Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Since the Immortal said that I don't need to watch, let's skip kowtow and kneel down and just offer the Immortal a glass of wine. What does the Immortal think?"

Xianyun opened his mouth to help Mandrill.

Mandrill said: "No, no need."

Xianyun thought to himself: This stupid kid

The thoughts in Mandrill's mind have long been confused at this moment, and now he only has one thought in his heart: get out of here.

Here, Zhongli saw that the child was in trouble, raised his wine glass, walked over, and said, "Your Majesty Zhongli from the Hall of Rebirth, I would like to pay my respects to the Immortal Mandrill."

elf:"……"

After a long silence, he said: "Okay."

The emperors all toasted, so Xianyun naturally couldn't escape and stepped forward to toast Immortal Mandrill.

It is better to make a toast than to kowtow and kneel down.

After the toast, the banquet officially started.

Xiangling brought the rice cooker and presented the hot meal.

On the stage set up in front, Yun Jin from Yunhan Club appeared.

Charlotte asked: "Can I take pictures here?"

Hu Yang replied with a smile: "Take whatever you want. After the session is over, I'd like you to take a photo for everyone."

"No problem, I'm a professional."

Everyone ate, watched the performances on the stage, and listened to the opera.

No matter how many times I watch Yun Jin's performance, it is always so eye-catching. After all, her skills are real. If it weren't for Populus euphratica that was there during the Hai Lantern Festival, she would have won the championship.

Hu Yang came to Ying with a plate of dishes and sat down: "Want to have some barbecue?"

Ying stretched out her hand to take the plate.

Hu Yang took back the plate, picked up a bunch of roasted green peppers and handed it to Ying.

Fluorescence ∑ (′△｀)? ! (A clown should appear here)

Hu Yang picked up two skewers of barbecued meat and said while eating: "Aren't you looking for the gods to find out about your brother? I've already found out for you."

"Do you know where my brother is?"

"No, it's news from Liyue God. If you don't want to wait for the Immortal Ceremony, you can go to Jueyunjian. Someone has seen the emperor there.

Or you can ask the Immortal. The Immortal Mandrill must know something, but as you can see, it is impossible for him to tell you such important news with his cold look, so you still have to rely on yourself to find the Rock God. " Populus euphratica said nonsense and deceitfully.

"If you want to stay in Liyue Port and wait for the Immortal Ceremony, you can temporarily stay at the Purity Hall. We are friends, so we won't charge you for accommodation."

Ying thanked: "Thank you, Populus euphratica."

"You're welcome, we are friends, and friends should help each other." Hu Yang said with a smile.

Paimon staggered over with a bunch of food in his arms: "Ying, look, I brought you a lot of delicious food."

Ying looked at the pile of food in Paimon's arms and said somewhat speechlessly: "Are you really not afraid that you will become like last time if you eat like this?"

"Hmph! Populus euphratica was the one who did it last time, otherwise Paimon wouldn't have become so fat no matter how much he ate."

Hu Yang reached out and grabbed Paimon's little cloak: "Little Paimon, everything you are eating now belongs to me. What does it mean to eat my food and say bad things about me in front of me?"

"Wow! Populus euphratica! Why are you here!"

"I've been sitting here for a long time. I see that you are fascinated by the food. Do you want me to bring out the stinky tofu for you to enjoy?"

Paimon(?)?Д?(ヽ)!

Although stinky tofu is delicious, it is too smelly.

Smelling the stench, she couldn't even eat the delicacies.

Paimeng quickly admitted his mistake (???w???): "Popular euphratica, I was wrong, I'll give this to you."

Hu Yang let go of Paimon's little cloak, and his greasy hands left a greasy palm print on Paimon's clean little cloak.

He stretched out his hand to catch the delicious food handed over by little Paimon, and said with a smile: "I forgive you generously, but please don't speak ill of me again in the future, or I will turn you into a little chubby man again."

Looking at all the delicious food, Paimon promised: "It will definitely not happen! Paimon swears!"

Hu Yang stood up and left, coming to Mandrill's side. Hu Tao, Zhongli, and Xianyun were all sitting next to him.

"Shangxian Mandrill, why are you just eating almond tofu? Let's try other dishes. This Thousand Layer Pancake is good for rolling meat. It can not only roll meat but also other dishes you like. Come on, look."

Hu Yang picked up a piece of cake, poured a plate of almond tofu into the cake, and then swallowed it in one bite.

"Uh-huh! This is how delicious almond tofu is."

Mandrill said: "It's very, very troublesome."

"That's true, Zhongli, hurry up!" Hu Yang handed a stack of cakes to Zhongli's hand: "This is your chance to show off. This is Immortal Mandrill. As long as you serve him well, you can marry an immortal in the future."

Mandrill quickly took the thousand-layer cake from Zhongli's hand and said, "No, I'll do it myself."

Even if he just toasted, how could he let the emperor feed him.

Hu Yang took out his mobile phone and quickly typed out a line of words for Zhongli to see, and said: "Why are you so polite, Mandrill? It's his blessing to serve you."

Zhongli looked at his phone and saw that it read: Mandrill is a lonely and pitiful child. He has done so much for Liyue and is still alone. He also needs someone to accompany him. As the Emperor of the Rock King, you are not only the person he pays the most respect to, but also his He is like a father in his heart, and you are the most suitable person to accompany him

After reading the content displayed on the phone, Zhongli reached out and took away the thousand-layer cake from Mandrill's hand and said, "There's no need to be polite, Mandrill. This is just a small thing for Zhongli."

"Emperor..." Mandrill felt helpless inside.

Anyone who invites him to a banquet in the future will not come back even if they beat him to death. Eating a meal is more difficult than slaying demons.

Hu Yang looked at the scene of his father feeding his son and nodded happily.

He did a good thing, allowing Mandrill to feel the love from the emperor's old father.

You're welcome, Mandrill! ?~(′e｀)

After leaving here, Hu Yang went to say hello to other people.

Nasida and Nelu were getting together to discuss the matter of Xumi. He stepped forward to say hello to them and did not bully the honest Nasida.

Then Hu Yang came to Funina, who was walking around with Charlotte, pointing and taking pictures with Charlotte as Yun Jin performed on the stage.

Hu Yang stepped forward and patted Charlotte on the shoulder who was taking pictures seriously.

Charlotte turned her head.

Hu Yang said: "Take more photos and give me some photos when they are developed."

Charlotte nodded and said, "Mr. Hu Yang, do you want to take some photos alone?"

"Take a few pictures when it's almost over. Does your camera have enough storage? Why don't you use your phone to take pictures?"

"I also want to take pictures with my mobile phone, but I can't print out the pictures I took with my mobile phone."

【Huh? Have a business? How could this guy Hajime even forget about such an obvious business matter? Hmph! I must have been lazy lately! 】

"Om-"

The phone in Charlotte's pocket vibrated.

She took out her phone, and a familiar little face appeared on it.

Ha Yi's voice came: "Guest, are you still worried about being unable to print pictures?"

"That's not a problem for Hajime!"

"As long as nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, Hajime can completely solve your troubles!"

"Are you excited? Action is worse than excitement..."

Hu Yang felt a black line in his head as he listened to Ah Yi's familiar advertising slogan.

Such an old-fashioned advertising slogan, who did you learn it from?