Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Shhhh~"

Hu Yang took the money he just earned and walked on the street whistling happily.

"It's a pity that I don't have the power of God's Eye to touch porcelain. But who knows that I am a kind-hearted young man. Touching porcelain is so unethical. A moral young man like me will not do such a thing. matter."

"Oh~, why am I so kind~"

The kind-hearted Populus euphratica skipped by the Deer Hunter restaurant and saw a family of three enjoying a meal not far away. He thought about going up and saying hello to the family.

"Hello everyone~"

The child's father asked doubtfully: "Who are you?"

With a serious look on his face, Hu Yang saluted in Mond style and said: "Please call me Red Scarf."

"Red scarf?!" The child's parents looked confused.

Here, Hu Yang lay in the little boy's ear and said: "Hey, kid, that steak looks delicious, why don't you eat it?"

"Yes...really?"

The little boy doubtfully picked up the fork and picked up the steak.

"Amu!"

The little boy's steak was cut off by a vicious mouth before it even arrived in front of him.

Hu Yang gave a thumbs up, nodded, and commented: "Hmmmm (it tastes good)."

"Goo!"

After swallowing the food in his mouth, Hu Yang wiped the grease from the corner of his mouth with satisfaction: "The meat is a bit too little. I'd like to trouble you to ask for a larger steak next time."

After saying that, he left without looking back, leaving the whole family in confusion.

By the time the family member came to their senses and looked back, the young man had disappeared.

Along the way, Populus euphratica took advantage of children when he saw them. Children who had no food would be lent to them to buy food, and then he would snatch it away. Anyway, he would not let go of any task target.

Hu Yang sat on a little girl, put his palm on the little girl's head, and said softly: "Kid, thank you for the honey, but please try something else next time. I ate too much candy today. Too much sugar can cause tooth decay, especially for girls. Please bring grilled fish next time, because my brother likes to eat grilled fish the most, so even if there is no grilled fish, the Mond BBQ is also good."

The girl sitting beneath him said speechlessly: "Aren't you ashamed for an adult to bully a girl?"

Hu Yang turned his head and made a face at the other party: "ruai~no shame, no shame."

little girl:"……"

Is this person not a lunatic?

"Oh my, the knights are here, my brother is running away, little sister, you are still young, don't look down on your big brother's heroic figure, he is the man you can't have."

Hu Yang relied on Wind Step, and he had already left the crime scene before the Mondstadt knights saw him.

After observing the situation along the way, Hu Yang came to Mondplatz.

"How many days and nights

The wind brings the sound of the sea

Lapping on the soft sand

seabirds

A long, low cry

Birds fly to the sea

Soar on the wind of freedom

melodious singing

......"

Wendy's singing voice lingered in my ears.

Hu Yang walked into the square and saw Wendy who was surrounded by a crowd. Among the crowd, he also saw the figure he had been looking for for a long time.

"These two guys actually left me on the street and came here to play on their own. Zhongli usually doesn't let me out of his sight. He must have been dragged here by Wendy."

Thinking in his mind, Hu Yang stepped forward and came to Zhongli's side.

He asked directly: "Zhongli, I've been looking for you for a long time, why did you leave me on the street?"

Zhong Li turned around and said calmly: "I saw that the little friend was still resting, so I didn't wake him up."

"When you were in Liyue, you... um..." Thinking that Zhongli never woke him up when he was in Liyue, Hu Yang quickly changed his excuse: "You were always waiting for me to get up in Liyue, Zhongli You have changed. What made you become like this? Is it time?

The young man sighed sadly and said, "Oh~, as expected, time can only change one person, Zhongli, you are no longer the Zhongli I knew."

"Time..." Zhongli muttered to himself: "The wear and tear of time will indeed change a person, and God is no exception."

Wendy, who was surrounded by the crowd, had finished her performance, took off her hat and asked the audience for Mora.

"Thank you, thank you. I will prepare new poems next time. I hope you have time to enjoy it."

Wendy didn't look like a god at all, more like an ordinary bard working hard for a living.

The crowd dispersed.

Wendy put away the mora in her hat, put her hat back on, and walked towards Zhongli and Hu Yang.

Hu Yang said with a smile: "Wendy, this poem is really nice. Do you have time to perform it for me alone? I'll buy you a drink."

"Really? When I have time, of course I can perform alone for you Hu Yang. As for treating me to a drink... Please prepare Maura first. I don't want you to treat me to pay." After saying that, Wendy touched Touching Maura who had just put it in his pocket, he felt much more at ease when he felt Maura's presence.

"???"

Hu Yang was a little confused and said: "How could I ask you to pay? I really want to buy you a drink."

"Really?"

"It's true. It's truer than my heart. If you don't believe it, just touch it." As he said that, Hu Yang grabbed Wendy's little hand and put it on his chest.

He blinked his innocent eyes and asked innocently, "Do you feel my sincerity?"

Wendy felt a chill in her body and withdrew her palm. For some reason, he felt an inexplicable chill.

"In that case, then you should give me yesterday's wine money first. Yesterday you drank 120,000 molas of wine in the tavern, and only paid 20,000 molas. The remaining molas of the tavern were recorded in my account. On the account, just because of this, now they won’t let me go into the pub to have a drink.”

"Hey~" Populus euphratica stuck out her tongue pretending to be cute.

Wendy: I ​​always feel like something has been taken away from me

"Yesterday I thought you invited me to drink. This time I will definitely treat you and give it to you." Hu Yang threw the bag he deceived from Diona to Wendy.

"Moura will leave it with you first, don't worry now."

Wendy looked at the bag in her hand and felt it looked familiar: "I seem to have seen this bag somewhere."

At this time, two members of the Knights and a member of the Reserve Knights led a group of people to Mondplatz.

"Miss Diona, look where your bag is, and all the children, please look for who stole your things."

Before everyone dispersed to search, Diona pointed to a certain green bard and said: "Found it! That is my bag, and the one next to him is the person who asked me to give him one million Mora."

"It's the bad guy who took my lollipop."

"He even stole my grilled fish!"

"My honey."

"My barbecue."

"My Sunset Fruit."

"I ate the remaining half of the bread."

"mine……"

A group of people surrounded the three people. The three people surrounded looked at the other members and the noisy children around them inexplicably.