Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

"...Brother Ning." Zhang Chunliang called out softly.

"What's wrong, Liang'er?" Ning Liang looked up with some surprise, "Is this the first time you call me Brother Ning? Is there something you want from me?"

"Well, I want to... change seats with you. I feel a little dizzy and want to take a nap." Zhang Chunliang was a little alert. Ning Liang was quite perceptive and could notice the change of address instantly.

"Come on, come on, I'll relax a bit more in the front." Ning Liang agreed readily, and the two exchanged positions in the small car.

This action aroused Zhang Yuan's dissatisfaction. He made an impatient "tsk" sound and muttered a swear word under his breath.

Neither of them paid any attention to him, and Zhang Chunliang felt a little scared because he was about to come into contact with the wild beast.

He also has the three-petal thunder lotus that he just tattooed for self-defense, but Ning Liang is just an ordinary flesh and blood body, not to mention that there are probably some secrets in this camping trip, and his main quest also needs to rely on NPCs to advance.

In this case, it is most reasonable for him to take the risk.

That being said, putting one's head under the sharp teeth of a ferocious beast is indeed a bit bold and reckless.

For a moment, no one dared to act rashly, and the entire car was eerily quiet.

Zhang Chunliang lay on his side, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but his body was always alert.

This state lasted for more than an hour, and he almost fell asleep. In his drowsy state, he vaguely felt an itch on the back of his hand, so he opened his eyelids and looked over.

This sight almost made him scream out loud.

This old van probably hadn't been repaired for a long time. There was a big hole in the back seat, which had been covered with a seat cover, so no one had noticed.

Now, an uneasy head actually aimed at this hole. It pushed open the seat cover and thrust its snake tongue in with all its might. It was licking the back of Zhang Chunliang's hand again and again.

Zhang Chunliang instantly felt a chill. He quickly pulled his hand away and watched the bright red snake's tongue standing there. He licked it tentatively left and right, but got nothing.

Then it slowly shrank back.

Zhang Chunliang kept waiting with a stern face. Sure enough, after a while, the snake's tongue quietly came out again and licked him carefully.

...How cunning, just like a human, he even learned to fish. He is indeed a crazy python as defined by the system!

Snake Tongue returned empty-handed once again, feeling unspeakable disappointment.

It looks like he won't come back. Zhang Chunliang stared at the place suspiciously. After a long while, there was no movement. He moved his body with confidence and prepared to plug the hole with something. But when he raised his eyes, he met a pair of emotionless vertical pupils.

!!!

For a moment, Zhang Chunliang's heart stopped and his mind went blank. If the snake had any intention of attacking, his head would have been lost.

But it didn't. It just put its head on the seat and looked at him silently. Zhang Chunliang didn't know if it was frightened and lost its mind. He even felt that there was a bit of blame in the snake's eyes...

What was it blaming for? Was it blaming him for pulling his hand away?

This guess is too outrageous!

Then the next second, the head retracted, and soon a bright red snake appeared on the seat...

……

Zhang Chunliang swallowed his saliva, his mind suddenly tensed, and he really moved his hand forward.

The snake licked as it wished.

It looked a little abnormal. Zhang Chunliang frowned and thought for a while, then took out a can of meat that he had only eaten a few bites of, dipped his hand in some meat residue, and held it out.

Sure enough, the snake paused for a moment, then licked harder and stopped making strange movements. Zhang Chunliang breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the snake must have been starving and was behaving strangely.

Seeing how much it liked to eat canned meat, he decided to comfort the python all the way to the destination and then tell others to see how to deal with it.

So the man and the snake divided the work and worked together to finish off all the remaining cans of meat, little by little.

And the first stop of this camping trip has arrived.

The first time Zhang Chunliang got off the car, he felt like he was reborn. He felt so weak all over that he almost fell to the ground with one step.

Fortunately, Ning Liang helped him up and rubbed his hands on his pants with some disgust: "Can you eat canned food in a more polite manner? Why are your hands sticky?"

Zhang Chunliang took a deep breath, lowered his voice and quickly told him: "The trunk... that trunk..."

"What's wrong with the trunk?" A clear and gentle voice came from behind. The strangeness here attracted many people.

Zhang Chunliang raised his head somewhat embarrassedly. In front of him was a gentle and elegant young man with a pair of rimless glasses. There was a hint of concern in his eyes as he looked at him.

He was wearing a light grey shirt with his cuffs turned up for easier movement, looking quite capable.

Before Zhang Chunliang could answer, he smiled helplessly: "Zhang Yuan, I'm sorry for bothering you along the way."

"No, no, Brother Gu, we're fine." Zhang Yuan immediately took over the conversation and nodded in a flattering manner.

"It's hard for a van to go on this road, and with such a big thing in the trunk, there must be a lot of trouble along the way." Gu Changliu looked at the group of people in front with an apologetic look, "The main reason is that there are too many girls in front, and such a big thing looks ugly and smells fishy, ​​and I'm afraid that something might happen and scare everyone."

Zhang Chunliang was stunned. They... knew there was a snake in the trunk? !

Zhang Yuan waved his hands quickly: "It's just a dead snake, nothing happened. People like us have done all kinds of dirty and tiring work. It would be great if you are willing to use us."

"Hey, what do you mean by people like us?" Ning Liang said dissatisfiedly.

"Why would a mechanic talk so much?" A man in a yellow shirt and a middle-parted hair came up behind Gu Changliu. He had an ordinary appearance and a lot of acne on his cheeks, but his eyes were sarcastic and arrogant. "I asked you to come here to work, don't really think of yourselves as guests, okay."

Ning Liang's eyes darkened and he wanted to say something, but was stopped by Zhang Chunliang.

Gu Changliu also spoke up to interrupt the two people's tense conversation: "Shanbei, don't say such things. We are all here to have fun. Let's not make things unpleasant. Go and check on the snake. The child looks terrified. Is the snake not dead yet?"

Qiu Shanbei took the step he handed over and said, "He deserves to die. He was stabbed several times..."

He called another boy over and they opened the trunk together.

Two girls were curious and followed a few steps closer.

"Wow!" Qiu Shanbei shouted suddenly.

This frightened the two girls and they screamed in horror.

Qiu Shanbei laughed loudly and flirted with the two girls.

The girl with beautiful face and fashionable wavy hair was the one who knocked on Zhang Yuan's car window not long ago. Her name was Wu Feishui. She rolled her eyes skillfully and complained to another girl, "Sister Yunliu, let's go. Qiu Shanbei is such a nasty guy. He only knows how to bully girls."

She had a sharp eye just now and saw the python that filled the entire trunk. It was really scary and disgusting. But it looked motionless, so it must have been dead a long time ago.

Qiu Shanbei and another man dragged the dead snake out of the trunk together, and then threw it to the ground without any care.

"It's so fat that I can't even drag it. This thing alone is enough for us to eat for ten days. Where did you get it, Gu?"

The other man who was carrying the snake corpse was called He Fei. At this time, he was wiping his fingers with a wet towel in disgust. He was looking at the giant python and marveling at it.

"It's still the old man." Gu Changliu held his forehead helplessly, "He insisted on holding a snake fighting competition. It is said that this snake was caught from the primeval forest at a high price. It is very gluttonous."

"You can eat but you can't fight, isn't that a big loss?" He Fei gloated.

"No way, I won." Gu Changliu said calmly, "I can win against anyone and make a lot of money for the old man. You know the Titan from the Liu family, it died in his mouth. Maybe it was so hungry that it swallowed General Hongsui, who I had raised for half a year."

No one knew what to say for a moment.

"I asked the old man for this snake." Gu Changliu shrugged, took a dagger from the side, and gestured at the snake's body, "Where can I cut it open? I haven't seen my General Hongsui for a long time. I miss him so much."