Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

Mutants? Why is Professor X's Infant and Toddler School closed for the holidays? Are all the naughty kids running out?

With the mentality of enjoying the fun, Wade, despite his disability, carried his little brother who was recovering from injury and got out.

"Oh my, I can feel the balls while joining in the fun, it hurts~"

Wade bounced and found his target.

"Hey man, don't waste your time. This guy is already meeting God on the Simmons mattress. Do you really want to interrupt his good time?"

Wade leaned against the door of the emergency room and said to the doctor who was sitting astride the patient and performing CPR, as well as the nurses surrounding him, "Oh my god, this guy smells like roasted chicken wings. Doctor, tell me the truth, did you take the opportunity to taste some while you were doing artificial respiration?"

"Where did this psychopath come from? Get him out now!"

Wade's unreasonable remarks angered a group of people in white coats. Although the doctors and nurses kept working, they glared at Wade and wanted to rush up and drag him away immediately.

"Officer, officer, there's a disturbance here!"

The two police officers who came with the injured person outside the door heard the doctor's call and ran in. When they saw Wade, they hurriedly pulled him out.

"Hey, calm down, calm down. I didn't say anything. He really grilled it very well. He didn't even need to add any seasoning. Didn't you smell it?"

Wade said with a grin.

One of the officers glared at him and said, "Stop making trouble and leave the emergency room now!"

Two policemen forcibly dragged Wade away from the hospital and issued him a stern warning.

"If you continue to interfere with the normal work of doctors and nurses, we will have to detain you, sir."

After saying this, the two police officers prepared to turn around and leave.

\"Wait~\"

Wade grabbed the officer closest to him.

"Honey...."

He glanced at the officer's badge and said, "Officer Ryan, can you satisfy my curiosity? What happened to these poor people? Who hurt them?"

Wade looked at the warning look in the police officer's eyes, smiled awkwardly and retracted his hand.

\"This is not something you should care about, please don't interfere with our work! \"

The police officer whom Wade called Ryan frowned, shook his sleeves, turned around and prepared to lead his companions away.

\“Wait!!!\”

Wade called him again.

\"What for?\"

Officer Ryan responded patiently.

Wade looked depressed and sad.

"I don't mean anything else, I just feel the same way about what they're going through. I know what it feels like..."

\“.....\“

Perhaps Wade's appearance was too convincing, Officer Ryan was silent for a moment: "Hey, listen, the Aysers Mansion is the so-called mutant rehabilitation facility. These people were all done by a kid with angry hands. This is not something that ordinary people can handle. We have notified the professional X-Men to go there. Those who are not involved should go home quickly."

\"Oh~~~\"

Wade nodded dejectedly: "I know, this is such a tragedy. I mean, this is so wrong for mutants..."

Seeing that Wade seemed to have lost his curiosity, Officer Ryan left with his companions.

As he turned, Wade raised his eyelids.

"Tsk. You should ask Deadpool to teach a naughty kid a lesson. The old man would just nag at him and not hit him. What's the educational value of that?"

As Wade spoke, he took out his cell phone and pressed twice.

"Hey?"

"Oh! It's dear Mr. Deadpool. Do you need your most enthusiastic Du Mingde to help?"

The taxi driver Du Mingde on the other end of the phone stepped on the accelerator and arrived at the hospital entrance in less than ten minutes.

"Come on, Du Mingde, let's go watch the hot...ah!"

Wade, whose butt just touched the seat, almost got himself kicked off.

Du Mingde looked at Wade and asked worriedly: "Mr. Deadpool, are you okay?"

\"Uh, it's okay, it's just a little sour!\"

Wade covered that spot and groaned.

"If you don't mind, I'd like to change my position."

\“.....\“

Wade rolled over and lay on the back of the chair with his butt sticking out, his back facing the windshield. Du Mingde's mouth twitched twice, he pulled the seat belt to help him fasten it, then stepped on the accelerator and sped away.

As soon as they left, Walnut arrived.

"Hey, don't push me, security guard. I'm not here to promote my business. I'm here to look for someone. Wade! Are you here, Wade?!"

"Wait, wow, there are so many customers. Don't just be sad, big brother and big sister. Want to know more about the exquisite funeral package? The bodies will be cremated, and we will only pay for one for two."

"You're interested in looking for the Hall of the Dead... Uh... Hello, Officer Ryan."

The security guard couldn't persuade Hu Tao so he called two helpers. Hu Tao looked up and laughed.

"It's true that we meet everywhere in life. We meet again."

Officer Ryan didn't expect to meet Hu Tao here. He glared at her unhappily and said, "I heard from the security guard that you always come to the hospital to harass people, causing a lot of dissatisfaction among their patients and their families."

"Harassment, that's a strong word."

Hu Tao looked indignant: "I visit hospitals door to door to find people and organizations that may cooperate, which is business development."

"Outreach is a very important part of our work. How can it be defined as harassment? The quality and efficiency of our work at the Wangsheng Hall are obvious to all. Officer Ryan, you have the most say, right?"

This is true. Even Ryan has often heard his colleagues in the police station mention the Hall of the Reborn recently, especially Officer Nellie, who has been full of praise for the professional level of the Hall of the Reborn.

Ryan naturally didn't care about Walnut's inappropriate sales promotion.

"Are you here to look for someone?"

"Yes, I came to look for Wade. My friend Zaoyou said he was coming this way."

The officer standing next to Ryan spoke at this time.

"What are the characteristics of the Wade you mentioned? There are a lot of injured people in the hospital right now, and it's a mess inside. Tell us what the person you are looking for looks like, and we will help you find him."

"Ah, him, bald head, no eyebrows, and bumpy face, so he's easy to recognize."

The police officer looked at Ryan, then turned his head and looked through the medical record book he had just found from the doctor. He said to Walnut, "We just met the man you described. As for the doctor, he came to treat that part of the body, and the injury is very serious. He may suffer from hemorrhagic shock at any time. But it's great that you came to see him. We didn't realize the severity of his injury just now and we regretted letting him go."

"But there is one thing that is strange. The name of the person you are looking for is not Wade, but..."

The police officer squinted his eyes at the name twisted into a flower on the register and hesitantly read out:

\"Pa.....Paimon?\"

Walnut was stunned: "What?"

"Paimon?!"

“Puff! Hahahaha—Ouch—”

"Ah.....Ah Qiu~!"

Paimeng, who was walking with Lin Ze, sneezed so hard that she turned over in the air. She shuddered all over and shook her head, muttering in confusion, "Strange, did the dandelions get into my nose?"