Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Near noon, the streets of Mondstadt

A teenager was lying on the street and fell asleep comfortably. In his sleep, the teenager was still talking strangely in his sleep: "I don't eat beef..."

A pigeon landed on the boy's head and dropped a puddle of bird droppings.

Snapped!

The sleeping boy grabbed the pigeon.

"Click!!!"

Hu Yang opened his eyes and pinched the pigeon's neck with his fingers: "If you dare to poop on Tai Sui, you don't know what you are."

Throwing away the dead pigeon, he glanced around.

At this time, he was lying in the grass beside the street, and his luggage was thrown aside.

I looked up and saw that it was already noon.

"Why am I here, where is Zhongli?"

Hu Yang stood up, carried his luggage and walked on the streets of Mondstadt, looking for traces of Zhongli.

"Zhongli!!!"

"Zhongli, where are you!!"

After shouting twice, apart from attracting the attention of the surrounding people, Zhongli received no response.

Hu Yang glanced at a child who was shopping alone. He walked up naturally and said, "Hi, kid, have you ever seen a man with braids?"

When the child lowered his guard, Hu Yang quickly snatched the lollipop from the child's hand and put it into his mouth.

"?(?′Д｀?)??" child.

"My sugar wow-"

"It's just a lollipop. You are too stingy. I will give it back to you when my brother has money."

Seeing Mondstadt's knights coming this way, Hu Yang quickly ran away.

While running and calling for candy, he muttered: "Children these days are too stingy. They only have candy bars. When my brother gets rich, he will eat one and throw away the candy."

"Zhongli! I'm here to find you! Where are you... eh?" Before Hu Yang finished, his eyes were fixed on the grilled fish that had not yet been enjoyed: "Suck~, it turned out to be the boxed fish just released by Li Yue Grilled fish, is it okay for children to eat this? What if a fish bone gets stuck in the throat?"

Hu Yang's eyes were firm: "No, I can't just watch such an innocent child get hurt."

Hu Yang sprinted to the child, stretched out his hand to take the grilled fish from the child's hand, and showed a friendly smile to the child: "My generous child, you are still young and cannot eat grilled fish. It is very dangerous for the fish bones to get stuck in the throat." painful."

"Thank you, big brother, for reminding me. I will be more careful when eating."

"Nonono, we have an old saying in Liyue. Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the unexpected. What if a fish bone really gets stuck in your throat? My little friend, you don't want to have a fish bone stuck in your throat, right?"

The child nodded in understanding.

"So, let's not eat grilled fish, okay?"

The child nodded.

Hu Yang stretched out his hand and rubbed the child's head, praising: "What a good boy, be good, go play."

"Brother, grilled fish..."

"What? Do you want a fish bone stuck in your throat?"

The child shook his head: "I don't want to."

"If you don't want to, let's not eat grilled fish and go eat some sweet cakes."

"Oh."

After coaxing the child away, Hu Yang took the grilled fish to the steps of Maowei Tavern and sat down. He opened the wooden box and the delicious smell of grilled fish wafted out.

"It's so delicious, but it's a pity that I only have one portion. I can't feel full at all." While chewing the fish, Populus euphratica was thinking about more fish, typically thinking about the sea while eating the bowl.

"Hi!"

Suddenly a voice came from behind him, and then a cold hand patted his shoulder.

"vomit!"

When Hu Yang got excited, the fish bone in his mouth got stuck in his throat.

"Cough cough——!! Cough cough cough——"

The person behind him didn't expect the sudden situation to happen: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!"

"Cough cough!!"

Hu Yang put his fingers into his throat: "Ugh——"

Holding back retching, he used his fingers to forcefully dig out the fish bones from his throat. The fish bones that were pulled out were still stained with sticky blood.

Populus euphratica threw away the fish bone and turned to look at the culprit who got the fish bone stuck in him.

Unexpectedly, he was an acquaintance.

"Children, do you know that it is very dangerous to scare others when they are eating fish?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Diona bent over and apologized: "I just wanted to remind you that there are many cats here and you can't eat fish here. I didn't want to scare you."

"Whether it was intentional or unintentional, things have happened. Let's talk about compensation next."

Diona also knew it was her fault and apologized: "You...what compensation do you want, I can only bartend."

Hu Yang pointed to the bloody fish bone that fell on the ground and said: "Look, I lost so much blood, and I always need money to buy nutritional supplements to make up for it. And you just scared me. My heart is still beating fast." Stop, you are also responsible for this, and my grilled fish... If I don’t blackmail you, just give me a compensation of 100 million molas, otherwise we will have to go to the Knights."

"One...one million Mora!" Diona held her clothes with both hands, her expression tangled.

Seeing this, Hu Yang continued: "It's not that easy to solve things when we get to the Knights. You scared me from behind when I was eating fish. I have reason to suspect that you want to murder me and let me get stuck on the fish bones. This thing……"

"I don't!"

"Really? Then why did you scare me from behind when you knew I was eating fish?"

"I'm not scaring you, I just want to remind you not to eat fish here, the cats here will..."

"Oh~, couldn't you remind me from in front of me? Why do you have to remind me from behind? Don't you want to scare me and let me get stuck on the fish bones?"

"I didn't!" Diona shook her little head vigorously: "I just...just..."

"stop!"

Hu Yang stretched out his hand and called out: "I don't want to hear any excuses. Since it has happened, let's compensate."

"But one million molas is too much. I don't have that many molas now."

"Alas~" Hu Yang reached out and touched Diona's cat head with pity: "You are just a child, and what happened just now may not have been intentional. Let's just forget about it as long as I only have one hundred thousand molas. ,what do you think."

"Only one hundred thousand molas, is it true?" Diona looked surprised.

Hu Yang nodded and assured: "Of course, we adults always keep our word and never lie."

Diona took off her small backpack and handed it to Hu Yang: "There are 150,000 molas in it. They are all given to you. You must forgive me."

"Yes." Hu Yang took the backpack and opened it for inspection while saying, "I forgive you."

"I'll give you the rest of the grilled fish. We'll meet again by fate."

Hu Yang said goodbye to Diona and left the Cat Tail Tavern in a hurry. He was in trouble when the knights discovered that he had lied.

In fact, Diona is not stupid. The reason why she was deceived by him was just because the other person was too kind.

He was in the position of the victim from the beginning, then used Diona's kindness to confuse the other party's thoughts, then proposed high compensation, and finally used the other party's kindness to lower the price again to make the other party put down their psychological defense.