I am a dimension demon in American comics

In the Immortal Palace behind Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor is sitting on his throne.

He looked at the large pile of merit in his hand with pleasure, and then the merit gradually turned into a halo and was placed behind the Jade Emperor's head.

The Jade Emperor took a mirror and looked at his current appearance.

"Don't tell me, you look pretty tall like this!" When the Jade Emperor was holding a mirror to show off his beauty, Li Yi's voice came from outside the hall.

"It's not good! It's not good! Our little God of Wealth is gone!"

The Jade Emperor looked happy when he saw Li Yi coming.

He said nonchalantly: "God of Wealth? Let him die somewhere, as long as the little monkey doesn't leave!"

Li Yi was speechless for a moment, "Uh! It's just that Sun Wukong is gone.

It was Guanyin Bodhisattva who told him in advance the meaning of Bi Mawen's position! "

The Jade Emperor's eyes widened, he slapped the table wildly, and shouted loudly: "Are you still abiding by the rules? Can this kind of thing be done in advance?

Nowadays, Buddhism talks about people, and Tathagata Buddha is so unruly! "

At this time, Li Yi quickly reminded: "Is it time to divide the account between him and the Great Sage? Bah! The Great Sage Qitian,

Let him come up quickly and bring some income to our Heavenly Court this year, so we can have a good year! "

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and directly ordered the rolling curtain general next to him, urging: "Go and notify Taibai Jinxing and recruit people quickly!"

......

In the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong was lying on a stone chair, twisting around.

Not to mention, although the official position given to me by the Heavenly Court is low.

But the treatment is really good, whether it's food or drink, it's all good stuff.

As a result, I can't adapt to Shuiliandong now.

Of course, I will definitely not go back. It would be so embarrassing if I went back with a shameful face!

Even if I, Sun Wukong, die and jump from the Water Curtain Cave, I will not go back!

At this time, outside the Water Curtain Cave, a group of monkeys surrounded an old immortal and walked in.

Taibai Jinxing casually pushed away a little monkey who was tugging on his beard.

He said with a smile: "King Sun, why don't you do it in heaven?

You went down to the lower realm without saying a word. What kind of grievance did you encounter? Don’t worry, as long as you say it, we in heaven will definitely solve it for you and won’t treat you badly! "

Sun Wukong glanced at Tai Baijin, and then turned his head directly.

"Who do I think I am? Why is it you, an old man again?

You lied to me before that it was the Jade Emperor who invited heaven, but when I got there, I was given a low-ranking official position. You old man actually lied to me.

If I hadn't seen that you were older, I would have beaten you! "

Taibai Jinxing smiled and approached Sun Wukong. In front of him, Sun Wukong made another 180-degree turn and turned his head away.

Taibai Jinxing looked at the child's appearance and said calmly: "This is the gate of Heaven.

When you first come up, you will definitely start from a low-level official position. Once you are promoted to a high-level official position, no one will be convinced.

Didn’t you run away before you were promoted? On the contrary, your Majesty is embarrassed by this.

After all, you are the person that His Majesty likes, but you just left without saying anything! "

Sun Wukong was stunned and looked at Taibai Jinxing suspiciously: "Seriously! You won't fool me, will you?"

"Of course it's true. Think about how nice we are to you. Even if you break something, we don't blame you!

dont you agree? "A familiar voice came from outside the Water Curtain Cave.

Li Yi walked over slowly and looked at Sun Wukong with a smile.

Sun Wukong said with some embarrassment: "Then I won't go up. I suddenly came down, and you asked me to go up again. I can't save my face!"

When Taibai Jinxing was about to continue to persuade Sun Wukong, Li Yi looked at Taibai Jinxing and seemed to tell him.

I have a clever plan!

Li Yi whispered in Sun Wukong's ear: "This time, your Majesty will confer you the title of Monkey King, and let you take charge of the Pantaoyuan.

The peaches inside are all exquisite, and whoever eats them will know their taste!

When the time comes when you take care of the peach garden, you can eat as much as you want!

The flat peach is big, juicy, and sweet! If you don’t go, I’m afraid you won’t be able to eat! "

Listening to Li Yi's description, Sun Wukong drooled unsatisfactorily.

Sun Wukong's expression suddenly changed, and he said righteously: "I am the demon king of the lower realm, living in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain. Originally I just wanted to be free and happy.

I didn’t expect His Majesty to think so highly of me. If I didn’t go, wouldn’t it be unkind and unjust?

Stop talking, I'm going! "

Li Yi listened to Sun Wukong and gave him a thumbs up.

"I didn't expect it! Lao Sun, since when did you become so educated?"

Sun Wukong felt a little embarrassed when he heard this and scratched his head.

He said several times, "Low-key, low-key, I'm a cultural monkey!"

In this way, Li Yi successfully deceived Sun Wukong into heaven again.

Taibai Jinxing looked confused next to him. After a while, he shrugged.

He said casually: "This is just right, you will be safe without any trouble! You will avoid any accidents!"

After Taibaijinxing left, the monkeys in Shuiliandong looked at each other.

Hiding among the monkeys, two mysterious monkeys suddenly started talking.

An old monkey said: "Why did Heaven send people down so quickly to recruit people? Do you need to report it to Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Another old monkey said indifferently: "Why should I report such a trivial matter to Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Besides, Sun Houhou knows his identity as Bi Mawen, isn’t that ahead of schedule? It’s all little things! "

The old monkey, who had just started to speak, heard this and said directly: "Why are you so passive and lazy?"

"Don't you know? I heard that our Buddha is going to adjust the merits that Buddhism provides us every year. In fact, it means a salary cut!"

"What!" The old monkey who just started to speak looked shocked.

Then the two old monkeys lay down on the big flat stone very naturally.

It started to be a mess, and the salary was cut. It’s just this little thing every year, why do you work so hard!

Don't say anything, just fish!

......

Sun Wukong watched as he returned to heaven, and a large wave of gods came to greet him.

I was extremely moved in my heart. It would be nice if these magical hands and feet were more stable.

Every now and then, they break something. Why are these gods always like this?

Is it possible that what Li Yi said is true? Recently, there is a disease called Parkinson's disease, which is very common in heaven and is said to be easily contagious.

You'd better stay away from these gods, so as not to get infected.

Sun Wukong silently stayed away from this group of gods, which made the gods anxious.

After all, according to the Journey to the West plan, when Sun Wukong becomes the Monkey King and causes trouble in the Heavenly Palace, this good thing of Western Buddhism reimbursing everything should be gone!

The gods rushed directly towards Sun Wukong, and King Li Tianwang, who was mixed in, was even more awesome.

He directly picked up the tower in his hand and threw it at Sun Wukong.

He immediately shouted at Sun Wukong, "What the hell is this? Why is the tower made of water? Oh, don't come over here.

The things in your hands should be broken again! "

Li Yi waved his sleeves and shouted as politely as possible.

Immediately afterwards, he threw an old storage ring directly at Sun Wukong.

Come on, how much will you pay if you break them one by one? Just ask Sun Wukong to smash this storage ring into pieces, and the contents inside will be reimbursed as much as you want!

When the gods saw this scene, they all gave Li Yi a thumbs up. He was actually able to play like this. It was a great experience!