeared.

Although these three girls were all native Xumi people, they had no idea what Nashida looked like.

Among them, the most was that Dina Zede had once had the honor of hearing Nashida's voice.

At this moment, Nashida, who was being watched by everyone, seemed exceptionally calm and composed.

She smiled, waved her little hand gently, and greeted everyone in a soft voice.

"Hello everyone……"

When that voice that couldn't be more familiar reached Dina Zedai's ears, she was completely stunned.

Her heart was beating so hard that she felt like she couldn't breathe.

Then, Dina Zedai covered her mouth tightly with her hands and tried to scream.

However, his throat seemed to be blocked by something, and no matter how hard she tried, she could not make a sound.

After a long while, Dina Zedai finally caught her breath.

She took a deep breath and said with difficulty: "Little Jixiang Grass King!"

When they heard it was the Grass God, Ying and Paimeng were also shocked; every time Shao Yun said something happened, he would bring surprises to them, and this time he directly brought the Grass God home!

Next time when we go to Fontainebleau, Shao Yun will say that he has something to do. Will the Water God come to greet him directly afterwards?

Nilu and Dixia both began to wonder if they were dreaming. Their own grass god appeared right before their eyes so vividly!

At the same time, Shao Yun put Nashida on the ground, opened his arms, and said loudly: "This world has its comfort!"

"There will always be gifts for us in unexpected places outside!"

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