Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

When I opened my eyes, I saw the familiar ceiling.

"Still alive~"

"wrong!"

Hu Yang suddenly sat up from the bed: "Did I fall into a coma before?!"

Coma, this word has long become unfamiliar to Populus euphratica.

Since death and entering the spiritual space, he would only return to the spiritual space when he lost consciousness, but this time he did not go back to the spiritual space.

"Xiaoyi, are you there?"

【Little one is here~(′▽｀)ノ?】

"I fell into a coma before. Do you know why?"

[Hehehe, this is Xiaoyi’s birthday gift to the host. Does the host like it? 】

"Birthday gift? Is it my birthday today?"

[Yes, host, your birthday in this world is today]

"Anyway, thank you Xiaoyi."

【(≧▽≦)】

"But Xiaoyi, your gift won't just make me experience the feeling of coma, right?"

[nonono, it’s not just that. The host can now use one hour of waking time as twenty-four hours. At the same time, the host’s physical condition has also been greatly improved]

"There may be side effects."

[(//?//) This is also available. The gift given to the host is prepared by Xiao Yi through karma and sobriety time. Those karma will slightly affect the host's character. Don't worry, host, it is definitely only good for the body. There is no harm, Xiaoyi can guarantee it】

"The balance between karma and sober time?" Hu Yang blinked in confusion.

Isn't the duration of wakefulness an intangible thing? How to coordinate it with karma, but no matter what is given, it is a matter of one sentence from the system.

And this is something you can get for free, you don’t want it for free.

As for the side effects, he hasn't felt anything wrong with him yet.

creak-

At this time, the door was pushed open.

Zhongli outside the door said: "When you wake up, come out to eat. There is a guest upstairs who wants to see you."

Rooftop of Wangshu Inn

Hu Yang sat down, looked at the guest opposite, and said in a questioning tone: "I wonder what I call this person?"

"Mandrill." Mandrill fell silent after saying that.

Zhongli on the side said, "This is the Immortal of Liyue, the Great Sage of Conquering Demons."

Mandrill nodded: "Yes."

"It turns out he is an immortal." Hu Yang looked surprised and asked in awe, "I wonder what the immortal wants from me?"

Mandrill looked at Zhongli.

Hu Yang also followed Mandrill's gaze and looked at the Rock King Emperor who concealed his identity.

Zhong Li said calmly: "Yesterday, the Great Sage of Conquering Demons saved my little friend. Last night, the Great Sage of Conquering Demons saw that my body was being corroded by karma but was not affected. I would like to ask my help to solve my own karma."

Hu Yang picked up the tea cup and asked Xiao Yi in his heart: "Can it be solved?"

[It’s a very simple thing, but it’s not good for the host to absorb too much now. Xiaoyi suggests waiting for the host to be awake for enough time before absorbing the karma of this little brother]

Hu Yang took a sip of tea, put down the cup and said, "I can indeed solve the karma that the immortal said, but it is not convenient now. It will take some time to help the immortal solve the karma."

Mandrill nodded: "I'll wait for you."

After talking about the matter, Mandrill didn't stay for a moment, and disappeared in an instant.

Hu Yang watched Mandrill disappear and turned to Zhongli silently: "Should I pay for this meal?"

Zhongli pretended not to hear.

"Hey!"

Anyway, now that I can stay awake, it's time to think about something to make money.

Half an hour later

"Hiccup~, why don't you feel full yet?" Hu Yang patted his belly. Today he ate more than twice as much food as usual, but he didn't feel full at all and was still a little hungry.

"This is the disadvantage of getting stronger. In the future, you will eat more and more, and you will have to make money faster."

Hu Yang stood up and stretched: "Zhongli, have you seen Miss Yelan?"

"While resting in the room next to my little friend, her body was eroded by karma. Although the karma in her body has been discharged, she still needs to rest for a long time before she wakes up."

【snort! This bad woman bullied the host before, and this time asking her to help Xiao Yi give a birthday gift to the host is her punishment o(-`д′- ?)】

"..."

This punishment is really severe.

Mandrill couldn't bear the erosion of karma, let alone Ye Lan, who was just a mortal.

Hu Yang originally wanted to seek revenge from Ye Lan for yesterday, but now that he thought about it, he decided not to because Xiao Yi had already vented his anger on him.

"Zhongli, we are leaving the inn tonight. Remember not to rest late."

……

Boom, boom!

Boom, boom!

"Close the doors and windows! Prevent theft and theft——"

On the business road, Populus euphratica and Zhongli went one behind the other, beating gongs and shouting.

"Close the doors and windows—! Prevent theft and theft—!"

Zhongli, who was walking behind, paused for a moment and continued to walk forward to catch up with the boy in front.

The Rock God's Eye hanging behind Zhongli has disappeared.

The next morning, the two passed through Dihuazhou and came to the "Shimen" on the border between Liyue and Mondstadt.

After the stone gate is Mondstadt.

Populus euphratica walked through the stone gate and opened its arms, embracing the wind called "freedom".

"Free Mondstadt, even the wind carries the smell of freedom." Hu Yang breathed in Mondstadt's breath with an expression of enjoyment, like a little pervert embracing his lover.

Zhongli followed Hu Yang like a dutiful butler.

"I heard that Mondstadt is rich in fine wine. Does Zhongli like drinking?"

Zhongli nodded and commented: "The wine in Mondstadt is very good. Zhongli is lucky enough to taste it, especially the dandelion wine in Mondstadt. The sweetness and bitterness in the wine are just like life..."

Hu Yang covered his ears and said: "..., Zhongli, I think I have to think about it first when I ask you questions in the future... Also, you are just wasting your saliva by telling me so many things."

"Okay, okay, let's continue on our way, we still have a long way to go before Mondstadt."

……

"Wow! Ice slime! Let me touch it... Zhongli, I seem to be frozen, please save me!"

……

"Qiuqiu people! Zhongli, please stay away, let me come!"

"Wind-piercing gun!"

"Strike of the Wind!"

"Heartless for life!"

"Thirteen deadly guns! Insert! Insert! Insert!"

……

"Zhongli, do you think slime has a backdoor?"

"Ai~, this windy slime is so pitiful. If you want to poop in the future, let me help you."

puff~

"Ah!!! I'm flying!"

……

"Xiao Yi, I feel like there's something wrong with my mind. Am I sick?"

[The host is not sick, this is just the host’s nature being amplified]

"Really, but why do I feel... I really want... I really want... I really want... to laugh?"

[Host, don’t suppress your nature, be happy (≧w≦), don’t you think the host is very happy now]

Hu Yang grinned: "Happiness, I am really looking forward to the scene where I confess my love to that Fengshen. Xiaoyi, are you looking forward to it?"

【Little one is also looking forward to it(′??w??｀)】

"Then I'll need Xiaoyi's help when the time comes~"

[The primary 1 team members are on call! Always waiting for the host to send you! 】

"Xiao Yi, let's draw a prize."

【Yes! 】

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the luxurious confession package! 】

[Host, just go and confess your love, and leave the rest to Xiao Yi╭(???)?! 】