Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

"Damn car, it stalled again." The man's cursing voice pierced Zhang Chunliang's mind. He turned his head uneasily, then suddenly opened his eyes.

"Hey, you're awake, Sleeping Beauty?" A teasing voice came from behind him. Zhang Chunliang turned his head to look, and the man blew a puff of smoke, hitting his nose.

"Cough! Cough... cough!" The pungent smell of smoke made Zhang Chunliang cough madly.

The man sitting in the driver's seat and checking the condition of the vehicle suddenly looked unhappy: "How many times have I told you not to smoke in my car? Ning Liang, do you want to die?"

The smoking man twisted out the cigarette butt with his fingers and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

"Cough, cough, cough, can you shut up!" The irritable man turned around and yelled at Zhang Chunliang: "I told you not to follow me, can you spare me some trouble? If something happens to you, how am I going to explain to my uncle?"

"Hey, hey, that's enough, Zhang Yuan, you can't do that. He's your cousin, stop calling him 'fuck', it's so unpleasant." Ning Liang's voice lowered. He put his hand on Zhang Chunliang's shoulder and looked at the driver.

Zhang Chunliang suppressed the urge to cough the first second he was scolded and sat up straight obediently.

This time the copy was a bit strange. When he first came in, the system suddenly reminded him that this was a single-player copy.

This means that he will not get any help from other players in this game, so he can only be more cautious.

Zhang Yuan took two deep breaths, his eyes were bloodshot and he was in a very bad temper. He stared at the person in front of him for two seconds and finally turned his head away.

Zhang Chunliang relaxed a little and began to observe the surroundings. He was in a seven-seater van, sitting on the left side of the second row. The co-pilot seat and his right side were filled with various backpacks and racks, which at a glance were probably used for camping.

The smoking man, Ning Liang, was in the last row. He had very long legs and arrogantly filled all the seats in the back seat.

This seems to be a camping group of three.

This speculation was later overturned.

Someone knocked on the driver's window.

She was a pretty girl dressed fashionably. When Zhang Yuan opened the car window, she couldn't wait to roll her eyes and said, "Poor bastard, you know you can go camping but you don't drive a better car. Look how much time we've wasted with this crappy car. If you keep going like this, get lost."

Zhang Yuan, in contrast to his previous irritability, actually responded in a docile manner: "The car was hit and stalled. We have a navigation system and know the way. If it doesn't work, you can let Brother Gu go first and don't have to wait for us."

The girl sneered and turned away.

This scene was indeed a bit awkward. Zhang Chunliang was afraid that Zhang Yuan would take his anger out on him, so he remained quiet and well-behaved for the rest of the time, like a decoration.

The car was back on the road, and Zhang Chunliang finally had the chance to look at the scenery outside the window. This seemed to be a road leading to the deep mountains. If they really reached the mountains, the situation would definitely be even more complicated.

"Shh——" Another emergency brake.

Maybe there was something wrong up front? Zhang Yuan didn't get angry, but got out of the car in a hurry and ran to the front to inquire about the situation.

"What a lackey." Ning Liang picked up the cigarette holder again without knowing when, and laughed vaguely in the back seat.

"Get out of the car and go get some water." He patted Zhang Chunliang and stepped down from beside him with his long legs.

The car stopped suddenly this time because the people in the car in front wanted to relax. From Zhang Chunliang's perspective, he could see that five or six people had left the car and were chatting on the spot, both men and women.

Zhang Chunliang was about to get off the car when he heard a hissing sound from the car radio.

[Why did a pleasant camping trip...hiss...become a journey that...hiss...sent ten people to their doom? Was it...hiss...a long-planned revenge...hiss...or was it fate...? ]

A male voice with a broadcasting tone similar to that of the 1980s and 1990s introduced the contents of the copy with full emotion.

[Can anyone…can anyone discover…in this…hiss…endless journey…hiss…there is still a dormant…hiss…a beast…waiting for revenge! Welcome to the dungeon ‘Endless Anaconda’, Mr. Player, can you find a glimmer of hope in the inevitable end?

Mission: Survive in the mountains for 10 days.

Main mission: Someone in this team has something fishy going on, find the two-faced man.

Time limit: 7 days. 】

The male voice in the broadcasting tone suddenly became gloomy, as if he was telling a ghost story, or some kind of preview.

Zhang Chunliang finally sat up straight. This copy is not good. Not only is there human interference, but there may also be unpredictable beast dangers, crazy pythons...? This is terrible. How can humans kill the revengeful python in the mountains?

Was it a psychological suggestion? Zhang Chunliang could already feel a cold gaze staring at him. This caused a dense layer of cold sweat to appear on his back, and his body was sending out a warning of danger.

Zhang Chunliang took a deep breath and looked at the rearview mirror.

A pair of emotionless, cold vertical pupils looked at him in the rearview mirror.

That giant python is on this car!!!

Zhang Chunliang's heart suddenly tightened. He had his back to the beast at this moment, making him most vulnerable to attack!

However, the giant python just stared at him in the rearview mirror for a while, but did not launch an attack. Instead, it slowly lowered its head.

"That bunch of guys who look down on others." Ning Liang didn't know what had happened to him in the front, and he quickly returned to the car. He lay back in the back seat unscrupulously, and the not-so-strong van shook heavily.

Zhang Chunliang knew that the giant python was only separated from him by a building, and he was so frightened that he tried to warn him with his eyes frantically.

"Liang'er? Are you having eye cramps?" Ning Liang changed his posture and consoled him, "That Zhang Yuan is really a piece of shit. Look how scared you are. You should also understand your brother. He's been under too much pressure lately."

"What nonsense are you talking about again?" Zhang Yuan opened the car door gloomily and started the car again.

Zhang Chunliang was stuck in the middle, feeling very confused. He felt that this van was now a mobile can. If the giant python behind it had a little less patience, his copy journey would end before reaching its destination.

But Ning Liang is so big that when the giant python eats him, it should give the two of them some time to escape.

Zhang Chunliang glanced back with pity, and Ning Liang, who was secretly smoking a cigarette, showed a puzzled expression.

"Are you hungry?" He suddenly realized, "Don't be polite with the brothers. Even if Zhang Yuan is a worthless person, he can't withhold food from you. We have a full range of supplies. It won't be a problem for you to eat for ten days or half a month in this deep forest!"

Ning Liang pulled out a large backpack, took out canned meat and nuts from it, and handed them to Zhang Chunliang enthusiastically.

Zhang Chunliang took it decisively.

Just kidding. What he might face next is fleeing deep into the mountains, and having food in hand is better than having nothing at all.

The can of meat that was pried open probably had a lot of spices put into it. Although the meat had solidified into a lump, it still had a rich aroma that whetted people's appetite.

Of course...it's also possible that he hooked more than just one person.

Zhang Chunliang raised his head stiffly and saw the python's head in the rearview mirror again. It poked its head out quietly, put its head on the back seat, and spit out its tongue, staring straight at Zhang Chunliang... and the can in his hand.

Ning Liang was bending down to take out other food from his backpack, and he didn't notice at all that behind him there was a giant beast that was big enough to bite off his neck, and it was ready to make a move on a can of meat.