Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Huan Xuan: This is the most shameful thing in my life. Woo hoo hoo, so sad. I want my wife to hug me.

Joy: @雷神, want to kiss, want to hug, want to lift high

Thunder God: @雷神家的小 fox

The little fox of Lei Shen’s family: Received

The little fox from the Thunder God’s family: I have collected some gossip about the God of Joy. The gossip is a little inaccurate. Don’t believe it.

The little fox of Lei Shen's family: It is said that Young Master Hu Yang was still peeing his pants when he was twelve years old, and still peeing and playing in the mud when he was fourteen years old. When he was eight years old, he went to see a doctor because he played with his little brother. When he was nine years old...

The little fox of Lei Shen’s family: The following is the list of drugs that I collected for Mr. Populus euphratica: bat excrement (Ye Ming Sha), rat excrement (Wulingzhi), human excrement (Ren Zhong Huang), child urine (child urine), human Dandruff (people go away)...

Joy: Gods, let’s eat fox meat hot pot tonight

The little fox of Lei Shen’s family: (╥w╥`), this is what the shadow forced me to say

Huan Xuan: Really? I think you are quite happy.

Huan Xuan: Besides, Ying Ke doesn’t care about me. You must be trying to sow discord between me and my seniors.

Joy: Say it! What are your intentions!

Huan Xuan: Do you want Ying to give up and have me alone?

Joy: Hum (?°3°?)! Let me tell you, I am the man you can’t have!

The little fox of Lei Shen’s family:???

The little fox of Lei Shen’s family: Is that what I mean?

Huanxuan: Where did you get this information? Did Baizhu reveal it to you? No, Baizhu only knows what medicine I take. He probably doesn’t know about my use of urine and mud.

Water God: (゜ロ゜)

Water God: Will I really not be silenced after hearing this?

The little fox of Lei Shen’s family: I bought all this information from the Rebirth Hall (software). One copy only costs 1 million molas.

Joy: I probably know who did it

Joy: Fools of all! (▼ plate▼#)

Joy: You damn fools, they humiliated me like this, and they didn’t even give me a share of the information they sold me! And it’s so cheap!

Fengshen: Please pay attention to the important point. Not giving it to Populus euphratica is the main reason for his anger, hehe~

Joy: It’s decided! The purpose of the banquet was to steal all the money from Liyue Port to Winter Kingdom!

Joy: Those are all mine!

……

Hu Yang took a sip of juice angrily. These disgusting fools must be taught a lesson.

Just thinking,

boom! ! !

The ground shook, and something heavy fell outside.

Hu Yang stood up and pushed open the door. A tail swung in, almost pushing him to the ground.

He stepped forward and kicked the owner of the tail on the buttocks.

"Roar!"

With a roar, the tail quickly pulled out of the cabin.

Populus euphratica walked out of the cabin, raised his head and glared at the dragon head above.

"What are you looking at! I'm more fierce than you!"

"Roar--"

Tvarin opened his mouth and let out a ferocious roar.

A strong wind blew out of its mouth, blowing Populus euphratica's hair flying around.

Hu Yang wiped off Tevarin's drool from his face and grinned with a terrifying smile: "Wendy, let's eat dragon meat tonight."

Wendy flew over on Tevarin's back and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, Tevarin is saying hello to you."

"How about I lick your saliva?"

Wendy stepped back and said with a smile: "No need for this, we are all so familiar, you don't need to greet me so warmly."

Hu Yang rushed up and gave Wendy a big hug.

"Wendy is still such a little baby, so comfortable to hold."

As he said this, he rubbed hard on Wendy, rubbing Tewarin's saliva on her body.

Wendy rolled her eyes.

He said quietly: "Is this necessary?"

Hu Yang let go of Wendy, put his arm around her shoulders and said, "We haven't seen you for a while. I miss you so much. Come on, give me another hug."

Swish!

Wendy ducked out of the way.

Hu Yang retracted his open arms boredly: "I'm covered in your dragon's saliva. I'll ask everyone to take a bath when she comes."

Walk into the cabin with Wendy.

Tewarin, who was behind him, shrunk and followed.

Populus euphratica reached out and grabbed the tail of Tevalin, which was only one meter in size, and pulled it up: "Huh? This little thing is quite cute when shrunk."

A dull ancient voice came from Tvarin's mouth: "Roar! Let me go!"

"Wendy, I suggest you turn her into a mute. Look how cute she is now, but she won't be cute at all once she starts talking."

"Hu Yang, you..."

Before Tevarin finished speaking, he felt that his body was imprisoned by a powerful force.

It turned to look at the figure in the room who had put pressure on it: "Mora uh-"

Before he finished speaking, an arm reached into his mouth and blocked its throat.

Hu Yang stepped forward and whispered: "Don't reveal your identity, otherwise you will have a feast of dragon meat tonight."

Tewarin glared at Populus euphratica, his throat twitching.

Hu Yang took a knife and cut off the arm that was stuffed into Tevarin's throat. The arm was dirty and he was too lazy to wash it, so naturally it was more convenient to get a new one.

"Pooh!"

Tvarin spit out the broken arm in his mouth and stumbled to keep up with his Barbatos.

Except for Barbatos, it sees all outsiders.

Hu Yang raised his leg and lifted the broken arm on the ground to the corner, walked forward and picked up the teapot on the table, and asked the newly arrived guest: "What do you want to drink?"

Wendy said: "Qingxin wine from Liyue Port."

"No, just boiled water."

"Then let's have a glass of boiled water." As she was joking, Wendy ignored Hu Yang and walked over to Nasida and Funina to chat with each other with a smile.

Evening

I don’t know what Ying and Paimon did. Anyway, they didn’t arrive at the cabin until evening.

Hu Yang immediately waved his hand and led everyone to Liuli Pavilion for dinner.

Hu Tao, Funina, Nasida, Ying, Zhongli, Wendy, Yao Shenzi, Tevarin, Charlotte, the total number of people is quite large.

Dinner table

Populus euphratica fights the two guys Yae Shenzi and Wendy, complaining about hugging each other.

If you don’t know what’s embarrassing, just make it up now.

Anyway, the more you talk, the more nonsense you get.

Hu Yang said that Yae Shenzi was conceived by Shadow and gave birth to him. He said that Yae Shenzi was actually not a fox, but his child. After his child died, he used his divine power to reincarnate his child into a fox.

Populus euphratica is talking nonsense, but Yae Shenzi is telling the truth. From when Populus euphratica was one year old to fourteen years old, he basically told all the dark history of Populus euphratica.

Charlotte takes pictures and records these interesting things. With the consent of the owner of the event, these can be published as interesting things in the newspaper.

Hutao, Funina and Nasida cherished each other, and almost took the two gods to become three sisters.

Paimon is eating! eat! eat!

While eating, Ying observed everyone in the room.

The meal was noisy and took a full hour.

After meal

Naturally, I went to take a bath.

"I'm really happy to eat. I haven't been so full for a long time." Pamon flew unsteadily in the air, holding a pile of packed food in his hand.

Ying reached out and took the food in Paimon's hand: "Am I starving you? I gave you half of the Mora I got from completing the mission."

Paimeng pouted and said: "That money is enough for food, but I also want to give a reward to my favorite anchor. I heard that there was a war on her side recently. It's so pitiful. I'll give him a little more reward." La, she can buy an extra piece of food for the victims who have lost food because of the war."