Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"what!!!"

Hu Yang yelled, but he couldn't see it. He removed Tevarin who was biting his lower body and kicked him randomly.

Not to be outdone, Tevalin spat out the disgusting things in his mouth and hit Populus euphratica.

Populus euphratica's body was not as good as Tewarin's. He was knocked out and lay on the ground with a pitiful look.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Wendy teleported to Hu Yang, squatted down and reached out to poke his butt: "Is it really gone?"

“Get out (‵□′)!”

Hu Yang slapped Wendy's hand away, reached out and dug out his own eyeballs, and at the same time regrown his lost little brother.

His eyesight was restored.

After regaining his sight, Hu Yang reached out and took out Wendy's bottom.

Wendy dodged and said, "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing! Of course it's tit for tat. Your dog bit my little brother, I'm going to take off your little brother too!"

With that said, Hu Yang rushed towards Wendy.

Wendy hurriedly hid next to Zhongli: "You go to Tewarin, what are you doing to me! Master, please take care of him!"

"You two, stop arguing and take a bath in peace."

The mature and steady Mr. Zhong tied a towel around his waist, reached out and grabbed one person with one hand, dragged them into the bathhouse, and threw them in with a flick of his hand.

"Wendy! Where to run!"

"Wow! Don't bite me!"

"Ouch!"

"Ah! Shut up! Shut up!"

Zhongli stood by the pool and watched the two people writhing in the pool. After a while, the water in the pool was stained with a layer of blood red, and rotten meat floated out.

Gulu!

Short legs, eyeballs, palms, toes, intestines...

Wendy climbed out of the dirty pool water, with a Populus euphratica hanging on his calf, and he lay limply on the edge of the pool.

"release……"

Populus euphratica slowly opened his mouth, his eyes aimed at a small bird that was luring him, and his quick eyes and hands quickly grabbed the bird that was seducing him.

Seeing the bird so close,

next moment!

A bloody little foot kept enlarging in front of him.

"I--"

Before he finished speaking, there was a sound of "plop!" and Populus euphratica fell into the pool again.

"Gulu~Gulu~"

Bubbles appeared in the water, and Populus euphratica did not know how much of his own blood he drank in his mouth.

After fighting with Wendy for a long time, the opponent didn't even break his skin. On the other hand, he had broken hands and feet.

His body is very strong compared to ordinary people, but it is a bit rubbish compared to gods, and is not worthy of his status as a god.

By the pool, Wendy ran to Zhongli with a smile.

Zhongli got a set of chairs and a tea set from somewhere, and was opening an ancient book to read.

"Old man, don't you go down and take a bath?"

Zhongli looked at the broken limbs and arms that filled the pool. He didn't know and thought that the three of them had killed someone and dissected them.

Wendy shouted to Populus euphratica in the water: "Popular euphratica, the old man wants to take a bath!"

puff!

Populus euphratica jumped out of the water: "I know~, stop making trouble and take a serious bath."

He took out the laughing mask and put it on his face, and waved his hand towards the pool. The broken limbs, some indescribable organs and blood in the pool condensed into the air and were thrown into the corner.

Fire Escape·The great fire is extinguished!

Breath fire to heat the water in the pool, and then take out the endless wine bottle to add water to the pool.

Hu Yang took back his authority, kicked away the fingers under his feet, looked at the two of them and said with a smile: "Done!"

Wendy bent down and respectfully sent the old man into the water: "Old man, please!"

after a while

The three gods lazily soaked in the water, and the steaming steam filled the entire yard.

“Ah~, it’s so comfortable to take a hot bath after some exercise~”

Wendy was half-immersed in the water, bubbling with gurgling sounds: "Populus euphratica, is your water temperature too hot? Why do I feel a little hot?"

“It’s comfortable to soak in water when the water temperature is high. You can see that Twarin is so comfortable that his belly is turned upside down.”

Tvarin turned over and stared at Populus euphratica.

Hu Yang glared back angrily and shouted: "What are you looking at? What kind of skills do children have in fighting! If you have the skills, call your parents!"

Tevalin: "..."

Why does it want to fight with this fool? It's really its own fault.

"By the way Wendy, where's your wine? Take it out and have a drink."

Wendy, who was only wrapped in a towel, reached into her crotch and took out three bottles of wine.

"Dangdang! Your favorite apple wine, and the old man's favorite dandelion wine."

"Have you finished your Fengshen drunkenness?"

"What do you want to do?!"

"Today is a day when the six gods gather together. Shouldn't you open a bottle of good wine to celebrate?"

"No more, no more at all!"

"Please tell me your lie in a professional way, and take it out for everyone to have a taste."

"Then it's just like drinking water if you drink it. It's such a waste to give it to you."

"Editor, keep making up, don't let me drink it, what are you doing with a few sips? Tsk~, I despise you╭n╮ (￣▽￣)╭n╮ "

"I'm not lying. If you don't believe me, just ask the old man."

"You said it's important not to lie? What's important is that I haven't seen your sincerity. It's been so long, and I've been thinking about a sip of Feng Shen Zui. As my best friend, you should take the initiative to invite me to drink, and then I'll be polite, but I won't really drink it."

"Wow!" Wendy opened her mouth wide in surprise and said, "Is this the Populus euphratica I know? The Populus euphratica I know will definitely tell me to drink it all."

Hu Yang Σ(っ °Д °;)っ: "You actually saw through what I was thinking, can you read my mind!"

Wendy (﹁“﹁): “Your thoughts are not all written on your face. "

"Ahem, okay, it's okay if you don't have Fengshen Zui, the apple wine is just fine." Hu Yang said.

"Please, please set up a table next to me. I'll prepare some food to go with the wine. We can eat, drink and take a bath."

A stone slab rose up from the side of the pool, and the stone slab moved to build a platform on the water.

Hu Yang waved his hand and took out the side dishes in his spiritual space. These were all the dishes he had collected from everywhere, including dishes from Liyue, Mondstadt, Daozhi, Fontaine, and four other countries.

"Zhongli, try this, Daozhu's three-color meatballs, Ying's favorite. Wendy, eat this, octopus sashimi. The old man doesn't like seafood, so you can eat this."

Wendy: "What do you mean? Angry`-3-)=3"

"cough!"

Zhongli coughed lightly, and the two of them stopped immediately.

"Boy, be careful if your food falls into the water."

Hu Yang and Wendy said in unison: "Understood!"

Although the two of them were noisy, Zhongli didn't want to disturb their interest. It was better for friends to be more lively.

"Euphratica, you eat this, I don't like this."

"Wendy, you drink water, and I'll help you drink wine."

"Euphratica, eat a persimmon and then a crab."

"Wendy, eat a baked purple potato. I bought this specially for you, and a banana."

"Populus euphratica..."

Tevarin felt a little irritated when he heard Wendy mouthing a Populus euphratica and Populus euphratica mouthing a Wendy, "Hoo!!!"

"Um--"

Tevalin's roar successfully attracted the attention of the three gods.

Wendy asked with concern: "Tvarin, what's wrong with you?"

"Puppy, do you want to eat bones?"

A direct look from the Rock King Emperor.

Tevalin was satisfied and said: "It's so... delicious!"