I am a dimension demon in American comics

Li Yi sat on the chair and looked at the many gods headed by Tota Li Tianwang. After a closer look, he saw that they were all colleagues.

Although Li Yi knew the purpose of their trip, he still pretended not to know anything.

He said politely: "I wonder what the purpose of King Li Tianwang bringing so many gods here is?"

King Tota Li Tianwang had a silly smile on his face: "Well, I have something to ask of you!"

Li Yi was a little surprised when he heard this. The procrastinating King Li Tian was considered to have some status among the gods.

You're so rude, you're just trying to make some money, it's not like this!

Li Yi said calmly on the surface: "Li Tianwang is too polite, just tell me if you have anything to do! I will help you if I can!"

King Li Tianwang rubbed his hands and looked at the gods beside him. They were all old acquaintances, so there was no need to panic.

"That's it. I'm not in charge of a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. When I recruited people before, I didn't recruit them all. I recruited tens of thousands less people. After all, I usually stay in the sky.

There are no monsters in the lower world. These days, to be a monster, you have to compete with the background. Those without background can't grab the territory, so it's our turn to take action!

I want to prevaricate this matter during this trip to the west and make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. I don’t know if Heavenly Lord can help me! "

Li Yi looked shocked and pointed at King Li Tian, ​​"Then you have to pay 100,000 people for military expenses every year!"

Li Tianwang looked embarrassed, and then put a storage ring on the ground very sensibly.

Then he said in a low voice: "In fact, His Majesty gets a share of the kickbacks every year!"

Li Yi scanned his mind and his expression changed from shocked to indifferent!

"It's not like things can't be done!"

As soon as he said this, the gods behind him quickly gave Li Yi storage rings.

Li Yi shouted directly: "Let's talk about things one by one! Don't be anxious!"

......

Sun Wukong, who was enjoying the blessings in Huaguo Mountain, was deceived by Taibai Jinxing.

Why is the current situation of cultivators' cultivation very tense? Now there is a well-established job for you to do, so hurry up and have some fun!

In this way, Sun Wukong arrived in heaven in a daze and became an immortal named Bima Wen.

Although he lived a good life as a child, riding horses and trotting horses, and the gods in heaven were also very enthusiastic, Sun Wukong always felt strange.

After all, why are the gods in heaven so careless, and the things in their hands are so fragile.

Every time when I play with Sun Wukong, I always bump into something and break something.

However, the gods are all of good character and do not need to pay for themselves.

It’s just that what they say is so strange, like this person.

Li Yi groaned, and the glass bottle in his hand shattered, "My fairy glass bottle!"

Sun Wukong looked at the fragments on the ground, "Isn't this just an ordinary mortal glass bottle?"

Li Yi waved his hand and said directly: "You don't have to worry about this, and you don't have to pay for it. Come and sign this piece of paper and say that you broke it!"

"Oh!" Sun Wukong took a pen and signed his name casually. It didn't matter, since he never asked me to compensate him anyway.

......

In Xitianling Mountain, a large hall was filled with many Arhat Bodhisattvas.

Tathagata Buddha looked tired, and the usually large aperture behind his head was now a few circles smaller.

Not only the Tathagata Buddha is like this, but the Arhat Bodhisattva in the main hall is also like this.

There are even a few arhats with no halo behind their heads, making them somewhat conspicuous among the many arhats.

Tathagata Buddha said to the equally tired Guanyin Bodhisattva on the side: "Does Sun Wukong know that he is Bima Wen at this time? He escaped from the fairy world and returned to his Mountain of Flowers and Fruits!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva thought for a while and said: "The time has not come yet, I guess there is still time!"

Tathagata Buddha waved his hand, "No, no, tell him quickly what Bi Mawen does?

Don't let him stay in heaven. Look at what he does every day in heaven! "

Tathagata Buddha said, throwing out a stack of jade book lists! To be honest, this is the first time for Tathagata Buddha to know that there are so many fragile items in heaven.

It seems that in Journey to the West, General Rolling Blind was punished by being thrown into the Liusha River for breaking a glass cup. This seems more reasonable!

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded silently.

......

In the stable, Sun Wukong was a little bored, when he suddenly saw a strange god walking by.

There was also a jade bottle in his hand. Sun Wukong habitually took a stick and hit the jade bottle.

After a while, the fairy walked awkwardly and hit himself with a bottle.

After all, she is still a female fairy, and the male monkey goddess is not allowed to kiss her!

With a bang, the golden cudgel hit the jade vase, but it didn't break the jade vase.

Sun Wukong looked carefully and found that it was a good treasure, different from the previous mortal glass bottles.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was also surprised. No wonder Sun Wukong broke so many things in heaven.

Who got into the bad habit of hitting bottles with a stick when they meet?

If he is allowed to stay in heaven any longer, Guanyin Bodhisattva will be afraid that his aura of merit will be confiscated!

Only Buddhism can do this kind of thing. After all, Buddhism is very good at playing with merit. As long as you agree, it can bring out your merit.

Tathagata Buddha is also very eloquent. He deceived a few unlucky people before and actually handed over all his merits. Now his realm has dropped by several small realms!

More than one miserable word can describe it!

Sun Wukong came over at this time, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva who was filled with emotions, and asked curiously.

"Which god are you? How come I've never seen it before!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva came back to his senses and coughed a few times, "It's not important who I am. What's important is that you know the true meaning of Bi Mawen?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "I just want to know who you are?"

"No, you don't want to! Can you please stop interrupting me?" Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to beat this stinky monkey to death, but why does he always change the subject?

Can it proceed as planned? Now when Guanyin Bodhisattva sees Sun Wukong, he remembers his lost merits.

The fist is hard!

Sun Wukong was a little helpless, "Okay, okay, you say it, you say it!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath, "Actually, Bima Wen is just the person responsible for raising horses, a low-ranking official!"

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Are you stupid, a god? How can you be a small official?"

Let me tell you, I am in heaven, smashing everything I want, eating whatever delicious fairy fruits I see, and giving them to me to play with if you want any rare treasures.

This is a junior official! Who believes it? "

Guanyin Bodhisattva was confused. Isn’t it that people in heaven are treated so well now?

No, no, no, don't be led astray by this smelly monkey.

"If you don't believe me, ask the little immortals under you if you, Bi Mawen, are not a good immortal!"

After saying this, Guanyin Bodhisattva turned around and left. The damn monkey hit her jade purification bottle with a golden hoop again.

If he doesn't leave, Guanyin Bodhisattva is afraid that he will beat Sun Wukong violently!

Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva speaking so firmly, Sun Wukong began to wonder in his heart, isn't he a great god in heaven?

After a while, Sun Wukong learned about his rank from his father and son Xiaoguan. He was really a low-level god.

Sun Wukong felt very angry in his head for no reason, and he felt like he was going to explode.

Outside Bima Prison, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was observing with his spiritual mind, looked at Sun Wukong's angry expression and nodded with satisfaction.

In the Bima Prison, the angry Sun Wukong took the golden cudgel and began to destroy the Bima Prison.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was smiling outside, gradually became stiff.

"That's wrong! Why is this Bima Prison, a place responsible for raising horses, so luxurious?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva felt a chill in the back of his head, and his aura of merit seemed to be leaving him!