Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"GuluGulu~"

Guo Ba shook his head desperately, trying to escape from Populus euphratica's clutches.

"They say pets that are not spayed or neutered have bad tempers. Don't deceive me, Guoba. I will go to Dr. Baizhu to help you with your sterilization in a moment. If you are worried about the owner, I can personally help you get rid of your distracting thoughts. "

"elder brother!"

When he heard someone calling him brother, Hu Yang responded without thinking: "Hey!"

When he raised his head, he realized that he had not taken advantage of anyone else. The person who came was really his sister.

There was another person beside Hu Tao, Zhongli who left him at some point.

"I heard that the ferryman from the Hall of Purity said you were going to a funeral. Why did you come back so soon?"

"They hired Xiang Ling as their chef, and I don't want to eat anything with slime condensation." Hutao stuck out her tongue, and seemed to have some psychological shadow over what Xiang Ling made.

Hutao looked at Populus euphratica, walked around Populus euphratica and said, "My brother has changed so much that I almost didn't recognize him. But now that my brother is like this, I can't do the clone technique. It's such a pity~"

"If you want to play the art of clones, just go to Inazuma and learn the real art of clones."

Hu Tao's eyes lit up: "Yes, I can go to Inazuma to learn the real clone technique. Then the clone will work and I will have fun\^O^/."

"Has the Southern Cross fleet gone to sea?" Hu Yang asked.

Hu Tao said: "Why are you asking this? Do you want to go to sea to learn the art of cloning?"

"I owed Captain Beidou some Mora before. This time I went to Mondstadt and earned some Mora, so I can give it back to her."

"I have already helped you return the matter of Mora to Captain Beidou. That Captain Beidou is a great person. She even invited me to go to sea, but it's a pity that I didn't have time at that time." Hutao looked regretful.

"I will take you out to sea when I have time."

"really?"

"Of course, just going to sea."

Hu Yang nodded, then walked towards Zhongli and asked, "Zhongli, who should I go to if I want to perform at the Hai Lantern Festival?"

Zhongli said: "The performance of the Sea Lantern Festival is commercial. Commercial matters have always been managed by Miss Tianquanxing Ningguang. However, Miss Ningguang is busy with official duties, so she usually chooses a capable person to help manage this matter."

"Who is it?"

“Every day the selection is different.”

"Talk a lot of nonsense."

Hu Tao behind him asked: "Brother, are you going to do a performance for the Sea Lantern Festival?"

Hu Yang turned around and nodded: "I also want to add to the excitement on such a festive day as the Hai Lantern Festival."

"Leave this matter to me. I happen to know a friend who can help."

"Hu Tao's friend..." Hu Yang looked at his sister suspiciously: "Is it really okay?"

Hu Tao patted his pair of Aces and assured: "Don't worry, there will be no problem leaving it to Hu Tao."

"Then this matter will trouble Hu Tao."

Hu Yang said: "I still have some things to do. I will go back to the Hall of Purity later. You can go back first."

Hu Tao asked curiously: "What's going on?"

Hu Yang looked at Zhongli and hinted to Hutao to let Zhongli leave first.

Hutao understood instantly and said seriously to Zhongli: "My lord Zhongli, there seems to be something wrong with the recent bill from the Hall of Rebirth. Please go back and take a look."

Zhongli was still the same as before. Even if he saw that the brother and sister were going to cause trouble, he still looked calm and said: "Then Zhongli will go back to the Hall of Purity to deal with the matter first."

As soon as Zhongli left, Hutao couldn't wait to come up and said, "Hurry up, Zhongli is gone."

"Let's find a quiet place."

After a while, the two came to a quiet alley.

Hu Yang handed the rice cooker in his arms to Hu Tao.

Leaving Populus euphratica's clutches, Guo Ba showed a happy smile on his face.

However, the smile on its face soon froze.

I saw the demon opposite took out a giant sword and looked at it with an evil look on his face.

Guo Ba shivered and covered his little baby.

"Stop covering it, don't worry, I don't want your little brother, I just want your other two legs."

Guoba shivered and buried his head into Hutao's non-existent arms.

"Come on, Hutao, hold the pot down and let me take a look at its legs."

"Really want to chop Guo Ba's legs? Aren't you kidding?" Hu Tao thought it was a joke. If her brother really wanted to chop off Guo Ba's legs, she wouldn't be able to watch the show anymore.

"Brother, Guoba is Xiangling's friend, we can't hurt it."

"Okay, okay, it's just a little trick, look."

As he spoke, Hu Yang covered his left hand with grass elemental power, raised a long sword with his right hand, and cut off his left hand with one sword strike.

"Look, there's nothing wrong at all."

"..." Hutao was silent for a moment and said, "Brother, your hands have been spurting blood."

"Look again."

Populus euphratica activated the grass elemental power, and the lost left hand grew back at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Hu Tao grabbed his left hand and checked it carefully: "It's really okay. What an amazing performance. Are you planning to perform this during the Hai Lantern Festival?"

"No, it's just a little trick, and it's not good to see blood during the Hailantern Festival." Hu Yang said as he bent down to pick up his left hand that fell on the ground and asked Xiao Yi to help him put it away.

Hutao looked at his palm, his eyes shining: "(′??w??｀) I want to try it too."

In the end, Hu Yang cut off another finger from Hu Tao. With his elemental power protecting Hu Tao, he didn't even feel pain.

Hu Tao looked at his regrown finger with curiosity, and then at the severed finger in his hand: "It's so powerful, but this is the ability of my brother's God's Eye."

"You're so smart. You guessed it right right away. Next, it's Guoba's turn."

Hu Yang smiled and looked at Guo Ba, who was about to take the opportunity to slip away.

Seeing that he was discovered, Guo Ba turned around and ran away, lifting it up with a big hand.

Seeing Guo Ba's short legs kicking around in the air, Hu Yang smiled and said: "The short legs can run quite fast."

"GuluGulu~"

"Are you saying you'd like to follow me?"

Guo Ba nodded repeatedly: "GuluGulu~"

"How could I bear to snatch you away from Xiang Ling, so I only need your legs. As you saw just now, it doesn't hurt at all."

"Wutao, hold it down!"

The long sword cuts down!

puff-

The blade of the knife was stuck in Guoba's short leg and it was difficult to get in even a little bit.

Guoba's face turned red and he screamed: "Gulu gulu!!!"

Hu Tao patted Guo Ba's cheek in confusion: "Huh? Why do I feel that Guo Ba is in pain?"

"..., um... I seem to have forgotten to use my ability."

"Sorry, Guo Ba." Hu Yang apologized to Guo Ba with a smile, used his power to stop Guo Ba's pain, and then continued to chop Guo Ba's short legs.

It took him an hour to chop off Guo Ba's two short legs.

"Xiao Yi, prepare a sharper weapon for me in your pink lottery machine, otherwise it will be too laborious to chop off the legs in the future."

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"Two rice cooker legs, how many rough stones?"

[One leg of Guoba is worth 888 rough stones. The host collects two legs to get additional rewards, a total of 2000 rough stones]

"You miscalculated, Xiao Yi. Is this the leg of Liyue Kitchen God?"

[Host, do dead pigs and live pigs have the same price? It is now a rice cooker, not a kitchen god]

“How much rough stone is Walnut’s leg worth?”

"Sneeze!" Hutao on the opposite side suddenly sneezed: "Who is thinking of me?"

Xiao Yi: It’s not who is missing you, it’s your brother who is asking me how much rough stones your legs are worth.