Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

"Actually, I've been thinking about a question." Zhang Musi sat down in the cradle of their love and talked freely.

"Looking at Chen Wenjin's experimental subjects and our cyborgs, the Corpse Turtle Pills don't actually have a hypnotic function, right?"

The blind man stared at Zhang Musi in amazement for a while, and was sure that this guy really wanted to start a discussion at this time, and it seemed that it would not be short.

He threw a bottle of beer to him, and with the mentality that he would rather die alone than die alone, he made a rational suggestion, "I think you should call Wang Zanghai over to discuss this matter together."

After a while, Wang Zanghai kicked open the disgusting room with the thermos cup in hand.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Wang Canghai used to do some "small animal" experiments and was always looked at strangely by others. Some even pointed at him and said he was a pervert. However, ever since he met Zhang Muchi, he felt that he was simply an engineer of the human soul.

How can someone come up with such inhuman ideas while shouting "pervert"? If he can be considered a pervert, then what is Zhang Musi? A devil on earth?

To be honest, after saying goodbye to those "perverted" experiments and having just 10 years of good life, Wang Canghai felt grateful to the bronze door for the first time in hundreds of years.

After Zhang Musi asked his question, Wang Zanghai looked at him and asked, "What do you want to ask?"

"I'm just giving an analogy." Zhang Musi made a twisting gesture and said, "It is known that if you eat the Corpse Bug Pill and wear the Golden Jade Cloth for 2000 years, you can live forever. Is this correct?"

Wang Zanghai nodded tentatively, but his body unconsciously wanted to activate the electromagnetic barrier.

"This thing isn't a sleeping pill. You have to sleep. Sleeping is just the effect of the meteorite's magnetic field, right?"

Zhang Qiling nodded. The first group of people who entered the Xisha underwater tomb, without exception, continued to work for a long time.

"Then why not make a meteorite-made autumn shirt, autumn pants and facekini?"

Zhang Musi tilted his head, seemingly thinking about this question seriously.

As soon as Zhang Musi started to think, Wang Canghai got furious and almost crushed the thermos cup with his strong hands.

"You...why are you so excited?" Zhang Musi was also shocked. It seemed that Old Wang's ability to endure had decreased during his absence over the years.

"Pfft..." The blind man laughed out loud. "Maybe those who eat the Corpse-Eating Pills only dare to eat them before they die."

Then he spread his hands and said, "After all, everyone is afraid of death. Only desperate people dare to throw such three-no products directly into their mouths."

"Is the working principle of the Corpse-Eating Pills the same as that of the sustained-release capsules?"

"How on earth did it get from being eaten into the stomach to being in the brain?"

"Did the bronze powder wrapped around the outside also enter the brain? Did the corpse beetle push the ball outside into the brain like a dung beetle pushes a dung ball?"

"If he throws the ball, how can he release it slowly?"

After a few soul-searching blows, everyone fell silent. I don’t know if the question was really that difficult or if they were disgusted by his description.

"How does the Corpse Evil Pill work? Can it really make you immortal?"

Zhang Musi watched a bunch of short videos, but to be honest, he still didn't understand what this thing was all about.

You say he can live forever, well, he slept for two thousand years. You say he can't live forever, but the Queen Mother of the West can still speak for him with affection.

If we were to ask who knows the most about this matter, it would be Wang Canghai, who has had contact with several parties.

Wang Zanghai frowned, as if this question was difficult to answer.

After a long while, he spoke, "It's hard to say. The current speculation is that it can only be confirmed that it will have an effect on special people."

"According to the information I had, this kind of thing could indeed prolong life before the historical formation period, but as time goes by, I hear fewer and fewer successful cases."

"So I guess that the use of the Corpse Beetle Pill should not be just a simple intake, but also requires a coordination mechanism, or special humans."

"The only two cases that have tended to be successful recently are Qi Yu and Queen Mother of the West. As for the Old Nine Sects, the methods they used in the later period were only equivalent to restraining the efficacy of the medicine. It is impossible for them to achieve immortality."

"As for the... shit... pushing the ball thing you mentioned, I'm not sure, but when people who took it mutated, the corpse beetles were definitely in their brains, but the powder was not seen."

The more Wang Canghai spoke, the more desperate he became. As an expert in Feng Shui, why was he discussing issues related to long underwear and long trousers?

"Dumb, you're right, right? Who would want to lie there and sleep for two thousand years in exchange for eternal life? It seems stupid no matter how you look at it. But if it is changed like this, graphene can now be made into pants. Once we wear our meteorite bronze autumn clothes, we can move freely and will not die no matter how we move. It's super safe."

"What do we call these autumn clothes and autumn trousers? Corpse protectors?" The blind man came up happily and joined in the fun.

When Zhang Qiling thought about the streets full of people dressed in green, facekinis and long underwear, his fingers couldn't help but itch.

The more Zhang Musi thought about it, the more it made sense and the more he thought about it. Besides, as the old saying goes, autumn clothes and autumn trousers will protect every baby in China.

"It seems we still have to go to the Queen Mother of the West Palace."

"What are we going there for?" Wang Zanghai looked puzzled. "We can produce the Corpse Beetle Pills ourselves."

Zhang Musi shook his finger. "Nonono~ The point is not the elixir of immortality. I mainly want to leave a descendant for the Queen Mother of the West."

hiss……

Three long gasps were heard in the room, and the wind was so strong that Zhang Muchi even felt a little cold.

Looking at the looks of several people, he finally realized that there was ambiguity in this sentence. He waved his hands frantically and quickly explained, "Damn it! I'm not that perverted, okay!"

"Although it is said that a woman three years older than a man will hold a golden brick, and a woman three thousand years older than a man will be ranked among the immortals, but that is not what I mean!"

Wang Canghai: Your words about being among the immortals don’t sound very convincing.

"I want to extract some living DNA from her, just like the Veronica virus, to breed the next generation. Didn't Old Wang say that this matter depends on people? Let's dig to the root of the problem."

"You scared me." The blind man patted his heart and said, "I thought you had let it go and were ready to go into business to make money."

"Ah..." Zhang Musi almost burst into tears, pointing at the blind man and crying, "You dare to talk about money!"

"I'm going to raise the price for Wuxie!"

"Stop it." Wang Zanghai saw that he was getting more and more off topic, so he kindly changed the subject and helped the poor child.

"Living DNA is no problem, do you have any other needs?"

Zhang Musi thought for a moment and said, "Let's get some raw ore to make autumn clothes and autumn trousers."

Queen Mother of the West: (screaming) (splitting) (convulsing) (twisting) (crawling in the dark)...

Wuxie: Rapid Retreat Dark Crawling