Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"What do you want from Immortal Mandrill to see me? You're not here to treat me to dinner, are you?"

"I... want to see a doctor. I need your help because of the karma on my body." Mandrill spoke in a few words.

Hu Yang asked Xiao Yi in his heart: "Xiao Yi, can you solve Mandrill's karma now?"

【Little meaning】

"Stretch out your hand."

Populus euphratica grabbed Mandrill's palm, and the karma on Mandrill's body exploded, and then those visible karma were transferred to Populus euphratica's body.

The two held hands hand in hand for half an hour.

Half an hour later, not a drop of the mandrill was left.

Hu Yang released his palm: "Okay, how do you feel?"

"My body feels much more relaxed." Mandrill didn't expect that the karma that had tortured him for hundreds of years would be resolved so easily.

"Thank you. Next time you come to Wangshu Inn, I'll treat you to dinner."

After saying that, Mandrill disappeared.

"Tsk~, I can make you poor."

goo~

My stomach growled.

"I just had a meal, why am I hungry again? I'm almost a loser."

Hu Yang sat at the dining table nearby, took out the gourmet tablecloth, conjured food, and started eating.

The hunger in the stomach made Populus euphratica lose track of time while eating.

From late at night to dawn, his mouth never stopped.

He didn't stop eating until Zhongli arrived, and he later noticed the change of time.

"Did I eat all night?"

Touching his belly, which had not changed much, Hu Yang himself couldn't believe it.

He put away the gourmet napkin and stood up, looking at Zhongli and making an unexpected discovery.

"Zhongli, why have you become shorter?"

"My little friend has become taller."

"Am I getting taller?"

The clothes Hu Yang wore were extracted by the system, and the clothes would change according to his body shape, so he did not notice the changes in his body for a while.

When Zhongli said that, he gestured towards Zhongli twice and found that his current height was only a little shorter than Zhongli.

"Not only has my height changed, but my appearance has also changed a bit."

Hu Yang touched his face, got up and went to the proprietress of Wangshu Inn to borrow a mirror.

Looking at his face in the mirror, he nodded with satisfaction.

His appearance has changed by about three points. He used to look like Hu Tao and his appearance was that of a girl.

But now, he looks more like a handsome young man, with his face less immature and more mature.

In just one night, his appearance seemed to have gone through several years.

"Xiao Yi, can you do this?"

[No, this is because the host absorbed too much karma last night, plus eating too much food caused the body to grow faster. According to the normal growth rate, the host will only grow like this when he is 18 years old]

"Not bad, not bad. I'm very satisfied with this face. Now when I return to Liyue, no one will recognize me as Hutao."

Hu Yang admired the appearance narcissistically for a while, then got on the carriage and set off for Liyue Port.

We took the business road and didn't see any Qiuqiu people, treasure thieves or soldiers from the Winter Kingdom. It was very smooth.

Near noon

The carriage arrived at Liyue Port.

"Thank you, uncle. This is the remaining Mora."

"You two gentlemen, let's take our leave now."

Uncle Xie who sent them back to Liyue was originally from Liyue. This time he went to Mondstadt to deliver goods. When he came back, he happened to meet the two of them renting a carriage and made a lot of money by the way.

"Mr. Zhongli?"

In the distance, a middle-aged man walked over excitedly: "I heard from the master of the Hall of the Past that Mr. Zhongli went to Mondstadt. I was worried, but I didn't expect to meet Mr. Zhongli here."

"Boss Tian, ​​do you have anything to do with Zhongli in such a hurry?"

Tian Tiezui said with a smile: "Isn't it the Hai Lantern Festival soon? I want to prepare some new stories, but I'm afraid that Liyue people won't accept the new stories, so I want to ask Mr. Zhongli to help me taste them. Mr. Zhongli, if you have time, you can go eat at Huyan, and I will definitely prepare tea for him."

Zhongli nodded and said: "Since we are preparing for the Hai Lantern Festival, Zhongli will naturally not refuse. If he is free, Zhongli will definitely go to Boss Tian to exchange new stories."

After hearing this, Tian Tiezui burst into laughter.

"Thank you Mr. Zhongli."

"Mr. Zhongli must have been tired all the way back to Liyue Port, so I won't disturb him anymore. Tian takes his leave."

"Tsk~, Mr. Zhongli is so popular. I just arrived at Liyue Port and I met an acquaintance saying hello. Why is no one saying hello to me?" Hu Yang said sourly.

Compared with Mond, Liyue seems to have more acquaintances with Mond. All the children on the street know him, and people often say hello to him when shopping.

And when we arrived at Liyue’s family...

Hutao, Zhongli, Xiangling, Yelan, and Baizhu were all the acquaintances he knew.

Damn!

Not as popular in this hometown as outside.

It must be because he was too shy before, so he has so few acquaintances.

Look at Huang Mao. He has traveled around the world and met enough beautiful girls and handsome guys to form a small country.

Well, starting from today, let Liyue recognize his existence again.

He wants to walk on the streets of Liyue without strangers!

So, on the way back to the Hall of Purity, Hu Yang transformed into a warm, cheerful and handsome young man and kept saying hello to the passers-by around him, so that people would remember him.

"Hey, Uncle Mediterranean, don't you want hair to grow on your head?"

Uncle Mediterranean: "..."

"Oh my, my eldest sister is pregnant with twins. I will definitely send you a big red envelope when she gives birth."

Eldest sister: "Asshole! I'm not married yet! This is fat!"

"Hey, kid, why are you always staring at his grilled fish? Are you ready to steal it? I'll give you a break. Go steal it quickly. You don't need to thank me. I'm a red scarf who loves to help others."

Kid, Kuai Dao Chen: "..."

Kuai Dao Chen: "That's my son."

"That's outrageous. When he was a kid, he stole his own fish, but when he grows up, he steals land deeds and house deeds. Brother, it's better to throw this kid away as soon as possible."

Kuai Dao Chen (╬◣w◢): "I think I should chop you to death with one knife!"

"Oh~, if you don't listen to Hu Yang's words, your life will be in vain. I think most of my brother's life will be in vain."

"Boy, don't run away! I want to challenge you to a duel!"

Hiss~

Hu Yang shook off Kuai Dao Chen who was chasing him with a knife from a distance: "Huh~, today's young people have less and less respect for wise men."

At this time, he saw a cuckold figure in the distance, waved and shouted: "Hey! Brother in front, your cuckold is so beautiful. As the saying goes: If you want to live a good life, you must have a little green on your head, brother Understand people.”

Looking back, there was a face full of tears.

"Wow--"

The thirty-four-year-old big brother ran away crying and disappeared into the street.

"Oh~, if you ask me what love is in this world, I will teach you how to make love between life and death. I hope this big brother won't be confused."

Populus euphratica sighed and shook his head, catching another glimpse of green from the corner of his eye.

His eyes lit up and he ran over quickly.

"Hey! Guys in front of you, please don't think too hard. You're just being cheated on. There's no need to dye your hair green to let others know you're cheating. Since ancient times, loving people will be hurt. Don't give up yourself for a crooked neck tree. In your life, you have to think about the fact that there is still a large forest waiting for you. When you are desperate, look at your green hair and see why it is green..."

The green-haired guy in front turned around.

"Doctor Baishu?"