After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

With yesterday's lessons and a brief rest of the stomach, everyone decided to go into the mountains to catch poultry or pick some wild fruits and mushrooms this morning.

One chicken or duck is enough to feed one person for a day.

Mingli thought for a while and simply followed. After all, it wasn't every day that a cat fell into a well and she had to rescue it, and they would return the favor.

A fish that is cooked after having enough food and clothing is called salted fish, and a fish that is just lying around doing nothing is called a dead fish.

Everyone walked into the mountain for more than ten minutes, and not to mention chickens, there were no chicken feathers.

"Nan Zhu, how long did you walk yesterday, and in which area did you find the chicken?" Consultant Shen Qing asked.

"Half an hour."

"Then let's walk further inside."

"It seems that the program team doesn't want us to catch these poultry easily."

Ten minutes later, the group stopped in front of a towering tree.

Gu Luo suggested: "How about we take a break first?"

The weather was over 30 degrees, and after half an hour of walking on the mountain road, everyone was sweating a little, so they nodded in agreement.

The 20-meter-tall tree above everyone's head has a huge crown, and clusters of red fruits are dotted among the green leaves. There are many birds resting and flying on the branches, and a few calls are heard from time to time. The summer sunshine shines through the layers of leaves. Sprinkle down, leaving behind bunches of light beams filled with floating dust.

Shen Qinggu said: "The flowers on the fragrant trees have fallen without anyone, and the birds are chirping all the way up the spring mountain."

Mingli: "When the book is used, I will regret it. There are many fruits and many birds."

Everyone: "..."

[Previous second: poetic and picturesque; next second: brought back to reality]

[To be honest, Mingli plays me]

[At least there is a saying in Ming Dynasty: "When the book is used, it will be less regretful", but I can only say "Holy shit, is it so good-looking" (smile)]

Nan Lan: "It's so artistic, like the dust in the air is dancing."

Nan Zhu: “It is the scattering phenomenon of light beams formed by colloids that illuminates finches and moraceae plants.”

Everyone: "..."

[This one is even more heavyweight! 】

After resting, Mingli said hello to the others and left alone.

"Do you really want to go alone? What if something happens?" Nan Lan was a little worried.

"Yeah, further inside this mountain is an undeveloped area. There might be wild animals."

"There should be sika deer, wild boars, black bears, etc. here. There have been news of wild boars and sika deer coming down the mountain to the town."

"That's right, why not come with us so that we can take care of you? If you encounter any wild boar or black bear, you won't be able to run away!"

Mingli waved indifferently: "It's okay, I don't have to run past wild boars and black bears, I just need to outrun the photographer."

Everyone: "..."

Photographer: "???"

[Photographer: Have fun like this, right? 】

[King of Hell: I fell to second place on the list overnight. Do you have any clues? 】

"I'm just kidding, don't worry, I'll just hang around, nothing will happen. If anything happens, then all my remaining points and seasonings will be given to Nan Lan, and all the money in my account will be donated to children in impoverished mountainous areas.

If the body is in good condition, please donate it to me. "

Everyone: "..."

Is the will ready now?

Nan Lan was so moved that she clasped her hands together and prayed devoutly, then looked at Ming Li: "I just prayed to God."

"Thank you."

"He will bless you to leave your body intact when you die."

"If your heart is so kind, you will be rewarded with evil."

"..."

-

After walking for more than ten minutes, Mingli heard a rustling sound above her head.

She looked up and saw a squirrel circling around a tree with a hollow tree, raising its big fluffy tail.

(Where are my nuts? I remember they were here, why are they missing?)

Mingli leaned over and said softly: "Hello?"

(Twolegs?)

The squirrel immediately ran to the tree and stared at Mingli warily.

"Are you looking for nuts? The stored food is missing?"

The squirrel tilted his head, as if wondering why he could understand the two-legged beast.

【ah? Is Mingli asking the right question? Isn't it summer? Do squirrels only store their winter food in autumn? And many nuts are not ripe yet...]

[I thought she was interesting before, but then she asked such an idiotic question, and suddenly I got a little depressed]

[This is how the internal entertainment Jiuluoyu looks like...]

Probably sensing that Mingli meant no harm, the squirrel made squeaking gestures.

"Squeak" That's right, my Guoguo is gone, I clearly remember hiding it here!

"Isn't it summer? Are you starting to store food now?"

"Zhi" I saved before them all, and then I can watch them save leisurely.

She chuckled, "But aren't many dried fruits unripe now? How can you save them?"

"Zhi" is not a fruit from the tree, but a nut given to me by Twolegs.

(I wouldn’t say I stole it from the Twolegs! How can the squirrel thing be called stealing?)

Mingli: "..."

Still a squirrel thief.

【What is Mingli doing? Talk to a squirrel? ah? Sister, have you done some acting? 】

[What if she can really talk to animals? 】

[Don’t take any chances, it’s not possible even if it’s one in a hundred thousand or one in a million]

"Then let me help you look for it. Are you sure it's around here?"

The squirrel nods like a pound of garlic!

"Zhi" was still there when I came to see it a few days ago, but it disappeared today. Someone must have stolen it! Damn thief, if I catch you, I want it to look good, hum!

The little squirrel clenched its paws and waved vigorously in the air.

Mingli looked at the small claws and their scratching power.

I'm afraid this won't make the other person look good, it can only make the other person laugh.

Together, she and the squirrel searched all the places nearby where things could be hidden, but found nothing.

Mingli had no choice but to focus on other animals in the forest——

(What a comfortable sun)

(So ​​hungry, so hungry...)

(How to make Xiaomei fascinated by me?)

(What a big piece of shit, I like it so much! Wrap it up!)

(Why did Daqiang suddenly have so many nuts? How strange.)

Following a certain voice in his heart, Mingli's eyes fell on a woodpecker that had just flown in front of him.

"Hello?"

The woodpecker was startled.

(Holy crap, a Twoleg that can speak bird language?)

"Have you ever seen a lot of nuts?" Mingli said and gestured.

The woodpecker shook his head: "I haven't seen it before. What kind of nuts? I don't know?"

(Is it possible that Daqiang’s nuts stole the two-legged beast in front of him?)

(No, I have to tell Daqiang quickly!)

Mingli looked discouraged, "Okay."

[Why did Mingli talk to the woodpecker again? The woodpecker is still shaking his head? Are you responding to her? Am I crazy or is she crazy? 】

[You can tell at a glance that it’s just a pretense. It’s all just to create a persona that can talk to animals]

[You used this as a hype before, and now you use this as a hype? Isn't she still determined? It’s really unnecessary. It would be better for her to have a mental illness than this one... After all, we are not fools (speechless)]

After the woodpecker flew away, Mingli patted the dejected squirrel and quickly followed in its direction.

Squirrel: Huh?

What's the "squeak" sound?

"That bird knows where the nuts are." It's summer, and it's basically impossible to have dried fruits in the woods, and it just said "in the past two days."

It followed immediately.

However, both feet and four claws were no match for a pair of wings. After seven or eight minutes, the woodpecker completely disappeared from sight.

squirrel:"!!!"

"Zhi" is missing!