Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

"That's enough, Gu Changliu, why are you showing off in front of a dead snake?" A cold female voice broke the stiff atmosphere.

Bai Yunliu's eyebrows were cold, and he shouted at everyone impatiently: "What are you all standing there for? Take out everything you need to pack. Are you waiting here to starve?"

"My sister Bai is so powerful." He Fei smiled and raised his hands to show surrender, then pulled Qiu Shanbei to the car to lift things.

Zhang Chunliang unclenched his fist. He knew in his heart that the snake was still alive. If the snake was seriously injured and suddenly attacked someone, the consequences would be disastrous.

What’s more… this snake didn’t seem to have the intention of harming anyone, otherwise he would have been attacked on the road.

Gu Changliu glanced at Bai Yunliu and smiled apologetically: "I was inconsiderate and forgot there were girls here."

He calmly retracted the dagger, as if he had given up the idea of ​​dissecting the snake. Bai Yunliu's tense face also relaxed. She opened her mouth to say something but was suddenly interrupted.

"What's the noise outside?" Another girl got out of the car in front. She held the door, her face pale, and looked around with a frown.

"Xiaozhi, you're not feeling well. Go back and rest." He Fei frowned.

"Brother Gu wanted to dissect a snake, but Sister Bai wouldn't let him." Qiu Shanbei walked over with a smile and tried to put his arm around He Zhi's shoulders. "Go in, it's no big deal."

He Zhi calmly avoided his arm and suddenly laughed softly: "Ah, Yun Liu, that's not surprising, she really loves snakes as always."

Bai Yunliu's expression changed: "What do you mean by that?"

He Zhi seemed to be in poor health, but she did not retreat in the face of the angry Bai Yunliu. A cold sneer appeared on her lips: "Am I wrong? If it weren't for you, would I have become like this?"

Zhang Chunliang's eyes swept over her right hand - it was bandaged and seemed to be seriously injured.

Wu Feishui, the girl with wavy hair, saw that the two were on edge, so she quickly tried to smooth things over: "Sisters, stop arguing. We are all here to have fun, so don't make things so unpleasant. I see a patch of flowers in front, which seems suitable for taking photos. Let's go take a look together?"

"Zhang Yuan, what are you doing in a daze? Come over and carry the things." Qiu Shanbei called out impatiently from a distance.

Zhang Yuan was looking at the girls arguing over there, wondering what he was thinking.

Hearing someone calling him at this time, he quickly responded and asked Ning Liang to move things.

He turned around and found Zhang Chunliang still standing there in a daze, and immediately he became furious: "You bastard, give me some advice, stay away if you can, if you mess with anyone here, I can't save you."

Zhang Chunliang did not refute, but lowered his head and accepted the scolding obediently. However, this cowardly look made Zhang Yuan feel even more annoyed.

So he ordered bluntly: "Go, drag that dead snake away. It's not a good thing to leave it here."

Zhang Chunliang had just watched a big show and was digesting the information in his mind. When he heard Zhang Yuan's commanding order, he just nodded obediently and walked towards the snake.

The light in the car was dim and only the head of the snake was visible. Zhang Chunliang did not see its appearance clearly. Only now was he surprised to find that the snake was incredibly beautiful.

It was really big, and the thickest part of the snake was almost as big as the diameter of an adult man's head. Because it was thrown on the ground in a mess by He Fei and Qiu Shanbei, the snake's body was twisted and folded. Zhang Chunliang could not measure the length, but it was definitely not a small number.

This snake is colorful, and its blue and green scales are stunningly beautiful under the refraction of the sunlight. However, the snake's body is covered with wounds of varying sizes, and many scales have fallen off and are broken. Its pale skin and flesh are turned inside out, destroying this beauty.

Zhang Chunliang searched through his memories but couldn't find a species similar to this snake in real life. He thought it must be a creature unique to the copy.

At this moment, this big guy was diligently and motionlessly playing the role of a corpse. If Zhang Chunliang had not just fed it, no one would have thought that it was a living creature.

Zhang Chunliang was a little worried. How could he move such a big thing?

As if sensing that someone was approaching it, the snake's restless tail tip quietly reached into Zhang Chunliang's trouser leg through the long weeds, gently tickled his calf, and greeted him.

Zhang Chunliang was so frightened that he trembled. He quickly turned around and looked around, and found that everyone was busy with their own work and did not notice that there was a bold dead snake that had "come back to life" here.

No, if we leave the snake here, there will be a big problem. Zhang Chunliang no longer hesitated, gritted his teeth, grabbed the thickest part of the snake's belly, and lifted it up with all his strength - the snake moved two centimeters.

This is too fat!

Zhang Chunliang panted heavily, staring at the leisurely big fat snake, and recalled in his mind how the two people had just helped it out of the car. It seemed that they had dragged it roughly, and many of its scales were rubbed off at that time.

Zhang Chunliang pursed his lips, found the head of the big snake, and carried it on his right shoulder with all his strength. Then, like a boatman pulling a rope, he held the thick snake body and moved towards the bushes in the distance, gritting his teeth.

This scene was somewhat funny. Qiu Shanbei looked up and saw it, and couldn't help but sneer: "Zhang Yuan, your cousin has a problem with his brain. It's just a dead snake, why is he hugging it like his wife? Isn't it disgusting?"

"Our Liang'er is kind-hearted. He wouldn't even bother a dead snake." Without waiting for Zhang Yuan to speak, Ning Liang spoke with a forced smile.

He raised his eyebrows provocatively, handsome to the point of being evil.

Qiu Shanbei's face suddenly darkened: "Who do you think you are? Did you open your mouth here?"

The atmosphere became tense again.

All these undercurrents had nothing to do with Zhang Chunliang, who was almost exhausted and had a broken back. He desperately moved the snake to the woods a hundred meters away from the campsite, feeling his back itchy all the way.

He turned his head in confusion and almost collapsed - the big snake head with greasy canned meat on the corner of its mouth was licking his back seriously.

"You are so dirty! Don't lick me! I don't know if I have any clean clothes!" He threw the snake head down madly.

The big head hit the soft grass, without causing any injuries, but it still curled up its long body with a bit of grievance.

"There's a river in the distance." Zhang Chunliang didn't care whether a snake could understand him or not. "Pythons should be able to swim, right? While they are still busy and can't keep an eye on you, you can sneak into the river and escape."

He held the snake's head and made it look at the stream vaguely visible in the distance.

"If you stay here any longer, you'll be made into barbecue and snake soup tonight." He didn't think that the people in this car would have any mercy.

"What are you dawdling about there! Come back to work!" Zhang Yuan's cursing voice came from the campsite. He didn't want to let his cousin have some free time for even a second.

"Right away, I'm going to the bathroom." Zhang Chunliang pressed his subordinate's head as a reminder, then turned and left.

It was very strange. They had not been together for long, but Zhang Chunliang dared to put his neck under the snake's mouth. In addition to the defensive tattoos on his body, the main reason was that he had an inexplicable premonition that the snake liked him.

For example, now, when he was about to leave, the big snake swam towards him happily like a dog, as if it wanted to leave with him.

This scared him to death: "Stop! Are you going to die?!"

The snake head didn't understand what he was saying and rubbed his calf fiercely, seeming to be reluctant to let go.

"Wait, I'll come back to see you when I find a chance. Please don't follow me, okay? Hurry up and pretend to be dead." Zhang Chunliang was desperate. He even tried to reason with a python.

Unexpectedly, the snake seemed to understand what he said. It raised its head and looked at him once, then looked again, then slowly twisted its long body and turned into a dead snake again.

On the way back to the camp, Zhang Chunliang felt something was wrong.

This snake would pretend to be dead in front of everyone, obviously knowing that there was danger, but just now it acted like it didn't understand anything and wanted to follow him back to die.

What is this doing?

Was it to trick him into promising to go back and look at it?

Zhang Chunliang was a little suspicious, and felt that he was thinking too much. It was just a snake...could it be so smart?