Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Guests come first, Nasita, come on, come on, haven't you been lonely all the time? Immortal Mandrill will definitely bless you to make more friends. Come on, come on, give me a drink to Immortal Mandrill. What if you kneel down and pray for blessings?" Bonus."

"Polar euphratica, I only know how to subjugate demons and get rid of them——"

Hu Yang interrupted Mandrill with a smile: "Removing the darkness? I understand. Did you hear that? Who of you is unlucky? Our Immortal Mandrill can help it remove the darkness. This is the unique ability of our Immortal Mandrill. Even the gods It can’t be done either.”

"Come, Nasida."

Hu Yang carried Nasida over and poured Nasida a glass of wine.

"Miss Nilu is coming too, Immortal Mandrill is very powerful."

"really?"

Nilu believed it because she really wanted something.

She hoped that this year's flower god's birthday festival would be held smoothly and that she would not encounter any obstruction from people from the Order Academy.

"Of course, those who believe in mandrills will win the world, right? Those who believe in mandrills will gain good luck! Come, let's go together."

elf:"………"

He himself didn't know that he could bless others with good luck.

Hu Yang took Nasida and Nilu to toast the mandrill together.

"Next are our guests Fonina from Fontaine, Fonina and Charlotte."

Charlotte said: "Ms. Funina..."

Hu Yang stepped forward with a smile and quickly covered Charlotte's mouth with his eyes and hands: "I'll toast you obediently, okay?"

Charlotte could only whisper: "How can Lady Funina's Water God propose a toast to the Immortal of Liyue?"

"I am also a god. I am not toasting like an immortal. Let me tell you, gods are not omnipotent, and Immortal Mandrill is like a koi. If you know the koi, it can bring good luck to people. Even if it is brought by a god, There will also be good luck around us, and we can all share the good luck by toasting to Mandrill, do you understand?"

Charlotte nodded in understanding.

"Go and make a toast if you understand."

Funina had no problem with toasting the immortal, she felt insecure without Villette by her side.

Mandrill's stiff body greeted the two women's toasts. Next..., his eyes looked at his emperor, no way! No way!

Not only was the emperor here, but also that woman was there. Hu Yang wouldn't let the emperor and that woman toast him? !

Whatever comes to mind.

Hu Yang, who was standing by, said: "Zhongli, come, let's toast Immortal Mandrill with a glass of wine together, and ask Immortal Mandrill to bless you to marry a wife as soon as possible."

"Marry a wife?"

Xianyun looked at Zhongli in astonishment: "Mr. Zhongli is going to get married. When will this happen?"

Not only Xianyun, but other gods also looked at Zhongli.

The cold-faced Ying's expression changed when he heard this.

Shenzi covered his mouth and laughed.

It’s so interesting. If I go on a blind date with the rock god, can I also go on a blind date with the shadow? (￣y▽￣)~* Cover your mouth and snicker

Hu Yang pretended to be surprised and said: "Ah? Miss Xianyun, aren't you Zhongli's friend? He didn't even tell you about this matter. Zhongli went on a blind date after the Hai Lantern Festival this year. The invitations sent by those women can It fills a whole room.”

Xianyun said: "Which woman can be worthy of God...Mr. Zhongli?"

"I know this, I know it." Hu Tao raised his hand.

"Zhongli avoided the blind date at first, but with the efforts of this hall master, he finally agreed to go on a blind date." Hu Tao felt great.

"But the result is not ideal. Those women all felt that Zhongli Keqing was too good and not worthy of Zhongli Keqing. After one hundred and eight blind dates, no woman mentioned this matter again. This hall master thinks that we, Liyue, are worthy of her. I am afraid that the only women who go to Zhongli Guest Palace are immortals."

Xianyun wanted to say that even immortals were not worthy. Only gods or those powerful gods could be worthy of being Lord God.

However, she didn't know about the emperor's blind date, which was really a dereliction of duty.

After returning home, you must inform the other immortals about this matter and let them come up with ideas. The emperor's marriage is not only a matter for the emperor alone, but also for the entire Liyue.

Hu Yang agreed: "Yes, yes, only an immortal can be worthy of our Zhongli. Immortal Mandrill, do you know any immortals? Can you introduce them to my Zhongli?"

Mandrill stiffened and said, "I...I'm not familiar with them."

Hu Yang was a little disappointed and said: "I am the one who wants to make things difficult for the Immortal Mandrill."

"Do not……"

Hu Yang interrupted Mandrill again: "Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Zhongli, come and toast to Immortal Mandrill. I believe Immortal Mandrill will definitely bless you to find a good wife. Miss Xianyun, do you want to come with us?" Mandrill is very clever."

"I... ahem, I don't need it anymore. The theory of luck is only destiny. Even an immortal can only get a glimpse of it, so how can he change other people's luck."

"I didn't expect Miss Xianyun to know this, but there is an old saying in Liyue. It's better to believe in something than something that doesn't exist. There is always no harm in offering a glass of wine to the immortal, and we Liyue people should be Respect the Immortal, the Immortal has paid so much for us in Liyue, as Liyue people, shouldn’t we offer a toast to Immortal Mandrill?”

"This...is so." Xianyun nodded, and the second half of the other person's words simply spoke to his heart.

As expected of A Ping's disciple, he actually respected the immortal so much.

"Although Miss Xianyun doesn't believe in the immortal's blessing, the immortal's contribution to Liyue is something that all the Liyue people can see. As a Liyue person, it is not too much to kowtow to the Mandrill Immortal. Hutao and Zhongli are also Miss Xianyun, let’s kowtow to the Immortal Mandrill once again and thank the Immortal Mandrill for his contribution to our Liyue over the years.”

Mandrill said quickly: "No need."

If he didn't say anything, the emperor and that woman would really be pulled by Populus euphratica to give him a kiss.

"Shangxian Mandrill, as an immortal, you have done so much for Liyue behind the scenes. It is right for us to kowtow to you. Moreover, as Liyue people and immortals, you are the elder of the entire Liyue, and we He is your junior, isn't it appropriate for juniors to kowtow to their elders?" What Hu Yang said makes sense.

"Zhongli, what you said is correct."

Zhongli nodded: "That's what my little friend said. The immortals protect Liyue with their lives. It's natural for us to kowtow to the immortals to thank them."

elf:"……"

Crazy, crazy, this world must be crazy.

The emperor actually wanted to kowtow to me.

He could only look at the woman for help. With the situation in front of him, he could only look at that woman.

Xianyun naturally understood Mandrill's dilemma, but she and the emperor both appeared here as mortals, and it was difficult to reveal the emperor's identity.

Here, Hu Yang had already taken out a mat and spread it on the ground: "Come on, Hu Tao, Zhong Li and Miss Xianyun, let's kowtow to Mandrill Shangxian together."

Mandrill stepped forward and said, "No need."

"You're welcome, Immortal Mandrill, you deserve this."

Mandrill stiffened and shook his head: "Really, no need."

The little fox on the side who knew the situation had already turned on his mobile phone and recorded the scene. It was really interesting.