Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Populus euphratica?"

Bai Shu looked at Hu Yang and said uncertainly.

"It's me. By the way, why did Doctor Atractylodes dye his hair green? Who cuckolded you? Can you tell me which woman it was? I'm very curious about what kind of woman can't even look down on our Doctor Atractylodes."

"..." Baizhu: "Is it possible that my hair was originally green?"

"Born with a green grassland on your head?! Wow! This is incredible. This is the legendary cuckold body. Doctor Baishu, as a friend, I have a message for you. Never look for women in the future."

"Why don't you look for a woman and a man?"

Changsheng revealed his head from the basket on Baizhu's back: "You bastard, you went back to Liyue, why didn't you die outside?"

Hu Yang looked at Changsheng and said with a smile: "Isn't this Changsheng? I recently learned a new delicious snake soup. Changsheng, would you like to come to Shengsheng Hall to try it?"

"Whoosh!"

Hu Yang grabbed Chang Sheng who rushed over and said, "The little guy is still so impulsive. Be careful that Xiang Ling takes him back to make snake soup."

"Let me go..."

Hu Yang reached out and pinched Changsheng's seven inches, telling Changsheng to shut up.

"Don't hurt Changsheng."

"Don't worry, I'm measured." Hu Yang grabbed Changsheng's seven inches and used it as a whip and whipped it twice.

"Doctor Baishu, please lend me Changsheng for two days."

Baizhu shook his head: "I hope little brother Populus euphratica releases Changsheng. It is not a toy. If you want to play with snakes, you can catch it in the wild."

"Snakes in the wild are so boring, they can't even talk."

As he spoke, Hu Yang raised Changsheng, pinched the scales on Changsheng's body with his fingertips, and pulled it out hard!

Changsheng was in pain and tightly wrapped his tail around Populus euphratica's arm.

Hu Yang shook Changsheng, threw Changsheng to Baizhu, raised the scales in his hand and said with a smile: "I will accept these two snake scales. If you are disobedient in the future, it will be more than just two snake scales."

"Baizhu, teach him a lesson for me (?>?<?)" Changsheng.

"Okay." Baizhu stroked Changsheng to comfort him and said, "You should be more honest when you meet him in the future. We are no match for him."

He looked at Populus euphratica, whose appearance had changed drastically in less than a month, and asked: "What happened to my little brother during this time? His appearance has changed so much. Can you tell me if it's convenient?"

"It's inconvenient. I'm in a hurry and have to go home to see my sister. See you later, Dr. Baizhu."

Hu Yang turned around and left with a graceful step.

The longevity on Bai Zhu's wrist said bitterly: "This bastard is really lucky. His vitality has become so strong. It's true that good people don't live long, and disasters are left for thousands of years."

"My little brother has been stupid for 15 years. This may be God's compensation for him." Bai Shu said.

"Then this is too much compensation. Judging from the vitality in his body, he can maintain it for at least a hundred years. It is not a problem to live for two hundred years. Baizhu, how about we find an opportunity to deceive him of his vitality. Anyway, for him, this is A little life is nothing.”

Bai Zhu shook his head and refused: "Chang Sheng, you are not allowed to say such words again. Although he has some issues with you, we cannot seek the lives of others because of this. Once we take this step, we will embark on a wrong path."

"I'm just saying casually. I am a spiritual snake raised by nature. If I steal other people's lives for no reason, I will be struck by lightning."

"Okay, let's go back. If I have a chance, I will invite him to sit in Bubulu. Then don't lose your temper again."

"(′△｀)" Changsheng looked unhappy.

……

Yoseidou

Hu Yang stood at the door of the Hall of Purity and looked at the completed Hall of Purity with a happy smile.

"We're finally home. I'm not used to sleeping on a bed outside. The coffin bed is the most comfortable."

Pushing open the door of the Hall of Purity, rows of familiar coffins came into view.

A ferryman with serious bags under his eyes woke up from the coffin board: "Master? No, you are not the master."

"It's me, your eldest son. I've grown taller and you don't recognize me anymore." Hu Yang said with a smile: "Where is Hutaoren? Isn't he in the Hall of Purity?"

"Really a big man?" The ferryman rubbed the heavy bags under his eyes.

He said: "My eldest son, the hall master has gone to the funeral and may not come back until two or three in the afternoon."

Hu Yang sat on the coffin and asked, "Have all the previous people been buried?"

"The eldest son is talking about the guests from the group before you left. The last guest of that group is the one whom the master is going to bury today. Isn't it coming to the Hai Lantern Festival? Unfortunately, those guests were buried in the days of the Hai Lantern Festival. They were buried in the past few days," the ferryman said.

"Tch! There are so many rules." Populus euphratica said impatiently.

Fortunately, Mr. Hu Tao is the master of the Hall of the Past. If he were the master and the guests arrived today, he would be able to bury the person that day.

When people die, they die, and people who are still alive waste money and energy. What is the truth?

"Has the Southern Cross been out to sea recently?"

The ferryman shook his head: "I don't know. I rarely go out, so I don't know this news."

Hu Yang got down from the coffin: "I'm going out for a while. When Hu Tao comes back, let him know I'm back."

The Sea Lantern Festival is coming soon, and he also has to make some preparations for the Sea Lantern Festival, and the other thing is Beidou.

You should pay back the money you owe Beidou as soon as possible. It is unpleasant to owe someone a favor, but sometimes some favors are owed unknowingly.

After leaving the Hall of Purity, Hu Yang always felt that something was missing around him.

What's missing...

"Where's Zhongli?"

He actually never noticed when Zhongli disappeared.

"It's better to get the encyclopedia back first."

Liyue is his hometown, and he cannot mess around here, so Hu Yang has set a rule for himself.

Do small things casually, but ask Zhongli for big things.

As long as Zhongli nodded, big things would become trivial.

Also, try not to get involved with Ningguang, Keqing, Ganyu and the like. These three people are troublesome, especially Ningguang.

It’s easy to find Zhongli at Sanwanbuogang, Wanwen Collection, Liuli Pavilion, Dr. Tea’s Storytelling Office, and Yujing Terrace. If Zhongli can’t leave Liyue Port, then he’ll be in these places.

Walking on the streets of Liyue, Hu Yang greeted the people around him enthusiastically, but not many people paid attention to him. In fact, he just said hello and said nothing to hurt his heart.

When other people take their children out to play, and you ask them whether they have sterilized their children, is this what people say?

"Oh~, no wonder there are so few cheerful people. Faced with such a storm, how can I become cheerful?"

"Gulu~"

Feeling something hit his leg, Hu Yang lowered his head and looked, wow! A small pot.

He reached out and picked up the Guoba on the ground: "It's so soft, little Guoba, do you want to be my pet?"

Guo Ba shook his head repeatedly.

Populus euphratica pressed Guoba's head and made Guoba nod, and said in his voice: "Xiangling is so bad, I want to be Populus euphratica's pet. Populus euphratica is the best person in the world. Guoba must be loyal to Populus euphratica all his life and be Populus euphratica's dog."

"What, I didn't expect that my opinion in Guo Ba's heart would be so high. Okay! I've decided that you will be my pet from now on."