Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"war?"

Ying frowned, she didn't like war very much.

Hu Yang, who was walking in the front, took a few steps back when he heard Paimeng talking about the war. He retreated to Paimeng and Ying and asked angrily: "Where is the war?"

"Wait, let me show you."

Paimeng took out his mobile phone and opened it, found a friend's video and clicked on it.

"Look."

In the video, there is a battle between two armies. It is not difficult to tell from their clothes. They are the clothes worn by Inazuma.

"Ina Wife..." Hu Yang groped his chin. It was not unusual for a war to take place on the Ina Wife side. Ever since Ying started collecting the Eyes of God, the General Ina Wife's faction had been at loggerheads with the Haizhuan Island faction.

Of course, there must be some traces of fools in this.

Otherwise, with Xinhai's temperament, defense is the best choice. If he can't fight, he won't fight.

In every war, someone will die. If one person is sacrificed, it is a family. A war destroys countless families.

"The war is pretty good. Teyvat is too peaceful. It needs to stir up a storm before interesting things will happen."

Thinking about it, he quickly stepped forward, took Yae Shenzi's arm, and pulled Yae Shenzi away from the shadow.

"The shogunate army and the people from Haizhuan Island are fighting again. Do you know about this?"

Yae Shenzi looked at Hu Yang with strange eyes: "You asked me what I did, wasn't this what you asked me to do?"

"what?"

Hu Yang was a little confused: "What do you mean I asked people to do it?"

"The resistance forces fighting the shogunate army claim to be the people of the God of Joy, don't you know?"

"I really do not know."

"So it was not your order to let the rebels attack the shogunate army?"

"No." Hu Yang shook his head. He also thought he did it, but it really wasn't him.

The people of Haizhuan Island are crazy. Who gives them the courage to fight against General Thunder and Lightning?

He said with great certainty: "It must be the fault of the Fools. They actually instigated the relationship between me and Senior Ying, and I have added another debt to the Fools."

"Why do you think it was done by fools?"

"Didn't they do it? Could it be that you did it, little fox? I said it before, it's impossible for us." Hu Yang righteously rejected the little fox's love.

The Yae Shenzi smiled, and took steps to catch up with the shadow, holding the shadow's arm and whispering something.

Ying turned back and looked at Hu Yang coldly.

Hu Yang smiled and waved to Ying: "Senior, do you want to take a bath with me?"

boom!

A bolt of lightning struck down and landed on Populus euphratica's head.

Populus euphratica puffed out a puff of black smoke, and its charred skin and flesh fell to the ground, while pink and tender fresh flesh sprouted from its body.

He clutched his chest, recalling the electric shock-like feeling, and said infatuatedly: "This is love."

"Hey~, you'd better mess with her less, Inazuma's sisters. Her sister used to have the best temper among the seven gods. Her temper is completely opposite to her sister. If you mess with her, you might as well mess with the old man."

"Is there a difference?"

"The most I can do is throw rocks at you. If I can't kill you, I will seal you. And she will chase you and chop you until she kills you."

"Isn't this a happy thing?" Hu Yang leaned on Wendy as he walked, almost his whole body hanging on the other person: "Think about it, then Ying will only have me in his eyes, and no one else. This is Love."

Wendy pushed away the Populus euphratica hanging on her body and said with a smile: "Since this is the love you want, then why don't you try it."

Hu Yang said seriously: "Not now, I'm not worthy of senior yet. I'm waiting for a while, and when I do something big, then I will let senior Ying only see me.

Senior, wait for me!

soon! Soon you will only have eyes for me! "

Wendy looked at Hu Yang and said, "I always feel like you have some bad idea."

"Is it that obvious?"

Wendy asked with some fear: "Are you really making bad ideas? Your bad ideas have nothing to do with me, right?"

"There are relationships."

Wendy: (°д°)

Hu Yang said with a smile: "You're just kidding, we are sincere friends, how could I have bad ideas for you? I'll scare you."

"I deeply doubt your statement."

"Forget it if you don't believe it."

At this time, everyone also came to the bathing restaurant.

Hu Yang had reserved the place a long time ago. Not to mention those girls, Zhongli and Wendy were still there. Wouldn't it be an advantage for them to take a bath with others?

"Guest, this is the place to change clothes. Please follow me."

The cheongsam girl led everyone to the backyard.

"The men are on the left and the women are on the right. I hope you don't go to the wrong place."

Hu Yang changed her clothes to look like Hu Tao with one click and joined the ladies' team.

Everyone's eyes turned to him.

"Look what I do, I'm a girl."

He pulled Hutao over and said, "Look, we are twin sisters."

Hu Tao posed cooperatively.

Zhong Li grabbed Hu Yang's arm and dragged him into the bathhouse on the left.

"Ke Qing Zhongli, you have dragged the wrong person! Let me put him down quickly!"

"Little friend, Zhongli can still hear your voice."

Hu Yang curled his lips, really, if he had known earlier, he would have turned into Hu Tao, so that he could blatantly enjoy the incense with Senior Ying.

Wait a minute... Hutao Nanizi seems to be here too.

Um~

That's okay, he just needs to soak up the fragrance with Ying.

Changing room.

Hu Yang stared closely at Zhongli's buttocks. They all said that Zhongli's buttocks were very perky and they didn't know if they were padded. He was going to reveal the truth to the public today!

Go for it! Populus euphratica!

Reveal the truth about Morax to the world!

Even if you sacrifice yourself, you will not hesitate!

To save the world!

To save humanity!

To save all things!

Hu Yang resolutely stared at Zhongli's butt without blinking.

"stare--"

Zhong Li took off his upper body clothes, revealing the iconic figure of a handsome man, and then his lower body...

Hu Yang clenched his fists and muttered silently: "Take it off quickly! Take it off quickly!"

At his urging, Zhongli slowly took off his lower body, and golden dazzling light spread out.

"Uh--, my eyes!"

The golden light penetrated Populus euphratica's eyes, causing him great pain.

In order to prevent himself from seeing him, Zhongli actually used his divine power! hateful!

"Wendy, where are you! I can't see, come help me!"

Hu Yang groped towards the place where Wendy was changing clothes.

"Bah!" With a sound, he stepped on something soft under his feet.

"Roar!"

With a roar, the things under his feet were suddenly pulled away, and Populus euphratica lost his balance and sat down.

There was nothing wrong with his ass, not that his ass was hard, but that there was a dragon underneath that caught him.

"Pupulus euphratica! Roar——"

After being stepped on his tail and sat on his head, Tevalin finally unleashed his anger.

It raised its head and pushed the person on its head away, then opened its mouth and bit it.

Hu Yang spread his legs, and the middle part was exposed to Tevarin's mouth.

then……

Poof——

Blood splattered!

Populus euphratica's little brother shed sad tears and bid farewell to Populus euphratica.