Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

Walnut stood there leisurely with her hands on her hips, a smile on her lips as she watched Deadpool approaching her with twisted steps.

"Hey little star, you also know about Mr. Deadpool's great plan to help others and do good deeds. I'm so touched that you came over to support me. We just happen to be in need of an atmosphere group. When I kill everyone, you can stand by and cheer for me."

Wade acted like a good brother and didn't care about the girl's strange look at all. He just went about making arrangements for her.

"What atmosphere group? I'm not here to watch the fun. I'm here to collect debts."

Walnut raised his eyebrows and waved his little hand in front of Deadpool. Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety Mora, no, no, it's ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety US dollars, not a penny less, a sincere deal.

"It's so dark! Isn't this a grand opening promotion?"

Deadpool's incredulous expression can be seen even through his mask: "Little Star, don't bully me because I can't count just because I'm young. After all, I've passed the third grade of elementary school."

"It clearly doesn't say there's that much money in that brochure!"

Walnut curled her lips and said, "Of course it's not that much money, but you made a big hole in the roof of our Wangsheng Hall, shouldn't you be compensated? This also includes the money for me to repair the roof."

Deadpool's face immediately darkened. He widened his eyes and said in grievance and anger, "How can you blame me? It was obviously Xiaolili's fault. I just wanted to make friends with him and get closer to him."

"Who knew that just as I approached him, a stone pillar suddenly rose from the ground. The stone pillar was so hard that it rushed directly towards my plump buttocks!"

As he spoke with great emotion, Deadpool also demonstrated it to Walnut in a very vivid way. When he thought of the scene at that time, tears welled up in his eyes.

"That was the first time in my life that I clearly heard the wailing of little Deadpool."

"If it weren't for my special physique, my dear little star, you could call me aunt right now!"

"Aunt....?!"

walnut:\"......\"

The image was so vivid that she actually felt a little sympathy for Deadpool.

Hu Tao's expression became strange. No wonder Zhongli was so secretive about Wade's injury at that time. So this is what happened. She stared at Deadpool for a while, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Forget it, forget it. I'll waive the money for the roof repair, but you can't default on the money for the coffin. If you don't have the money to pay, you'll have to sell your body in our Hall of the Dead to pay it off."

"Look at what you said. Can I still owe you that little money?"

Deadpool pointed behind him and said, "See? These two are my brothers in X-Man. I'll pay them after we finish this job. No problem."

Bullet, who was chewing gum not far away, saw Deadpool talking to the girl and pointing at them, and he had a bad feeling in his heart.

"What is that guy doing?!"

Colossus shook his head and replied sullenly: "It looks like he is chatting with someone."

warhead:"......"

"I'm not blind, of course I can see that he's chatting with that girl, the question is why Deadpool is making some kind of gesture to us."

Colossus: "Maybe he's introducing us to that girl."

Bullet: "Nothing good comes out of Deadpool's mouth."

Colossus was quietly tidying up his clothes. He felt that his image today was perfect and would not leave a bad impression on others.

But when I heard what Dantou said, I felt that there was some truth to it.

"What to do, oh! Deadpool brought her here."

Walnut didn't believe a word of what Wade said, but she did have some impression of the X-Men.

"Hello everyone, I'm Hu Tao, the head of Wangsheng Hall. The "Hu" in "Hu Tao" means eating and drinking lavishly, but the "Tao" in "Hu Tao" does not mean naughty! Hahahaha... eh? Not funny? Forget it. It looks quite lively here. Do you need any help?"

Bullet really couldn't afford to put a cold face on the little girl who was looking at her with a smile and expressing her desire to help.

"I don't know how Deadpool introduced us to you, but we two X-Men can handle this."

Walnut was not angry when she heard Bullet's refusal. Instead, she nodded in understanding. In fact, she just said that to act as an atmosphere group. The main reason she came to say hello was that she wanted to leave an impression on the two X-Men so that she could develop business with them later.

"No problem, no problem, but if you need help, just tell me. If you need help, I will do my best and will never refuse!"

Seeing that his goal of getting familiar with the crowd was achieved, Walnut patted Deadpool on the shoulder, gave Wade a look, and looked around to find a perfect angle to watch the fun.

She walked over and took out two US dollars from nowhere, and waved them towards Deadpool one by one.

warhead:......

Colossus: ...

Deadpool immediately gave a thumbs up: "Tsk, you are worthy of being called Little Star. Even the atmosphere group is so 'professional'. It's just that using money as glow sticks is a bit too extravagant, and the green ones are not colorful at all."

"You are the only one who has many things to do."

Bullet was speechless. She felt that this girl named Walnut must have been fooled by Deadpool. She would have to have a good talk with Walnut after this matter was over.

"I'm going to burn your balls!" The background music hasn't stopped yet.

Okay, back to the topic.

Deadpool rubbed his palms together: "Oh, it's my first time, I'm a little excited, I hope he can be gentle with me."

While Bullet rolled his eyes, Deadpool beside him walked towards the little boy.

"Hi, hello boy."

Russell, the little boy, became nervous when he saw these 'weirdos' approaching.

"Back off! Or I'll kill that Justin Bieber."

"Ha!!" Deadpool couldn't help laughing. He covered his mouth and turned away.

"Hi Justine~"

Bullet gave him a middle finger in return.

Walnut stood there bored, watching Deadpool negotiate with the little boy named Russell in an incomprehensible manner, which unsurprisingly annoyed the boy.

boom!

Russell's flaming fist knocked the bullet directly away, and it crashed heavily into a police car parked nearby.

However, such an attack did not seem to pose a threat to the warhead. The female X-Men just stood up from the ground with an unhappy look on her face, took off her coat, and moved her wrists. She seemed to have lost the patience to continue dissuading the boy.

"Follow us obediently, or you'll get into trouble!"

Colossus gave this warning very sternly, but he didn't expect that the boy didn't listen at all.

Russell: “That’s a line from Robocop.”

Deadpool repeated the boy's words in a pinched voice and said to Colossus: "It's a line from Robocop. Can you be a little more creative? Back off. You're embarrassing me."

He turned to look at Russell and paused, "Listen, Huo...Oh my God...I can't say it. Hey, how can you say things like I'm doing this for your own good without batting an eyelid? These words make me feel sick."

Deadpool complained to Colossus behind him, and when he turned around, a fireball as big as his head rushed towards him, and he immediately squatted down.

boom!

The Steel Warrior at the back was knocked away by the fireball.

The corners of Hu Tao's mouth twitched while watching. What kind of a play is this, sacrificing teammates?

boom!

Well done, Deadpool who sold out his teammates is now flying.

Kurumi made a trumpet shape with her hands: "You really don't need any help?"

Deadpool, who broke through the glass and flew directly into the next building, hurriedly got up from the ground. He dusted himself off and nodded seriously to the children who were holding lunch boxes and looking at him in amazement just one step away.

"Wow! So exciting! Kids, do you know that drinking more milk can help you grow taller?"

"No need, little star, I was just warming up--"

Deadpool replied to Walnut outside, and the children at that table had already picked up their bowls and prepared to move.

"Hey, don't leave yet. Look at my kids. I'll show you what it means."

"＜Superhero landing＞"

(Superhero landing)

After that, Deadpool took two steps back, then sprinted forward, stepped on the windowsill with both feet, stretched his right leg slightly forward, bent his left leg slightly, stretched his arms out to a 90-degree bend, and jumped high from the window!

\"Wow!\"

The children were so surprised that they couldn't close their mouths and rushed to the window.

All I heard was a loud voice:

'Pah-chi'.

Very good, passed away peacefully.

"Cut~"

The children lying by the window looked at the human pancakes spread out in a big letter shape downstairs and dispersed in disappointment.

Walnut below was also stunned, but he couldn't help but take out the sack in his hand.

Didn’t you say you don’t need her help?