Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

After having fun all the way, Hu Yang and Zhongli finally arrived at the destination of their trip - Mondstadt five days later.

Mondstadt is also known as the Free City. The people here, like their gods, worship freedom.

"Welcome to Mondstadt!"

The guards at the city gate saluted the two.

Without any interrogation or registration, the two of them could easily enter the main city of Mondstadt. It should be said that it was a free country.

"It turned into a bird and soared in the sky

Flying across the sky and sea

Looking for the country called freedom

Dandelions carry our promise

Floating into the future

Seabirds and…”

After walking only a few steps, Populus euphratica stopped and listened quietly to the poetry coming to his ears.

After an unknown amount of time, the music and poetry stopped.

"Listen to the winds, we are rejoicing and welcome guests from afar." Wendy gracefully bowed to them with her harp in her arms: "Two friends who have come from afar, welcome to Mondstadt."

Zhongli: "I have heard that there is a famous bard in Mondstadt. I think he is this friend."

"It's me, it's me." Wendy (′??w??｀): "I'm the most powerful bard in Mondstadt. I wonder if Mr.... is also someone who understands poetry. Would you be interested in exchanging poetry with me? "

Zhongli shook his head: "I only understand it a little bit, not as good as a bard."

Hu Yang stepped forward and stood between the two of them: "Hey, hey, hey, do you two think I don't exist?"

"Is this friend also interested in poetry?"

"I'm not interested in poetry, but I am interested in you.

Wendy: "Σ(?д?;)eh!"

"Why are you so surprised? I am very interested in the poem you just sang. If we have time, we can sit in the tavern and chat about new poems together." Hu Yang smiled and threw out the bait.

"Pub?!" Wendy's eyes lit up and she nodded vigorously: "I'm free, very free! I'll take you to the pub, and we can talk about poetry while drinking."

"Let's go, Zhongli, follow."

Zhong Li followed behind and looked at the two people who were chatting happily and thought, Hu Yang was not a person who liked to make friends, there must be something fishy in this.

"My name is Hu Yang, from Liyue. The one following behind is my subordinate, his name is Zhongli. I don't know what you call me."

"Wendy, the bard of Mondstadt." Wendy said: "I heard that people in Liyue hold an invitation ceremony every year. On that day, Liyue's god Yanwang Emperor will appear. Have you seen that emperor in Hu Yang? ?"

Hu Yang shook his head and said: "I haven't seen him before, and there's nothing good to see him. He won't give me mola when I see him. What will I do if I see him?"

Wendy expressed that she wanted to say a few words for the old man: "Hu Yang, you are not doing the right thing. The gods themselves can't bring out mola when they go out to eat, so how can they give you mola?"

Hu Yang opened his mouth exaggeratedly and said in a tone of disbelief: "You're lying, how can the gods not have Mora, and Emperor Yanwang is the founder of Mora, no one can live without Mora, Emperor Rock King doesn't Probably no Mora.”

A certain guest from the Palace of Purity who was following behind felt offended.

The three of them came to Grandpa Lu’s tavern

"Three bottles of apple juice! He's treating me to a treat. Hehe, I'm sorry, I don't have any money now."

Hu Yang generously slapped the money on the table: "It doesn't matter, I'm treating you."

How much money Wendy spends from him, sooner or later he will get it back a hundred times?乛v乛? Hehe.

"It's okay to give me a cup of tea."

The tavern suddenly became quiet.

The customers all turned their attention to Zhongli, who looked calm.

Wendy coughed twice and said: "This...Mr. Zhongli, this is a tavern, only wine. Mond's dandelion wine is the best. Mr. Zhongli can try it."

"If there's no tea, just have a cup of Mondstadt's water."

"Okay...Okay, this guest will wait a moment."

Wendy leaned into Hu Yang's ear and whispered: "This Mr. Zhongli is really weird. He comes to the tavern to drink tea. Is he also asking for wine in the teahouse?"

Zhongli's voice came: "A teahouse is a place for drinking tea and listening to books. No alcohol is allowed."

"Mr. Zhongli, the tavern is also for drinking and having fun. There is no tea here for you idlers. If Mr. Zhongli wants to drink tea, I can give you some dandelions. I don't know how good the tea made from dandelions is."

Wendy's words were obviously teasing Zhongli.

However, Zhongli nodded matter-of-factly: "The dandelion tea made with Yike is a little bitter in the mouth, but it has a sweet aftertaste when you taste it carefully. It would be better if you use the spring water of Qingce Village to make this tea, Qingce The spring water of the village has its own kind of..."

Not only Hu Yang and Wendy couldn't stand listening to Zhong Li's talk, even the other guests in the tavern couldn't stand it either.

They were drinking well, but someone came and talked about tea in front of them, and the wine in their mouths no longer tasted good.

Wendy looked hopeless and said: "Hu Yang, how can you tolerate this Mr. Zhongli?"

"I can't do anything about him." Hu Yang shrugged: "Zhongli has always been so old-fashioned, but other than that, he is quite reliable."

"Guest, here are drinks for two of you."

Three bottles of apple juice were placed on the table.

Wendy couldn't wait to take a bottle, opened it and drank it.

Hu Yang also reached out and picked up a bottle, opened it and poured a little into his mouth. The taste was sweet and the mellow taste of the wine filled his mouth.

"It tastes pretty good."

He finished a bottle of wine in one go.

Wendy looked at the wine that was spoiled by Populus euphratica with distress: "You can't drink like this. Apple stuffing needs to be drank slowly to taste. You are completely wasting it. I can't let you waste the wine like this again, so this is the remaining A bottle of wine is mine, hehe~"

"Hiccup~, why do I feel a little dizzy?" Hu Yang shook his head, and the scene in front of him became a little blurry.

He patted his hot face: "I won't get drunk after just one bottle."

Wendy said while drinking: "Hey, you can't tell how strong the apple wine is when you drink it, but the aftertaste will come back after you drink it. You will definitely not be able to stand it if you drink so much at one time. I told you to taste it slowly."

"I'm just drunk, it's not that I can't drink. Boss, please give me ten more bottles of this wine!"

The tavern waiter brought a dozen drinks.

Hu Yang grabbed the bottle and poured it into his mouth. As long as his stomach didn't hold him up, he could keep drinking.

"Gulu~Gulu~"

The more he drank, the more hazy his head became, but this hazy feeling made him feel more comfortable than ever before.

"Not bad, good, come again."

Wendy looked at the wasted drinks with distress: "Waste! Waste! What a waste!"

"Mr. Zhongli, don't you care?"

Zhongli put down the water glass, shook his head, and then asked, "How much does this drink cost?"

"A cup is 1500 molas and a bottle is 5000 molas. What's wrong?"

Zhongli stood up and said, "I want to go for a walk. Help me take care of him."

Wendy nodded in confusion, not realizing that she had been tricked.

Not long after Zhongli left, heart-rending shouts came from the tavern.

"My Mora!!!"

"I don't believe in treats anymore~"

Wendy was lying on the table with her apple in her arms.