Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!

Although Qi Yanxing didn't understand why he had to say these cheesy love words, he had no better way to get Jiang Yuan back.

At that moment, his brain got hot, and he used all his strength to jump onto Jiang Dad's shoulder!

Then, he shouted towards Jiang Yuan with his mouth spraying ink: "Baby, I want to be close to you!"

When the little octopus jumped onto his shoulder, Jiang's father was ready to hit it.

But the next second, after hearing the little octopus shouting at his son, his movements and expressions were shocked!

"Fuck, this little thing can actually talk?!"

Mother Jiang also looked at the cute little octopus in surprise, "Ah! What did it say?"

"It looks like it wants to get close to you. It's pretty cute."

Father Jiang smiled and stretched out his palm to his shoulder, and the little octopus lying on his shoulder jumped into his palm.

Dad Jiang held the little octopus in his hand and handed it to Jiang Yuan. Jiang Yuan took just one look and frowned unnaturally.

Jiang's mother quickly pushed Jiang's father's hand away, "Dad, you know our son is allergic to tentacles. He can't touch them even if they are cute."

Tentacle allergy!

The moment these four words came out of his mouth, Qi Yanxing felt his heart was broken!

Just as he was about to cry out, Erbiao's voice stopped him in time!

[Stop! If you keep crying, all your progress will be delayed! ]

[Go through the lines, go through the lines, go through the lines! Go on to the second line!]

Qi Yanxing had no choice but to wipe his tears with his tentacles and said again: "Baby, baby, I really like you so much, please look at me, my heart will be broken if I can't get your love!"

This time the distance was close, so Jiang's mother, Jiang's father, and even Jiang Yuan could all hear what the little octopus said clearly!

The corners of Jiang's father's mouth twitched unnaturally. "What is this little guy talking about? What love or not? Could it be that he just lost his partner and is feeling sad?"

Mother Jiang moved her head in front of the little octopus and carefully poked its head. "Why don't we put it back into the sea?"

"No! Don't let go!" the little octopus shouted!

Then he realized that he had said the wrong thing and immediately changed his words:

"Baby, please press your hands on me and let me be filled with you all over!"

The corners of Jiang's father's mouth twitched twice.

Mother Jiang was also a little embarrassed.

But soon, Jiang's mother followed the little octopus's gaze and saw her son - Jiang Yuan!

His facial features were distorted unnaturally again!

"Dad, the words spoken by this little octopus, could it be that they are directed at our son..."

Father Jiang waved his hands and denied it. "No way, no way. Our son is a human. This little octopus is probably in heat and looking for a mate. Plus, my hand was pointed at our son, so it just happened to be looking in the direction he was looking."

After saying that, Father Jiang turned his palm and directed Octopus's gaze towards the door.

The next second after he turned around, Qi Yanxing's face immediately drooped.

The little tentacle kept moving in Jiang Dad's palm, and soon turned its head towards Jiang Yuan again.

Jiang Dad was slapped in the face for what he had just said. He smiled awkwardly in the direction of Jiang Mom and Jiang Yuan, "It's just a coincidence~"

Then Father Jiang turned around again and turned the little octopus's body towards the door again.

The little octopus continued to move its tentacles and turned its body towards Jiang Yuan.

Father Jiang: “…”

"No, you little thing, you are not really saying sweet words to my son, are you?"

The little octopus nodded twice as if he could understand human language, and then continued to speak to Jiang Yuan affectionately and sincerely:

"I will just lie down in front of the baby and let him do whatever he wants. My belly will be open to him. I am absolutely loyal! I love you, baby! So much!"

vomit--

Jiang Yuan pounded his chest with his fist feeling somewhat physically uncomfortable, and his fingers created a 900-square-meter castle!

Jiang's father and mother were also confused.

"You little thing, you really confessed your love to my son?" Jiang's father said in a carefree tone to ease the awkwardness, "If you were a human, we would really admire your courage, but you are too young. Go back to the sea and find an octopus mate there. That is your destiny."

The second dart shouted: [Quick! Now! ]

[Become a human! Let the elders see! ]

Qi Yanxing was stunned and wanted to ask if it was too sudden, but the next second he saw Jiang's father dragging him towards the bathroom.

Qi Yanxing immediately realized that Erbiao was right.

He exerted force on his body and quickly jumped from Jiang Dad's palm to the ground!

Another jump and he jumped to the corner!

Father Jiang smiled helplessly and walked towards him, "Don't be afraid, little octopus, we won't hurt you, we're just sending you home..."

Bang!

The little octopus' body gradually expanded! It gradually grew into the shape of a giant octopus!

Father Jiang was startled and stepped back!

When Jiang Yuan saw the scarlet, thick and constantly wriggling tentacles, he was shocked and subconsciously stood up and pulled Jiang's father and mother behind him!

"Mom and Dad! He is that guy!" Jiang Yuan's tone was filled with hatred!

The next second after those words fell, a giant octopus transformed into a human right in front of the three of them!

As soon as Qi Yanxing appeared, he immediately recited the fifth line with deep emotion:

"My lovely baby, my love for you is like the white clouds in the sky, which will never disappear no matter how hard you try. It is also like the sand on the ground, which will still exist even if the world collapses!"

Qi Yanxing looked at Jiang Yuan affectionately with his deep eyes: "Ah! My lovely baby! Even if the sky collapses and the earth breaks, and the sea dries up and the rocks crumble! I will exchange three lifetimes of fireworks for your one lifetime of confusion! Ah!"

Father Jiang: “!”

Jiang Ma: “!”

Jiang Yuan: “!!!!”

As Qi Yanxing recited the lines with great emotion, Jiang Yuan clenched his fists at his sides and his teeth chattered in his mouth!

"You! Fuck you! Get—out—of here!" Jiang Yuan roared!

He walked up to Qi Yanxing, grabbed him by the collar and pulled him out!

Qi Yanxing had never seen Jiang Yuan so angry before, and he didn't know what to do so he just shut up.

Second Dart: [Don't stop! Keep going!]

Qi Yanxing: [I don’t, I don’t want my brother to be angry with me…]

Second Dart: [Stupid! It’s better for the host to be angry with you than to be afraid of you and avoid you! ]

[He's grabbing your collar now, that's called physical contact! He's making physical contact with you, that's a good thing! I don't know what you're afraid of! ]

boom!

Qi Yanxing suddenly understood!

“It does seem to make sense!”

Qi Yanxing's tightly closed lips opened up again and he continued to recite his lines:

"Baby, I want to sleep with you, I want you to sleep next to me, I want to warm your bed, and I want to stick to you for a long, long time!"

"I know you love candy, so let me sprinkle a handful of popping candy into your mouth to make your heart beat faster. Beat your heart for me, baby! Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! It hurts, baby!"

Jiang Yuan was so angry that he was fuming!

After dragging Qi Yanxing out of the courtyard, he threw him to the ground and beat him all over with both hands and feet!

"You still want to sleep with me! That's disgusting!"

"You're really asking for a fight!"