Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 203 We Are Not the Same
Not only Jiang Yuan, but also Jiang's father and mother were angry!
Mother Jiang was holding a broom, and Father Jiang was holding a spatula, and they angrily beat the monster on its thick skin!
"You are really asking for a fight! You don't even know what you look like, and you actually have such a dirty mind towards my son!"
"But my dear, this monster has a pretty good face, but the words he said are unbearable to hear!"
"He looks good, but he's a monster. You've seen it, too. His true form is an ugly octopus!"
"No, it's really disgusting to have such an ugly octopus saying sweet words to our son! We should beat him hard!"
While complaining, Jiang's father and mother increased the strength in their hands, and Jiang Yuan kicked even harder!
Qi Yanxing, on the other hand, gradually changed from begging for mercy to feeling relaxed.
He communicated with Erbiao in his mind: [It feels so good! Brother touched my waist! ]
[And the legs! My brother’s feet touched my legs! ]
[It has to be you. Although this method is a bit painful, it does allow me and you to have physical contact. It feels great! ]
Second dart: [...............]
Erdiao: [Fuck, you are such a pervert...]
At the same time, in the machinery room, the square box was staring at a large screen with great interest.
After Qi Yanxing finished saying this, the secret joy on Mechanical Box's face diminished a lot.
The rectangular box companion passed by, pointed at the screen and said with a smile: "Brother Erdiao, if you keep doing this, will this guy have a chance to catch up with your host?"
Erbiao rolled his eyes coldly at the screen.
"What the hell! He is not worthy of chasing anyone! He still doesn't know how to reflect on himself at this time, and besides..."
Erbiao smiled secretly, "I didn't intend to help him chase the host——"
The rectangular box was stunned, "Ah? Aren't you going to rely on this kid to save your host? Are you not going to save him anymore?!"
Erdiao's square body jumped twice, jumped to the drawer beside him, opened the drawer, took out a piece of paper from it and handed it to his rectangular box companion.
When his companions saw it, their eyes became round!
This piece of paper contains the appeal form for Jiang Yuan's resurrection.
"Oh my god! A dead person can be resurrected by you! Do you really have connections up there?"
Erbiao twisted his butt proudly, "I told you there's a bug that we can exploit~"
"My host completed all the tasks in his previous life. If it weren't for this stupid world suddenly collapsing and restarting, he would have returned to the real world long ago."
"It's not possible to collapse and regenerate like this in a normal book. There's something wrong with this book. It killed my host. Of course I have to appeal~"
The rectangular companion clapped his hands, then pointed in confusion at Qi Yanxing who was being beaten on the screen.
"Since you have successfully applied for the host's resurrection, why did you let this idiot in?"
The second escort raised his lips and said, "Just tease him. How can I entrust him with such an important task as saving the host?"
"I'll let him in now to deepen the host's disgust for this guy. When the host is reborn, he will be annoyed when he sees him. Even if he has a beautiful face and cries a little, he will never be able to catch up with me!"
The round eyes of the rectangular box turned into starry eyes, looking at Erdiao with admiration.
"High, high, high! Second Dart Brother, let me ask you, are you still single?"
Erdiao was stunned, and the curve of his lips deepened, "How much do you have in your bank account?"
Rectangular Box scratched his head. "Me? I have a few hundred yuan. After I get paid this month, it will be a thousand yuan. Oh no... if I buy a figurine after I get paid, then... it will be a negative number."
Erdiao jumped off the table, stretched out his little hand and patted the rectangular box comfortingly.
"What's the point of being single? I don't even want to talk about love! Why don't we just be good brothers for life?"
The rectangular box nodded in approval, "Yeah, that makes sense. Then I'll call my rich cousin and tell him not to wait for you. Just tell him that you've seen through the secular world and don't want to fall in love, and you want to be brothers with him, uh-huh!"
Erdiao reacted very quickly and covered the mouth of the rectangular box, shouting, "Send me your cousin's address! I want to have a meeting with him!"
At the same time, in the Lin family compound, the three Jiang family members tied Qi Yanxing to a big tree in the yard after beating him until they were tired.
Jiang's father and mother sat on the steps, looking speechlessly at the monster with a bruised face but still grinning foolishly at Jiang Yuan.
Father Jiang looked back at Jiang Yuan who was sharpening a knife in the house and said, "Yuan, how do you want to deal with him?"
Jiang Yuan was sharpening a kitchen knife with one hand and turning the screen of his mobile phone towards the couple with the other.
"I received a response to the post I posted yesterday. Everyone on the post unanimously suggested to me - autopsy."
The moment the word "dissection" came out of his mouth, the silly smile on Qi Yanxing's face immediately disappeared!
He quickly communicated with Erdiao in his mind!
“What should I do now!”
Erdiao: [What are you afraid of? This is my fantasy world. You can't die anyway, so just think of it as trying to cheer him up~]
Qi Yanxing's face turned pale and blue, "I won't die, but I will feel pain..."
Second Dart: [Yes, you once beat the host to the point of vomiting blood. Doesn't the host feel any pain? What's wrong with coaxing him to feel a little pain? ]
[You can’t die! ]
Thinking of the wrong things he had done when he had lost his memory, Qi Yanxing's eyes were instantly covered with decadence and turned deathly gray.
"........You are right. Compared to what I did to you, I would not be wrong even if I dissected me."
Qi Yanxing's tone was unusually gentle.
When he raised his eyes again, Jiang Yuan had already squatted beside him with a bucket and a kitchen knife. Jiang's mother and father stood beside Jiang Yuan, holding paper and tools in their hands.
"Son, if this was a human, we really wouldn't support you doing this, but he's an octopus, and an octopus that's greedy for your body, so he really should be killed!"
The knife in Jiang Yuan's hand brushed against Qi Yanxing's neck, and Qi Yanxing's eyes revealed a despair of being ready to die after doing something wrong.
"Go ahead, brother. As long as you're happy, it doesn't matter if you cut me into millions of pieces. My life is worthless anyway. You can do whatever you want with me..."
Qi Yanxing's tone gradually weakened.
Jiang Yuan had originally made up his mind to take action, but when he noticed that the octopus looked relieved, he felt bored and simply threw the knife away.
"Forget it. You and I don't have any deep hatred. You know you are wrong. Just stop bothering our family in the future."
Father Jiang stepped forward to help Qi Yanxing untie the rope, "My son is kind-hearted, let's go quickly."
The rope on his body loosened, and Qi Yanxing looked at the backs of the three people as they entered the house. The relief he had originally felt gradually disappeared.
Now he and Jiang Yuan are strangers.
In this situation, even if he did something wrong, Jiang Yuan would spare his life.
And at that time,
Why do you want to kill Jiang Yuan?...
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