After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

A long time after Mingli and Songshu left, the audience in the live broadcast room was still in a state of "Huh?"

[It’s late. Can anyone analyze what happened just now? Why did those two squirrels suddenly start fighting? Why did you suddenly stop fighting again? Why did that kind of squirrel suddenly send a bag of nuts to Mingli again? 】

【I stroke it! This is what happened: Mingli met a squirrel, and when he asked about it, he found that the nuts that the squirrel had hidden in the tree hole were missing. Mingli helped it find it, so it took more than ten minutes for one person and one squirrel to rummage through the forest. Then he met a woodpecker, and Mingli asked about nuts. The woodpecker shook its head and flew away, and Mingli suddenly pulled the squirrel and followed it.

After losing it, Mingli found the woodpecker again by some means, and happened to meet the squirrel stealing nuts. The two squirrels started fighting. At the same time, Mingli translated the words of the two squirrels to everyone, Mentioned that the bag of nuts was stained with urine.

Afterwards, the squirrel dropped the bag of nuts, and the photographer caught it and smelled it. It smelled like urine, which corresponded to what Mingli said before. The winning squirrel probably planned to give the bag of nuts to Mingli as a reward, but Mingli didn't want it. The squirrel probably knew that she disliked the taste, so he took her to find another bag of nuts without urine. 】

[I understand, but shouldn’t the smooth development of this matter be based on Mingli being able to communicate with the squirrel and woodpecker? 】

[I guess it depends on feeling and body language? 】

[It’s good to say body language once or twice, but how could such a series of things rely solely on body language? She's not a zoologist!

Besides, as for the urine, if Mingli couldn't really understand what the two squirrels were arguing about, how could he know that a squirrel had sprayed on it without smelling the nuts? You can guess everything else, but you can’t guess this one! 】

[If there is really urine - Mingli is relatively close and has a keen sense of smell, so he can smell it before the photographers behind him. If there is no urine - the photographer's reaction is a script, just to create a show gimmick to attract traffic and to create a god-defying persona for Mingli. Anyway, there are celebrities who have set up rain god personas.

No matter which option it is, it can all be explained]

[I also tend to either create a human character or smell it when I am close. As for other behaviors, it can be accomplished through animal body language and human deliberate guidance. Besides, the IQ of a cow-eared squirrel is about the same as that of a six- or seven-year-old child. Don’t think of other animals as that stupid. 】

As Mingli walked, he held a bag filled with almonds, pistachios, melon seeds, peanuts, cashews, walnuts and other dried fruits and ate them.

She also grabbed a handful and handed them to the photographer.

The latter looked wary.

"This has no taste and the origin is transparent."

"Thank you."

"No, it's hard for you to follow me around."

The photography guy moved slightly and took the nuts: "Thank you..."

"No, just run slower when you encounter a black bear later."

"..."

Co-authoring is not money for hard work, it is money for selling your life, right? !

"Eat it, it's delicious, don't make a sound when you eat it."

This is what Brother Song earned from going down the mountain from time to time in the first half of the year to act cute in front of humans! It tastes more nutty than ordinary nuts, bitter at first and then sweet.

The eldest brother was silent, of course he didn't say anything.

What's the matter with death?

As he spoke, the adult-high bushes in front of him suddenly shook and made a rustling sound.

Mingli: "?"

Photography Brother: "!"

[Damn it, you really didn’t get what she said, did you? ? ? 】

[No way, this is still the outskirts of the forest, right? Black bears usually don’t come out this far]

[Run, what are you still doing here? 】

[Ah ah ah, I’m so anxious! 】

(so hungry)

(Nearly starving to death)

(Whoever comes to save you Mr. Lu, give Mr. Lu a bite to eat, and give you his life!)

The photography brother was a little worried. He winked at Mingli and whispered, "Let's run away before the other party comes out, shall we?"

"No, it's not a bear."

"Huh? What is that?"

As soon as the words fell, the sound of "suosuo" sounded.

A deer head suddenly emerged from behind the bushes.

Big brother: "..."

【Sika deer? 】

[I was scared to death, I thought it was a bear (shoot the heart)]

"Eh!" Two-legged beast?

(I haven’t seen Twolegs for a long time. The last time I saw them was the last time)

"Hey!" Do you have anything to eat?

Mingli handed over a freshly peeled almond and stretched it out. The sika deer's eyes lit up, he stepped forward with his hooves clattering, stretched out his tongue and rolled the almond into his mouth.

Bang, bang, bang.

"Eh!" It's delicious, I want more!

Mingli peeled off another handful.

"Eh!" It's delicious, I want more!

The third one.

"Hey!" I want more!

Mingli spread his hands: "No more."

The sika deer tilted its head and stared at her with moist eyes: "Hey!" Two-legged beast, what's your name?

"Learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds without asking where you come from or your name."

"Hey!" Mr. Lu will repay you!

"My name is Mingli. I live at the foot of the mountain. Please come to me with a lot of precious things. Thank you." After saying that, he took out another half piece of bread that he had not eaten in the morning and gave it to it.

The sika deer took a tentative bite, and suddenly his eyes widened and his face was shocked!

(This! What on earth is this? After eating it, I feel an urge to be so happy that I want to stomp jiojio?!)

The sika deer was eating, spinning around in circles and stamping its jiojio, with a look of enjoyment on its face.

By the end of the meal, two lines of tears flowed down my face.

(It’s so delicious that it makes me want to cry! Oh no, I actually cried like that in front of a female Twoleg, so shameful! But when a Twoleg sees such a beautiful deer crying, will he feel pity for me? After all, I It’s really cute (*^▽^*))

Mingli: It tastes so strong that I can’t stand it.

【ah? Brother, are the days in the mountains so hard? Did you cry while eating a piece of bread? 】

[Sika Deer: Since then, I have searched all over the forest and never tasted that taste again...]

When I opened my eyes again after enjoying the sika deer, I found that there was no one in front of me.

it:"?"

Why is it completely different from what it expected?

What about the Twolegs? !

Why don't you stay a little longer to admire Mr. Lu's heroic appearance? !

It didn't believe it, that two-legged beast must be shy!

-

Because we went up to the mountain early, it was only around ten o'clock after Mingli took a walk in the mountain.

We can no longer hang around and fish for fish!

She has to fight, she has to work hard!

Since God allowed her to travel through time and even gave her a golden finger of unknown use, it means that she is the protagonist of this world!

Mingli put his hands on his hips and shouted boldly into the open space ahead: "I want to eat chicken stewed with mushrooms for lunch today! I order you to deliver a chicken to me immediately! Otherwise, I will be angry, huh!"

The surrounding atmosphere is as quiet and awkward as after you confess your love to the person you like.

Photography brother: "..."

Sister, why don't you eat chicken stewed with mushrooms and eat goosebumps? I just got a lot of them.

fresh.

Fresher than fungi.

It’s all chicken anyway, and we eat the same.

Mingli waited for half a minute, but there was no echo in the forest.

"OK, I am not the child of destiny, I will continue to lie down."

[Laughing to death, what kind of middle-class girl]

[Of course you are not, because I am the destined son of this world! It's daylight when I open my eyes, and it's dark when I close my eyes! This world is here to serve me hahahahaha]

"crash"

There was a sudden sound of branches shaking overhead.

Mingli was surprised: "?!"

It turns out it’s not her problem, it’s just that it took them a while to get here! She is still the child of destiny!

"Chirp" what kind of two-legged beast it is, it's so noisy to the birds.

"Gu" don't sleep at noon? ! If you don’t want to sleep, I will sleep. Please be quiet!

"Quack" Turtle is in this barber shop!

When did "Ga" Turtle open a barber shop?