After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

[Although I can’t hear what those birds are chirping, I feel that the scolding is quite dirty]

[Mingli: Okay, shall I go then? 】

Although Mingli is lazy and lazy, in some aspects, she has to be able to execute, even to the point of being stubborn.

For example, if she said she wanted to eat chicken stewed with mushrooms today, then she would definitely eat it!

Even if there are volcanoes and tsunamis, the sky will collapse, the earth will explode, and the galaxy will fall, she will try her best to get this bite of chicken stewed with mushrooms.

Soon, there were mushrooms.

Still missing a chicken.

Wild pheasants are hard to find, but the program team released farmed broilers in the mountains, which reduced the difficulty a lot, from "is there any" to "can't catch it".

She listened to the words and voices of various animals to extract information. After wandering around the mountains for more than ten minutes, she finally found a broiler chicken.

But it is difficult to walk in the mountains, with rocks, trees and vines everywhere. Chickens are small and can fly. Their evasion ability is ↑↑↑. People are big and can easily be tripped. Their catching ability is ↓↓↓.

[Next door Ming Qiang, Gu Luo and several others worked together to chase the chicken all over the mountain, and it took them dozens of minutes to find it. If Mingli is arrested by himself, it might take more than an hour. 】

[It’s okay, Nan Zhu caught it too, she went to ask Nan Zhu, maybe he can give her half of it (hee hee)]

When everyone thought Mingli would pounce on the chicken, she squatted down three meters away from the chicken and waved to the chicken: "嘬嬬嬬~嘬嬬嬬~"

audience:"……"

[Chicken: My family, who knows? When I meet a low-born girl, she treats me like a dog! 】

"Hello, Brother Chicken, would you like to be my lunch today?" The woman's wet dog eyes were full of piety and courtesy.

Rooster turned his head and stared at her: "Are you a fool and I am a fool?"

"That's right, because I want to eat chicken stewed with mushrooms for lunch today. If I can't eat it, I might starve to death."

"Hey" Are you a fool and I am a fool?

[Seeing the speechless expression on a chicken's face]

[Chicken: Excuse me, do you want to kidnap me with morality? Then it would be more effective for you to kidnap me with a rope]

"I don't know what kind of chicken you have, but I have lost my parents since I was a child. I live on leftovers and old clothes given by others every day, but there is not much food. I often eat this There is no next meal...

It was the first snow in 2002, which came later than usual. The No. bus parked on the eighth floor ran over my legs.

I have broken my leg.

It was midnight, the snow was heavy, there was no one on the road, and no one helped me.

Helpless and weak, I cried loudly and picked up the broken toes, foot plates, screw bones, calves and knee meniscus, trying to put them back together, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put them back together. My legs were covered in blood. On the snow, there is a kind of mountain dandelion blooming in red and breathtaking beauty.

I picked up the bones and put them in my arms, digging into the bitterly cold ground with my hands, dragging my almost frozen body bit by bit, crickets, crickets, crickets...

It was getting dark, and I nestled next to the trash can outside the back kitchen of the restaurant.

The light and aroma of the kitchen shine through.

That was the first time in my life that I smelled such a good smell. I was thinking that the delicacies of mountains and seas that others often say are nothing more than this, right?

'Have some chicken stewed with mushrooms! Mmp, come to have a meal after get off work, have a hammer, eat, eat, eat,” the person inside said.

I regained my consciousness in a daze, and it turned out that...this delicacy is chicken stewed with mushrooms...

The light came through and I felt like I was seeing too much breasts.

My grandma was waving to me: Come on, come on, come on.

I was stunned.

My grandma held me in her arms again: child, come with me...

I don’t know where I got the strength, so I pushed her away! I said: No, I won’t leave! I want to eat chicken stewed with mushrooms before I leave! If I can't eat chicken stewed with mushrooms, I won't feel at ease even if I die!

right! It was the chicken stewed with mushrooms that gave me strength and gave me the strength and courage to overcome the pain! Gave me the determination to live!

Whose love do you think you are accepting? It's just the love of a poor guy who lives because of chicken stewed with mushrooms!

This love may be a little insignificant to you, but it is the support for me, a living person, to survive! "

【ah? ? ? 】

[I recognize and admire Mingli’s ability to make up nonsense and make nonsense (thumbs up)]

[There are so many idioms, do you want to take the teaching qualification test? 】

[This is the first time I’ve seen someone catch a chicken without using his hands and just relying on his mouth. It’s outrageous! 】

[The chicken probably didn’t understand what she was talking about, and was giggling a lot. He might have thought she was a fool]

Mingli screamed in grief and anger, and the crystal tears filled his eyes. It was most pitiful to see him fall.

Of course, it also makes chickens pity.

"Hey..." You... actually survived for chicken stewed with mushrooms?

Mingli lowered his head and smiled, tears falling instantly: "Yes, I was about to die back then, but I survived for it.

And now I’m encountering the same difficulties as before. If I couldn’t eat chicken stewed with mushrooms, I might…”

"Hey!" There's no need to say anything! Since you survived because of chicken stewed with mushrooms, let me help you again!

The next second, the rooster hit the big rock next to it, and with a resolute expression, it slammed forward!

Then he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Cackle, cluck, cluck!"

I finally found my chicken life meaning! Just help every hungry person survive!

Whether it's chicken stewed with mushrooms, braised chicken, dry pot chicken, fried chicken, spicy chicken, white chopped chicken, salt baked chicken, large plate chicken, pepper and sesame chicken, hand-shredded chicken, Wenchang chicken, beggar's chicken, Texas braised chicken , Chongqing Chicken Pot...

As long as the hungry people no longer starve, that is the meaning of life!

It's dead.

But die well and die happily!

It left with the satisfaction that "my life finally has value."

Mingli wiped away her tears: "Brother Chicken, have a good journey! I will never forget the outstanding contributions you and your companions have made to mankind!

We agreed, in the next life, if you still cook chicken, I will still eat you! "

Cameraman: "..."

Will you never let her go in the next life? !

[What an advanced mental state...]

[Excellent contribution refers to: One hundred ways to eat chicken]

[If it weren’t for Brother Chicken, if it weren’t for thousands of Chicken Brothers, there would be no Crazy Thursday! Brother Chicken, have a good trip! 】

[Brother Chicken, have a good trip! 】

[Brother Chicken, have a good trip! 】

After finding a vine to tie Brother Ji's body, Mingli sighed: "Don't worry, Brother Ji, I will definitely handle your funeral properly!

I'll take your blood! Let me pluck your hair! Let me bite your claws! I'll eat your meat!

I will definitely make it delicious for you, and it will not be a waste for you to come to this world! "

Just when Mingli was about to leave, another hen suddenly jumped out from behind a big tree.

Like Brother Chicken, he slammed into the big rock.

"Kekekekeke..." Brother Chicken, wait for me! What should I do if you leave? Walk slowly, I'm coming for you!

Another chicken, dead and curled up.

Mingli: "A affectionate hen, dying for love online."

Photographer: “Why are you buying one and getting one free?”

She corrected: "Yes, get one, get one free."

"..."

[These days, chickens are more affectionate than humans! 】

[These days, chickens all have love brains! 】

[Such pure love, where is my chicken sister? No matter it’s a human, a chicken, a dog or a cat, as long as you love me (love)]

[I still feel like I can’t keep up with the level of perversion among netizens (surprised)]

"It doesn't matter if we can't be together in life, I will definitely cook a pot for you two after death!"

After saying that, she tied up the two chickens, lifted the cane, wiped away her tears, breathed a sigh of relief and consoled herself:

"Xiao Li, don't be sad. A dead chicken cannot come back to life. Since the dead is gone, the living must inherit its will and live better!"

Then, quickly walked down the mountain.

The steps are full of excitement, blood, and yearning for a better future.

Also included is a craving for chicken stew with mushrooms!

Photographer: "..."

Are you sad that the corner of your mouth cannot be pressed down with three tons of cement?

Or are you feeling sad when you walk as if you are about to take off?

Or are you sad that your ponytail is about to turn into a propeller?

There are still a lot of pretentious bad people in this world! !