Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"Erin Meriwether, Wit News is reporting breaking news live from the mutant rehabilitation facility, Aethers Mansion."

The female reporter on the police helicopter signaled the cameraman beside her to point the camera at the scene below, the charred ground, the overturned burning car and the still burning flames.

The fat, curly-haired boy wearing a red jacket stood in the police circle with an angry look on his face.

The muzzles of the Fobolers' guns were pointed at the boys, and outside the cordon at the confrontation site there were many ordinary people who were watching the fun.

"This is an accident caused by a mutant boy. Two police cars were overturned by him. There were fires everywhere. Many people were injured. The police are controlling the situation."

The female reporter gave a very professional explanation, but in the camera's shot, the boy's emotions were clearly close to being out of control.

"stay away from me!"

The boy's hands turned red, and he was wary of anyone who tried to get close to him like a wounded animal.

"Fuck off! Get out of here! Everyone, step back!!!"

The police officers retreated step by step with riot shields in hand, but they still couldn't suppress the boy's excitement.

"I'm going to burn you all to death, everyone, get back!"

"Stay away from me! Do you want to die?"

The boy was breathing rapidly, his head was covered with sweat, and although he was shouting, his eyes could not conceal the anxiety and fear, as if he had not expected the situation to develop into such an uncontrollable situation.

The rumbling sound attracted the attention of the female reporter.

A stealth fighter jet revealed itself from the sky.

"The X-Men have arrived at the scene. Wait, it looks like the parking space for their fighter jet has been taken by a taxi."

"Oh! Sorry, first come, first served guys, this is the seat of Mr. Deadpool's exclusive car, even if you are big, you can't take our little car by force."

The men in the fighter plane saw the man jumping out of the taxi.

"It's that idiot Wade."

On the plane, a girl wearing an X-Men uniform, with short hair and black lipstick unbuckled her seat belt and complained to Colossus next to her: "Why is he here?"

"Hey, everybody calm down! Your child negotiator is here."

Wade changed his equipment in the car, wearing a flashy red battle suit, a knife on his back, and his legs spread out like a crab, and he squeezed into the encirclement in this funny posture.

"Who is he?"

The female reporter couldn't help but ask questions.

Wade raised his head and waved at the helicopter: "Me? I'm Eggman."

"Never heard of Superman? Of course, I am different from the guy who wears pants outside. I believe in naturalism, so I don't wear anything..."

"Remember this is a real man."

He walked forward with such confidence that the police officers nearby were frightened and thought he was really some 'expert' from somewhere. No one stepped forward to stop him from beginning to end.

Wade came up to the confused commanding officer and raised his fist seriously.

"so, respect!"

(So, cheers to you.)

When the officer tried to fist-bump him, Wade pulled his hand back and turned toward the boy.

He didn't forget to give the police officer an 'order'.

"At ease, officer."

"Watch me perform."

Wade was about to walk towards the boy, but he suddenly felt himself rising.

"what are you doing?"

The big guy Colossus grabbed Deadpool's hood and pulled Wade's feet off the ground.

"Hey, put me down, big idiot. What if you ruined my handmade headpiece that was sewn in Italy?!"

Wade's feet were flapping in the air, and he heard a "sizzling" sound in his ears.

All of a sudden, his nose popped out of the hood.

"Oh, sorry~"

Colossus put Deadpool down, and the other party stumbled and accidentally hung on his pectoralis major.

"Deadpool, you are here to cause trouble."

Warhead, the female X-Man, crossed her arms and looked at Wade with an unhappy expression.

"Oh, little tiger, you're here too. Of course you two are always together. I didn't expect you like this type, hard and cool, and most likely you won't turn around. Oh, your taste is really unique."

"FUCK YOU Wade, I have a girlfriend."

Bullet chewed gum and gave Deadpool the middle finger.

"Wait, what?!"

\"What's wrong with her calling Yukio, you bastard.\"

Apparently Wade's surprised expression annoyed the female X-Man, and she retorted without any hesitation.

"WOW, don't be so aggressive, I have nothing against your lesbian nature, my 'upright' stance is very correct, PS I'm actually a black girl (wrong), you can't really tell haha."

Bullet rolled her eyes without disguising, and questioned Deadpool:

"Let me interrupt you and tell you, what are you doing here?"

Wade pulled off the torn hood to save the bridge of his nose.

He told them his purpose seriously:

"Of course I'm here to be a hero of justice, DA chicken crime, ugh, fight crime. I don't like being a priest, or moonwalking."

"Well, just act. Colossus might be fooled, but I won't."

Bullet shook his head.

"Nonono, I know that I have always been synonymous with mischief in your eyes, but Master Paimon made me wu."

Colossus became interested and asked curiously, "What?"

Wade: "As long as there is some effort in the planning, all the fools and executives can be turned into Beng Beng little round hats."

Bullet frowned, "What kind of alien fart are you talking about."

"You don't understand, right? This is a question about the Nth wall. It's really too profound for you."

"Let me put it simply, I want to become a good person in the ordinary sense of what you say, that's it."

Wade's constant chatter successfully confused the two X-Men even more.

The commanding officer on the side couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"Hey, can you stop chatting, this is already the fifth accident, this kid has to go into the ice box, can't stay here."

The Ice Box is an unspoken institution between the X-Men and the New York government, a place dedicated to detaining mutants and super-powered criminals who have committed serious crimes or committed heinous crimes.

Colossus reached out and made a soothing gesture to the officer.

"It's a bit harsh to lock a child up there. Maybe we can use a softer policy. We will persuade the child to go to Xavier Academy and receive a serious education."

At this time, the young man in a white coat and with a gloomy face who had been standing next to the police officer stood up to object.

"No, no, no, we are in charge of Russell. He can't go to jail. I promise. Everything is under our control."

As the man spoke, Russell, the little boy, was heard in the background.

"I'm going to burn you to death, you're dead!"

Wade shifted his gaze and pointed to Russell. "I don't see how he's 'under control'... Uh, Marty."

"Your name is Glenn, right?" He said casually.

The man in the white coat at the Mutant Rehabilitation Facility: "Daniel, my name is Daniel."

"Okay, Miguel, listen to me."

Wade put on a serious 'professional attitude': "Let me talk to this kid, believe me, I am very experienced in getting along with children."

"The last little guy was fooled by me, bah, and persuaded to take a week's worth of cake rations. Yes, of course, this is for the health of the children. That's right, it's definitely not because I'm greedy."

(Paimon on the other side: Achu! Why are you so fat? Traveler, I seem to have caught a cold?)

Wade stared at the white coat and said, "Leave it to me. You just stay here with your weird sexy secret lips."

"Let\u0027s go!!"

Just as he was about to take a step, a clear shout came from behind the crowd.

"Hey! You over there, you want to run away without paying the bill?"

"Oops, wait a moment."

Wade moved his ears, squinted his eyes, and waved at the people who were looking at him in confusion.

"Oops"

"My creditor is chasing me."