I am a dimension demon in American comics

Tathagata Buddha, sitting on the golden lotus, frowned and tried to find the source of this bad feeling through the art of cause and effect.

Suddenly, Guanyin Bodhisattva, dressed in white and holding a jade bottle, hurried over to the main hall.

While running, he shouted: "It's not good, something bad is going to happen!"

Tathagata Buddha looked unhappy, "Why is Guanyin in such a hurry? Such behavior damages the face of Buddhism. Whatever happens, be cautious!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath, handed Tathagata Buddha a jade book, and said respectfully: "Sun Wukong in Journey to the West,

We made a big fuss in the Dragon Palace according to our plan, but we didn't expect that the monkey took the opportunity to take away many of the treasures in the Dragon Palace. Now the Heavenly Court requires us to reimburse! "

Tathagata Buddha laughed loudly: "I don't think it's a big deal. The monkey is very naughty, but how many treasures can one monkey take away? As for scaring you like this!"

Tathagata Buddha opened the jade book, and the expression on his face changed from calm to surprise to shock. This process only took a few minutes!

Tathagata Buddha looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said solemnly: "Are you sure the quantities here are correct?

Could it be that the Taoist people in heaven are causing trouble? I want to disgust my Buddhism! "

Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a helpless look: "The Heavenly Court Immortal Household Department has checked, and these are the data.

Moreover, I just calculated the cause and effect, and found that it was completely foggy. I could only simply deduce that the monkey did take the treasure from the Dragon Palace! "

Tathagata Buddha closed his eyes, his body was filled with Buddha light, and he chanted Sanskrit sounds.

Tathagata Buddha seemed to sense that someone was causing trouble in this matter, but this person was not within the cause and effect of this world, which made Tathagata Buddha murmur in his heart.

Could it be that there is a saint standing in the way?

Tathagata Buddha opened his eyes and said to Guanyin Bodhisattva in a calm tone: "Can this list of treasures not be reimbursed? The journey to the West is the general trend of the world.

If all the saints approve it, why do I still need Buddhist reimbursement? "

Guanyin Bodhisattva had a wry smile on his face: "Someone from Heaven has said that if reimbursement is not given, Heaven will not cooperate with the journey to the West!

Even if the trouble is caused by the Taoist ancestors, we will ignore it. After all, the journey to the West was fought over by two Buddhist saints.

Just to promote Buddhism and strengthen the destiny of the West, we don’t reimburse you, which is unjustifiable! "

Tathagata Buddha was silent for a while and looked at the list on the jade book in his hand.

Are there so many rare treasures in the Dragon Palace? Dragon Palace is indeed rich, but it’s not so exaggerated! Forget it, we actually still have food for the shrimp soldiers and crab generals for 20 years.

That's all, these are compared with what you can get from traveling to the west.

The effort is worth it!

Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth and said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "There are not so many treasures in Lingshan, and the excess can be compensated with merit!"

......

In a large hall in heaven, the Jade Emperor almost smiled crookedly. These bald donkeys were quite wealthy.

I doubled the price and could still afford the compensation without haggling. Now I could not only settle all the things Dragon Palace had reimbursed.

There are also many gains, especially this group of merits, which is a good thing!

The Jade Emperor held Li Yi's hand with excitement, "Xian brother!"

"Brother Hao!"

He is really not the Jade Emperor, not stable enough, mainly because there are too many! o(￣▽￣)d

Who can say no to twice the fun!

(Li Yi said I can, because I am a super double!)

At this time, Li Yi reminded, "Your Majesty, since Buddhism provides money, we should cooperate!"

"It's true, let's go and act!"

......

In the Lingxiao Palace, the gods looked on with shock. With a wave of his hand, the Jade Emperor reimbursed all the items listed in the Dragon Palace report.

At this moment, the Dragon King of the East China Sea felt that the Jade Emperor was so damn handsome in his eyes!

The face of Lord Yama on the side turned green. If you are not a dead monkey, why are you in my underworld beating people and scribbling on the book of life and death?

Don’t even grab something!

What the Lord of Hell doesn't know is actually mainly because Li Yi doesn't like the underworld. After all, what good things can be found in the underworld.

Just kidding about life span, the Dimension Demon still lacks this! As for the soul, if Li Yi dared to secretly get this thing, the Eastern world view would definitely be a taboo.

Li Yi was afraid that he would be struck by lightning while standing on the Lingxiao Palace, which would be very embarrassing!

Among the shocked gods, Li Yi poked his head, looked at the shocked Taibai Jinxing, and whispered in his ear.

"Stop looking, it's your part!" "Oh!"

Taibai Jinxing just stood up and was about to say something when the Jade Emperor waved his hand.

"Ai Qing is right, just follow your wishes and recruit him!"

Taibai Jinxing looked at the excited Jade Emperor and nodded silently, then retreated to the crowd of gods and immortals.

Damn, why are you so happy about reimbursing something like this? When did the Jade Emperor become so generous!

Li Yi stood up at this time and said righteously: "I hope everyone will take this journey to the west seriously.

If any losses are caused, the immortals should not panic, Xitian Lingshan Buddhism will reimburse them immediately.

Remember, don’t be unable to deduce cause and effect because of some reasons. The cause and effect in heaven has been chaotic recently, and some things involving me have caused confusion.

Feel free to reimburse everyone! Do you know what it means? "

The gods below looked at each other, understand, how can you not understand this!

If you say this, I won’t be sleepy anymore!

Only then did Taibai Jinxing understand why the Jade Emperor was so generous. Well, well, well, it turned out to be this trick! Your Majesty! Didn't you get less kickbacks when you were reimbursed for rice porridge?

This is shameless, but I like it!

......

Li Yi looked at the rare treasures all over the place in his fairy palace, and nodded with satisfaction.

The old man, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, kept looking at me. It was really an eyesore!

Li Yi pulled it casually and accurately put the treasures that the Dragon King of East China Sea wrote on the list at that time into the storage fairy!

Then he handed it to the Dragon King of the East China Sea and looked at the treasure of the Immortal Palace, and then at the storage ring in his hand.

"what!"

Li Yi didn't even look back, and said directly: "These are all the things I got with my hard work. Don't worry, not a single thing of yours is missing in the storage ring!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea looked regretful, damn! If I had known why it more than doubled at that time, wouldn't it be bad to double it several times?

The Buddha who was far away on Lingshan Mountain in the west had a bad premonition in his heart.

At this time, the Buddha comforted himself in his heart that it was okay, and he could avoid disaster if he lost money. This Buddha had already lost money!

At this time, the fairy Xiaoqiu came over and looked at the treasures in the fairy palace, and her mouth was almost watering.

After a while, he forced himself to endure it and said timidly: "Master Immortal Lord, there is someone coming to visit from outside the Immortal Palace!"

Li Yi casually threw 12 treasures to Xiaoqiu, and then put the treasures from Manxian Palace into the dimension.

"You will share it with your good sisters later, three for each person, don't take it all to yourself! Who is coming to visit me?"

Xiaoqiu held the treasure in her arms with excitement: "It's King Li Tianwang of Tota, followed by many gods and goddesses!

I definitely won’t take it all to myself, Mr. Xianjun is so kind! "After saying that, Xiaoqiu kissed Li Yi and ran towards her good sister.

This made Li Yi quite embarrassed. There were people watching next to him, really! I don’t know, wait until no one is around!

What a big light bulb!

The Dragon King of East China Sea on the side said goodbye very consciously and prepared to retreat.