Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Mr. Hu Yang, you came uninvited, sorry for disturbing you."

Hu Yang said with a smile: "No interruption, no interruption, you two, the banquet will start soon, let's go to the front hall."

Zhongli stood up and said, "Let's go."

The two got up and followed Hu Yang to the front hall.

Xianyun communicated with Zhongli: "This is Ping'er's youngest disciple. I heard from Ping'er that his talent for playing the piano is a genius."

Zhongli nodded and said, "My little friend's piano skills are indeed a genius. You can ask me to play a song at the banquet."

……

The entrance to the Hall of Purity

Hutao went out to invite Mandrill, and when he came to the door, he looked left and right, but he didn't see the figure of Master Mandrill. He shouted: "The Great Sage of Conquering Demons! Master Mandrill! Where are you?!"

"Ahem! Can you... lower your voice?"

Mandrill's voice came from a corner.

Hutao followed the voice and saw Mandrill hiding in the corner: "Great Sage of Conquering Demons, let's go in quickly."

Mandrill opened his mouth, but the words of rejection could not come out: "I..."

Hutao: "What's wrong? The Great Sage of Conquering Demons?"

Mandrill was about to refuse when a hand was put on his shoulder.

He turned his head and saw Wendy's smiling face.

"Hi~, are you here for the banquet too? Come on in, the banquet is about to begin."

The words that came to Mandrill's lips were swallowed back.

"Wutao, just leave him to me. I'll take someone there." Wendy said, pulling Mandrill and walking into the house.

The front hall of the Hall of Purity

A stage was set up in the west, and under the stage were the guests invited to the banquet.

Mondstadt: Wendy, Tvarin

Liyue: Populus euphratica, Hutao, Zhongli, Mandrill, Xianyun

Inazuma: Shadow, Yae Kamiko

Sumeru: Nasida, Nelu

Fontaine: Fonina, Charlotte

As well as Traveler Ying and Paimon

Hu Yang said that the organizer of the banquet was naturally sitting in the main seat.

He smiled and glanced across everyone's faces from left to right.

Then, he stood up, raised his glass and said, "Thank you all for coming to the banquet I hosted today. Here, I would like to propose a toast to you all!"

He raised his head and drank all the wine in the glass.

He continued: "I don't like talking very much, so I'll just say a few words less."

"I have only one purpose for holding a banquet, which is to let some people I haven't seen for a long time meet again. We are all in the same position. When one party is in trouble, all parties will support it. Take this opportunity for everyone to make friends first, and they can be there when encountering difficulties in the future. Ask friends for help.”

"Also, to celebrate that I sit in the same seat as you, cheers!"

Wendy stood up, raised her glass and said, "Cheers! Cheers!"

Others also stood up and raised glasses of wine, juice, or tea.

After drinking, Hu Yang continued: "There is one more thing I want to say. There is a big reward for guests in the Hall of Purity. Buy one coffin and get two free. Everyone is first come, first served!"

quiet……

Hu Tao pulled off her brother's arm. Although she liked to advertise the Hall of Rebirth, was this festive scene really suitable for selling coffins?

Hu Yang laughed and said: "Hahahaha, just a joke to liven up the atmosphere, don't mind."

"Today's banquet is held privately by me. Don't be formal, everyone. Having fun is the most important thing. Oh, by the way, one country and one team will perform a show for everyone. If you perform well, you will get prizes, hehe~"

On the table, Nelu asked Nasida: "Can I dance with the Goddess of Flowers?"

Nasida nodded and said: "Of course, I will accompany you."

Yae Shenzi looked at Kage with a smile and said, "Oh my god, we actually have to perform a show. Kage, let's go up and dance together later. How about the shrine maiden's ritual dance?"

"Jump yourself."

Yae Shenzi took Kage's arm, leaned half on Kage, and said mischievously: "The ritual dance is beautiful when there are more people dancing, and Kage doesn't want us to lose to others."

At the main seat, Hu Yang sat down, looked at Mandrill beside him with a smile and said: "Let me introduce to you this friend next to me. This is the guest invited by my sister, our immortal from Liyue, the Immortal Mandrill."

Wendy looked surprised: "This is the Immortal from Liyue. I didn't expect to be lucky enough to meet you today. Can you give me an autograph later?"

Mandrill couldn't hold himself back and said, "The God of Wind is joking."

Wendy stuck out her tongue in embarrassment: "Oh, I forgot that I am the God of Wind now."

Hu Yang said: "Immortals in Liyue are also under the gods. Come and drink a toast to Immortal Mandrill. Immortal Mandrill will definitely bless us with good luck in the future. Do you think he is Immortal Mandrill?"

Mandrill looked at Zhongli and stuttered, "Yes... right?"

Hu Yang stood up and came to Mandrill God, leaned close to him and whispered: "Mandrill, please excuse me. Apart from the God of Wind and God of Thunder, the others are also my friends. They toast to you. You can say a few polite words of blessing to them." That’s fine, don’t worry.”

"Okay." Mandrill believed.

He has seen the God of Wind, he has seen the God of Thunder, and he has seen both of the two gods whose identities have been revealed. Isn't this a coincidence?

"Hutao and our brothers and sisters will come first, so that Immortal Mandrill can bless us to have a steady flow of guests in the Rebirth Hall in the future."

elf:"……"

What did you say(?)?Д?(ヽ)!

Hutao and Huyang raised their juices together: "A glass of wine to the Immortal Mandrill."

elf:"……"

He didn't want to say a word now.

After toasting the juice, Hu Yang continued to talk nonsense: "Don't believe it, our Liyue's immortal blessing is very effective. Let's talk about the emperor. In Liyue, anyone who violates the contract will be punished by the emperor's rock-eating. In addition, In addition, the emperor also holds the power of mola, which can protect the people of Liyue and make everyone more mola, so we merchants in Liyue all worship the emperor."

"Oh~, it's a pity that the emperor is always away, otherwise I would have to drag everyone together to toast him. By then, everyone will not be short of Mora again in this life."

Wendy glanced at the old man with an unchanging expression. Although she knew that Hu Yang was talking nonsense, she was still a little touched in her heart. I prayed to the God of Mora to see if his income would increase in the future. How about finding a chance to try it? ?

Xianyun also looked at Zhongli, but she knew that Zhongli's guest next to her was the emperor.

"In addition to the emperor's ability to bless everyone with wealth, our immortals in Liyue can also bless other things. For example, the Immortal Mandrill next to me is the emperor's number one general. He can bless many things. Now, as long as you worship him about your marriage, body, luck, mood, etc., anyway, there is nothing wrong with worshiping our mandrill.

Don’t believe me, let me tell you something that really happened. There used to be a little girl in Liyue who didn’t even have enough to eat, and neither did Maura, so she was hungry all day long. Later, she worshiped us. Mandrill Shangxian embarked on the road of counterattack, and now she has become the high-ranking Lord Tianquanxing. This is all thanks to the blessing of our Mandrill Shangxian. "

Mandrill lowered his head. He was not as shameless as Populus euphratica.

"Come, come, come, everyone, come and pay homage to Immortal Mandrill. My sister invited Immortal Mandrill with great difficulty. If you miss this opportunity, there will be no next time."