Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

They were the last group to arrive. The vanguard had already entered the Palace of Queen Mother of the West. Zhang Xiaoshe's evolved snake-controlling skills made him comparable to the Empress in One Piece among this group of black-haired snake subspecies. From old pythons to newly hatched eggs, they all obeyed orders obediently as if they had joined a cult. A group of tomb-guarding beasts turned into traitors.

Following the guiding arrows laid out by the snakes, the group entered the West Queen Mother Palace unimpeded. The only drawback was that these snakes had some bloodline from Gaode Navigation.

If one snake can pass through it, it is called a road; if a group of snakes can pass through it, it is called a highway. Zhang Xiaoshe sighed for a long time, thinking that the subspecies still has some defects.

Wu Xie's veins popped out when he listened to Zhang Xiaoshe's words. The last time he came here, he was almost fooled by these intelligent and human-speaking snakes. How smart were the snakes he had seen? Could they even take the college entrance examination?

The route they finally chose followed the river directly into the deepest part of Tamudu.

Looking down from above, the surrounding rock walls are like the Roman Colosseum, with steps one after another.

"Oh, is this the place? The famous battle where Wuxie fought hundreds of naked men all alone?"

Zhang Hailou looked at the dark space with admiration, his thoughts were so far away that even his mother couldn't catch him.

"Ahhhh! Are you so fucking obscene that it's so graphic?"

Wuxie's face turned green and he scratched his hair wildly, making a sharp sound.

"Besides...it's not just me!"

Zhang Hailou looked at Wu Xie, who seemed to be being held captive, and smiled wickedly, "Let's talk about objective facts. There are always hundreds of naked men."

"That's right, I prove it!" In this situation, the fat man directly stood on the side of the bitch Zhang. "Wu Xie, you kid, it's not honest. You want to drag a fat man like me into this matter of hundreds of naked men! No way."

Zhang Musi quickly figured out what was going on. Damn it! When I watched this scene before, I didn't realize that it was rated R-rated. It would have to be banned at 88.

As everyone knows, one must be completely naked when lying in the Jade Servant... So, the mop or broom at that time destroyed the balance of the star disk that held the Corpse Turtle Pill, and hundreds of Jade Servant fell off at the same time, revealing the...

It’s confirmed, it’s definitely the naked man with horse face.

Zhang Musi suddenly thought of something, turned his head stiffly, and pointed at Zhang Qiling with trembling voice, "You you you you..."

"Don't even think about it, no!"

Zhang Qiling opened the hands in front of him, exerted force with two fingers, and smoothly turned Zhang Muchi's head back to Wuxie.

Let them hurt each other.

Zhang Musi licked the corner of his mouth, wanting to confirm whether the highlight scene in the plot where the naked man... no, the man was running through the pile of rice dumplings actually happened. However, he also knew that as long as he turned around, he could not say whether he could get the answer, but he would definitely be beaten.

"Don't think about it." The kind blind man put his arm around his shoulder and gave him a thoughtful summary of the previous events. "This kind of restricted plot does not exist. Except for the beginning when Wuxie performed a flat throw to attract the attention of all the Zongzi, the rest of the plot is a laser cannon fired every five seconds, and the whole play ends."

Wuxie's face turned green again...

Zhang Musi and Zhang Hailou sighed in disappointment at the same time. It was disappointing that they would never be able to see such a spectacular one-time sight again. Wuxie, you are so lucky!

One is that I am disappointed that I cannot rank these dumplings from largest to smallest...

No one wanted to raise their hands to vote on which one was more perverted.

Keep walking along the underground river, they soon reached the last reservoir. Under their feet, more and more fragments of human head jars were embedded in the cracks of the rubble like knife blades. Zhang Musi carefully stomped on a large piece of it.

"Peppa, don't step in the puddles, we're here." The blind man turned on the flashlight and shone it above everyone's heads, and they saw a huge meteorite appear above everyone's heads, like a rotten honeycomb.

"cut"

At Zhang Muchi's command, the undertaker team knocked down a full box of meteorite jades from the periphery. Together with those taken off by the naked men outside, it was just enough.

Then he took out a few metal nets from the supplies he brought with him, and made them into a box with four layers on all four sides, forming a simple meteorite jade box.

This box is not used to make autumn clothes and autumn trousers, but to carry people.

Zhang Xiaoshe took a step forward, indicating that he was ready. His bones shook, making a frictional sound.

Suddenly, a snake as thick as a wrist bone stood up from above his head, its body pitch black and covered with armor, its scarlet pupils ready to attack.

"Shit! You really won't go bald if you put such a big steel snake on there?" Wuxie was shocked. He now looked at the hair of those old professors every day, feeling terrified. He even planned to pretend to be a monk in the future to cover up his precarious hair loss.

He had already thought of his Buddhist names: Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing, and he would just be called Wuxieding.

"Chuckle, chuckle..." The snake seemed to understand what was said. It stuck out its tongue in disdain and made a chuckling sound.

"He..." Wu Xie pointed at the snake in shock and looked at Zhang Mu Si in confusion, "Is he scolding me?"

Zhang Xiaoshe and his snake ignored Wuxie and said, "Go ahead!"

Wu Xie finally confirmed that the snake could really understand human language. This was not worth being surprised about. After all, in this damn place, snakes could speak human language, so what was so strange about it understanding it?

But! Their! It’s a bit unreasonable that your snakes all have armor!

I saw something like armor on the snake's body glowing faintly, followed by a crackling sound, and the armor around it instantly turned into a golden honeycomb pattern, with copper-green zebra stripes running vertically through it. A sandbag-sized helmet rose on the snake's head, wrapping its face like a Gundam. Under the snake's glowing white pupils, Wuxie even saw that there was a microphone inside the helmet.

Then, with a whoosh, the armored snake jumped three meters high into the hole above his head and disappeared. What followed was a long wait of three hours. Just when he couldn't help but want to go to the toilet, the snake appeared as a handsome hero and sat on Wuxie's head.

Until now Wuxie still didn't understand why the snake went in there, but according to his estimation, it was most likely to explore the way.

"Cackle, cluck..."

Zhang Xiaoshe heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the snake language, and turned around to explain, "He found the human cocoon."

Then, the little snake twisted its body, straightened its body, and uttered a hoarse human voice, "Time has no effect there, and the end is coming soon."

"Ahaha!" Zhang Musi jumped three feet high, pointed at Zhang Qiling and shouted, "See! See! I said the snakes here can definitely be used as translators! Lululu~"

At Zhang Qiling, who had wanted to go in and have face-to-face communication, he twisted his body madly, dancing and mocking

Zhang Qiling clenched his fist...

"I was saying that the snakes here can both cluck and speak human language so there must be some use for it."

Before Zhang Musi finished laughing, he heard a familiar sound coming from the snake above Wuxie's head.

"Fuck his legs, my unlucky nephew is here! Wenjin, I'm going to run away first, you cover me!"