After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

In the eyes of everyone in the live broadcast room:

Mingli met a squirrel → asked questions → said that the squirrel’s nuts were missing → helped the squirrel find the nuts → couldn’t find them → met a woodpecker and asked a few questions → followed the woodpecker and ran → the woodpecker disappeared.

No matter which part it is, it looks a little ridiculous.

It's like she's writing and acting.

However, this kind of nonsensical and ridiculous behavior attracted many viewers from other live broadcast rooms to watch.

[Has this sister worked in a circus before? So much drama? 】

[So what is the situation now? I have lost track of the woodpecker? What’s next? 】

[Don’t panic, Director Ming is still thinking about how to make it more eye-catching next. Give her some time and it will be done soon. 】

[Hahaha, this generation of netizens are good at talking]

Mingli stopped in place for about half a minute, and finally ran quickly to the right: "This way."

The squirrel follows.

A few minutes later, Mingli stopped next to a big tree and looked up——

A woodpecker sat on the tree trunk and chirped, with a big tail protruding from the tree hole next to it, swaying as if it was busy with something.

"pat-"

An almond fell.

Then there are the melon seeds that are almost connected into a line.

squirrel:"!!!"

Mingli sighed: These melon seeds are enough for her to skip rope.

It immediately understood what was going on, and rushed to the tree to find the squirrel, and pinched its protruding crotch.

The other squirrel was so frightened that all the nuts it had stuffed into the tree hole were exposed.

Or the kind that comes in plastic bags.

The two squirrels pushed each other, and the woodpecker next to them circled anxiously, spreading its wings to try to dissuade them, but was pushed away.

However, the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

Wait, logically speaking, this is not such a development, right?

【ah? She's not acting? Are these two squirrels really fighting? Those nuts are real too! That woodpecker is real too! 】

[Wait, since she's not the Joker, who is? 】

【I am (hidden fox face)】

[What are the three of them talking about? Let me know too! 】

[Mingli, please translate it quickly. Whether you are real or making it up, I think you can communicate with animals! 】

Mingli couldn't see the barrage, but he was so blessed that he kindly translated for everyone.

"Qiangzi, did you steal my nuts? Tell me, speak up! Don't hide in the hole and keep silent!"

"What nuts? I obviously picked these up. They are gifts from nature. How come they are yours?"

"Fuck your grandma's big stinky fart! This is obviously mine! I peed on the bag and it smells like me!"

"You actually peed on the bag? yueyueyueyue!"

"You still said you didn't steal it from me? What do you mean?"

At this time, the woodpecker intervened: "Stop the quarrel, stop the quarrel!"

But in my heart (Hey, don’t just argue, start fighting!)

The two squirrels said in unison: "Go away! You still want to protect it/If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been discovered!"

"You're so funny. Even if it's yours, I didn't steal it! It's just there. I saw it. Why can't I take it? If you don't want to be taken, just hide it!"

"Fuck your grandpa's spiral fart! I hid it in a tree hole, but you picked up all the things you picked up and found them in other people's homes?"

"Is that your home? It's obviously an ownerless tree hole! Besides, do you think I don't know that you went down the mountain to steal it from the Twolegs? You stole it, why can't I steal it?

Besides, can I, Song Daqiang, be called a thief? "

Brother Song felt guilty: "Even if I stole it from humans, it was still mine, and what I stole is mine!"

Daqiang snorted coldly: "Even if I stole it from you, it was still mine, and what I stole is mine!"

"You are so shameless!"

"You are even more shameless!"

Two squirrels grappled over the bag of nuts.

Mingli went up to break up the fight: "Don't fight, don't fight."

"I can't get it, and you can't get it either!"

"Haha, don't even think about it!"

The next second, Mingli under the tree felt something flying towards her. After she saw it clearly, she quickly moved away. The cameraman behind her subconsciously reached out to catch it - a bag of nuts.

Photographer: "?"

[Wait a minute, did the Mingli translation just say that a squirrel peed on the bag? 】

【Seems to be? Then this bag...]

The photographer brother who smelled something subconsciously picked up the bag and put it in front of his nose to smell it. His face instantly composed a song——

Black, white, red, yellow, purple, green, blue, gray...

The eldest brother was so fast that Mingli only got to the "b" in the word "don't smell".

The next second, a bag of precious nuts, enough to cause a fight between two squirrels, was thrown out in a parabola.

Mingli: "..."

What a standard parabola. Archimedes would give it a thumbs up when he came.

She was curious: "What does it smell like?"

Photographer: "The smell of fermented urine."

She understood: "After all, if you keep it covered and don't ventilate it on a hot day, it will stink, not to mention there is urine on it."

Photographer: "..."

"Is there really urine up there?"

"Otherwise you thought I was just making it up?"

"..."

He really thought so, otherwise he wouldn't have picked it up just now.

Mingli spread his hands helplessly: "Look, if you don't listen to Mingli's words, you will pee in front of your eyes."

"..."

[Wait, you didn’t make it up? 】

[Did I just watch it as if it was fun? I also think Mingli’s editing is quite interesting...is it a real translation? really? 】

[It feels like it’s just an act. After all, we can’t see the photography guy, so we probably teamed up to create a show effect. 】

She raised her head and said, "Hey, don't you want any nuts?"

During the fight, Brother Song took the time to turn and look at Mingli: "Zhi" gave it to you, just take it as a reward...

Before it could finish speaking, its head was pressed under its buttocks by Song Da, who looked at Ming Li and said, "Squeak."

These nuts are mine, and I will loosen them if you want to give them away! Here you go, take the nuts and go! I can't get it, and it can't get it either!

Mingli: "..."

I appreciate your kindness, but you'd better take the nuts back.

A few minutes later, Song Daqiang lost to Brother Song and was defeated.

Brother Song pinched his big crotch several more times, and after a lot of humiliation, he jumped to Mingli's side.

"Zhi" why don't you want nuts?

"No, if you like her so much, it's not easy for me to steal the mouse's love."

"Zhi" Do you dislike the smell of me on it?

“There’s no need to say what you already know.”

"..."

Everyone actually saw a hint of shyness on the face of a squirrel.

"Zhi" come with me.

Brother Song picked up the bag of nuts full of charming fragrance and skipped away.

Mingli will follow.

One person and one mouse came to a big tree. Brother Song climbed up. Two or three minutes later, he jumped down with difficulty holding a large bag of nuts: "Squeak" for you.

After being stunned for a moment, he added: "Zhi" this one didn't pee.

Mingli still didn't answer.

Brother Song: "Zhi" This really doesn't exist!

(How can I pee if I leave it at home?)

"It's not good for me to take what you stole."

Brother Song was anxious.

"Squeak" I didn't steal this bag, I gave it to them for being cute in front of the two-legged beasts, and I saved it bit by bit! What was stolen was the pee bag!

Mingli: "..."

Why do you still wear multiple hats?

After she took it, she kindly advised: "Stop it, don't steal it again, you will easily be beaten to death if you are discovered."

Brother Song put his paws on his hips and raised his tail high, looking like "I'm not easy to mess with": "Squeak"

Hey, we cow-eared squirrels are national first-level protected animals. If you hurt me, you will go to jail. Besides, who would have thought a wild squirrel would steal nuts from a Twoleg?

They will just think that a mouse stole it!

Mingli was half speechless, half dumbfounded, and half shocked, as if she was ovulating: "…………"

How is this a cow-eared squirrel? Isn't this an awesome squirrel? !