Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 201 Baby, I want to be with you~
Erbiao: [What?! Do you still want to talk back to me? ? ! ! ]
[You are unwilling to even read a few lines of confession and coaxing others. Now I even doubt whether you have ever loved the host! ]
[Jiang Yuan, he is really an orphan, he has no parents, no relatives, and after falling in love with you, he gave all his love and pampering to you. Don’t you know how well you eat? ? ? ]
[He used to be afraid of seeing blood, and he took up a knife and killed so many people for you, but in the end you were unwilling to say a few words to him! ]
[If you don't want to do other things, that's fine, but we are saving people now! Save them, Brother Octopus! ]
[Please hurry up, there are 33 hours left, and after tonight there will be only 20 hours left...]
[If you cannot successfully bring the host back, this will be the last time you see the host in your life! ]
As he spoke, sobbing sounds came from his head, the octopus's face looked ugly, and its tentacles turned inexplicably red.
"But...you must read such a corny and disgusting sentence to your brother..." Qi Yanxing's cheeks turned red as he stared at the screen.
Two darts are furious!!
[Calling you baby is disgusting! You are partners! Not just ordinary friends! ]
[Fuck! You are still being so cool! ! ]
"No, I mean can I really accept these lines?"
Second Dart: [Why can’t I do that? My host loves to hear it! ]
[You are the only one who doesn’t understand romance, can’t say anything, and yet you act so arrogant! ]
[Normal people would feel tired when dating you! You don’t feel good about yourself, do you?! ]
Qi Yanxing stopped talking and began to memorize the lines silently in his mind.
The second escort continued to instruct: [He is tired enough tonight, so don't bother him. Tomorrow morning when the host has breakfast, you read the lines to him in order, understand! ]
Qi Yanxing wanted to say something, but after thinking about the limited time he had, he just agreed.
The next morning, Lin Ruo placed the breakfast prepared by the housekeeper on Jiang Yuan's dining table and warned him, "Brother Jiang, you and your uncle and aunt should stay at home and don't go anywhere. I will go talk to my dad about this matter in person and will be back at noon. Remember, you must not leave the Lin family's gate!"
After Lin Ruo left, Jiang Yuan stood up and walked to the dining table, picked up the spoon and drank the porridge.
At the same time, the little octopus under the table was stroking its tentacles, racking its brains to think about how to appear in front of Jiang Yuan without scaring her.
Qi Yanxing was communicating with Erbiao in his mind again.
"How should I appear in front of my brother? If I jump out directly, will it scare him?"
Erbiao: [You even ask such a stupid question! ]
[If you jump out directly, do you want to scare the host to death? Of course, you have to package it! ]
The octopus tentacles swung, "Then how should I package it?"
Erbiao was muttering to himself, and the little octopus stuck to the table leg turned red and white.
Then the little octopus crawled to the center of the bedroom like a maggot.
It was jumping and hopping in the middle of the bedroom, trying to attract Jiang Yuan's attention with this mini Q version octopus body.
Jiang Yuan was concentrating on drinking the century egg porridge and had no intention of looking up.
The tentacles supported the ground and the octopus arched its body to push upwards. This was an extremely tiring posture. After jumping hundreds of times, the little octopus was breathing heavily.
Second Dart: [Very good, continue, the host has already turned his head, he will soon look towards you! ]
After Qi Yanxing took a breath, the tentacles continued to gather strength and jumped upwards.
But at this moment——
The bedroom door was suddenly opened, and Jiang's father and mother walked in with breakfast in their hands, smiling.
Snapped!
Dad Jiang stepped on the Q version of the little octopus!
The little octopus, which was originally exhausted, instantly turned into a pool of slime.
Dad Jiang looked down awkwardly, didn't see anything, and scratched his head.
"Mom and Dad, why are you here?"
Jiang Yuan quickly stood up from her chair and pulled out two chairs beside her and placed them in front of the bedside table.
Mother Jiang smiled and placed her and Father Jiang's breakfast on the other side of the table.
"We have been eating with you since you were little, and we were afraid that you would not be able to adapt."
Jiang Yuan shrugged, "Yeah, you guys have company now."
The family was talking and laughing, but the octopus that was stepped on was not in a good condition.
The Q version octopus is too weak and can be killed easily. When stepped on, Qi Yanxing felt as if his internal organs were shattered!
This is also the reason why Qi Yanxing never turned his body into a Q version octopus in the past.
While Jiang's father was crossing his legs, Qi Yanxing quickly slipped out from under his shoes, then ran swiftly to the center of the room and continued to repeat the action!
Jiang Ma has sharp eyes, and this time Qi Yanxing noticed it after just a few jumps!
"Xiao Yuan, what is that?"
Following Jiang's mother's words, Jiang Yuan and Jiang's father looked towards the center of the room.
Noticing Jiang Yuan's gaze on him, Qi Yanxing danced even harder!
"It looks like an octopus, but how could an octopus appear on the ground?"
Puzzled, Jiang's father stood up and walked towards the little octopus.
Erbiao followed and shouted: [Now! Jump onto Jiang Dad’s shoulder! Then shout ‘Baby, I want to be close to you!’ 】
Qi Yanxing: [Huh? ? ?!]
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