Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

On the helicopter, Zhang Musi followed the man stuck between the two men and hummed a little tune leisurely under the blind man's captivating gaze.

"To be honest, since you've paid off your bank card, can you stop being a single person like you, who is being punished by God?"

"Pooh!" Zhang Musi raised his foot and kicked Wuxie who was trying to waste his annual leave to come here.

"I'm talking about you, single guy."

"What?" Wuxie was immersed in the excitement of the armed helicopter. He turned around in confusion and shouted, pointing at the window.

"Look! This is the place where I was pregnant with ten little snakes!"

With her hands gathered around her mouth, she called out affectionately to the people below, "My children, mom is back to see you."

Zhang Musi stared at him speechlessly for a long time, then turned his head and whispered to the blind man, "Has he been letting himself go like this in the past few years?"

The blind man nodded awkwardly, leaned over and said mysteriously, "Have you ever seen a parent being called to work?"

"Oh hoo!"

"Before the archaeological activity started, he stuffed his uncle's underwear into the coffin three times, saying that every wrong has its perpetrator and every debt has its creditor." The blind man stroked his chin and recalled Wu Xie's outrageous behavior during this period. "He always carried his own bank deposit certificate with him, and he also printed yours, saying that he wanted to prove to the tomb owner that he had money and was not here to rob the tomb..."

"What the hell!" Zhang Musi was also shocked. "Why hasn't he been fired yet if he's so perverted? Are they keeping him as a side dish?"

The blind man shook his finger meaningfully. "Have you forgotten his innate skills?"

Zhang Musi took a breath of cold air.

"The Edogawa Conan of the archaeological world is not just a name, the Four Rising Knights of the Apocalypse must have his own title."

"Who are those other unlucky guys? I'll be the first one to disagree if they can be compared with Wuxie!"

The blind man's face looked extremely ugly, and he felt helpless as he was being raped and still being treated as a criminal suspect.

"Ha ha ha ha..." Zhang Musi laughed wildly and patted the blind man on the shoulder. "That's for sure. Since Wu Xie is here, there must be a famous person named Xiamupai."

"Haha, don't be so happy. It won't be long before the four corpses of Apocalypse will turn into Dancing Goddesses!" With a snap, he slapped the hand on his shoulder away.

The plane soon landed on the sand of the Gobi Desert. Wuxie took a deep breath of the familiar smell in the air, reminiscing about his lost youth.

"When I was here more than 10 years ago, my third uncle was still hopping around outside. Now when I think about it, I feel it would be better if he was still in there."

"I wonder if the cockscomb snakes still remember the Third Master from back then. Huh, huh, huh~ Are there any snakes here? The ten-year period has come, and your Third Master is back, ahaha!"

"Young Master San?"

The voice sounded almost at the same time as Wuxie's words. The person's face turned pale all of a sudden, his legs trembled and his cervical vertebrae made a creaking sound. He turned around and immediately saw the familiar blood-red crested snake standing upright behind his head, its resentful yellow snake eyes staring at him.

Then, countless densely packed crested snakes emerged from the cracks in the rocks on all sides, and shouted in unison, "Young Master San?"

Wuxie didn't even need to be stunned this time, he was directly stunned. This group of snakes were just like spirits. With him as the center and the attack range as the radius, they surrounded him tightly. He was so moved that he almost cried.

"No, no, no... I don't have to be so enthusiastic. I... I'm just traveling for a private trip this time, not on business. Please accept the welcome line!"

He was just bragging, who knew that these snakes from the northwest were so honest. Now he wants to have a fight with his fellow snakes.

"Master San, maybe the first one is the snake egg you hatched that year. The children will be sad with your attitude!"

"You just care whether the children are sad or not!" Wu Xie roared at Zhang Mu Si who was making sarcastic remarks, his eyes red as if he was facing a heartless man. "Don't you care whether the mother is sad or not?"

"Children, mom is back to see you. These few people are the food reserves I brought for you. Go and eat."

Wuxie fanned his hands madly. He really couldn't bear this kind of family love.

"stupid"

A low and cold voice came from the corner. Wu Xie was just wondering whose snake kid had learned to swear when he saw a man jumping down from a rock with a gurgling sound from his mouth. The snakes immediately seemed to have heard some instructions and lined up in a marching formation. Soon they disappeared without a trace.

Wuxie: ...

He felt that he needed an explanation, but considering the objective reality, he could ask and answer this explanation himself.

"Little Snake~~~~" Zhang Musi excitedly picked up Zhang Xiaoshe whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and turned around several times on the spot before putting him down.

"Mr. Zhang" Zhang Xiaoshe's appearance has not changed, but his entire temperament has changed drastically.

If before he was gloomy, taciturn, stubborn and stubborn, now he is confident, taciturn, stubborn and stubborn.

"Oh, it's good that you're back!" Zhang Musi patted Zhang Xiaoshe's shoulders repeatedly and looked him up and down.

Among so many people, the one he was most worried about was Zhang Xiaoshe, but no one else could do the job of running around in the timeline except him.

"It's okay. Every time you send me so much equipment, I can pass the level by tying a dog." He smiled shyly, his modesty was so choking that no one knew how to respond.

"Drink water, drink water. Drinking more hot water is good for your health."

Zhang Musi handed over a thermos cup and grinned at him.

Zhang Xiaoshe didn't know why, but drinking hot water was always a good idea. He had just taken a sip when Wuxie came up to him and said, "Hello, hello. My name is Wuxie."

"I know you." Zhang Xiaoshe looked at him sincerely. "I heard Zhang Hailou mention you. He said that it was harder for you to climb the chains than for an old lady to get off the kang."

Wuxie: ...

"Doesn't your company provide training on social etiquette? I have been spending money with you for so many years that I am considered a VIP customer, but I am only being treated like an old lady getting off the kang?"

“No!” Zhang Xiaoshe scratched his head, thinking that Wuxie was not satisfied with only one title, just like when Li Shimin gave himself titles, a long list of titles would be enough.

Then he counted on his fingers: "Old lady getting off the kang, ancient tomb destroyer, ground-falling artist, living hell in the tomb-robbing world, holder of the achievement of destroying nine gates by one person..."

“Enough, enough…” Wu Xie almost buried his head in the quagmire after hearing this. For the first time, he understood what it meant to be naive and innocent and to be naturally unlucky with sarcasm.

Seeing that the big customer was satisfied, Zhang Xiaoshe also breathed a sigh of relief, and glanced at Zhang Hailou who had long since hidden himself, saying, "So, my EQ is amazing, isn't it?"

Zhang Hailou turned into a boy with a fake smile, raised his thumb, and secretly decided in his heart that if he met a customer who owed the final payment next time, he must take him with him when collecting the debt, just like money and life will always be in his hands.