Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, I'm here with news."

Ying grabbed Wendy's neck and said, "Do you have any news about my brother?"

"This does not."

Ying raised her fist and said, "Look at my fist and say it again."

"No, no, no, no. Although I don't have any news about your brother, I have something to give you." Wendy quickly took out a bottle of wine from her arms: "Look, it's apple wine. You can go to the statue of the God of Winds. Ask the wind god for help.”

Ying took the stuffed apple and let go of Wendy: "Huh! I'll let you go this time."

"Hehe, it should be, it should be." Wendy laughed in her heart. He sold the other party's things to buy this wine. A bottle of apple wine was exchanged for 30,000 molars. Hehe~

"I'll take you to the Aeolian Statue."

Mond Town Square

A huge statue of the god of wind is placed in the center of the square.

Q version of the statue of the god of wind, the god of wind is sitting on the ground and dozing off with a bottle of wine.

Paimon looked at the statue and then at Wendy: "This statue is very impressive."

Wendy, who was on the side, surrounded the statue of the God of Wind and introduced: "The God of Wind in Mondstadt likes to drink the most, so Mondstadt is also rich in alcohol. In addition to drinking, there is also poetry. It is said that a thousand years ago, Mondstadt was..."

Snap!

Wendy got up from the ground, smiled and showed off her white teeth, and her two front teeth fell from the top: "I'm fine, haha."

Paimon: "No one cares if something happens to you."

She turned to Ying and said, "Ying, let's get started."

"Ah."

Ying stepped forward and placed the wine in front of the statue of the God of Wind, then clasped his hands and closed his eyes.

Paimon also imitated Ying's example and closed his eyes.

Warm wind blows.

Ying felt as if her body was surrounded by warm sunshine, and the cold and hunger disappeared.

A warm little hand fell on her head.

"Kind child, what do you want from me?"

"Why does the voice sound familiar?" Ying was a little confused.

She opened her eyes and saw a smile with two front teeth missing.

"..."

Wendy chuckled: "Hey, I was discovered."

"Are you the God of Wind?"

"Hey, doesn't it look like it?" Wendy made a pose that she thought was handsome.

Paimon, who had just opened his eyes, shouted: "What? How could you be the God of Wind!"

fluorescent:"……"

She doesn't believe it either, but if the other party can help her find one, she can believe it.

"Then can you help me find my brother?"

"This...hehe(//?//)"

Paimon: "Hey, what do you mean?"

"Oh hey, it means I can't find it. Although I am the God of Wind, I only care about matters in Mondstadt. Things outside Mondstadt are handled by other gods. There is nothing I can do." Wendy said innocently.

The fist enlarged in front of Wendy.

boom!

Wendy covered her red and swollen eyes in grievance.

Ying blew his smoking fist and said, "It's a waste of my time."

Paimon waved his little fist: "Well done."

"How can you bully people like this? I am a god (?o﹏o?), Tevarin! Tevarin, come and save me! Someone is bullying me!"

"quack--"

The crow flew by and rewarded Wendy with a puddle of bird droppings.

"?????(＞д＜;)????Uuuuu...Tvarin."

Paimon said contemptuously: "You are still called Tvarin. You let a dragon work for you for free, and you even hooked up with other dragons. Now you know how to call him a dragon."

Wendy rolled on the ground: "Wow??(?≧□≦?)??, I don't care, I don't care, I am a god, you can't bully me, if you bully me, I will let Tvarin beat you."

"What kind of god? I think he's more of a crybaby than anything else." Paimon said.

"Ying, let's go and ignore this crybaby."

"Well, I'm hungry. Let's go see if this village has entrusted us with making some mora to eat."

……

three days later

boom!

ground shaking

A giant water slime blocks the gate to Mondstadt.

The villagers in Mondstadt heard the noise and gathered together.

"Captain Qin, this huge slime is blocking the door. We can't get out. We need to think of a solution as soon as possible."

Qin squinted her eyes and looked closer, her face almost touching the slime: "Where is the slime? Why didn't I see it?"

Lisa pulled Qin back: "Aqin, you forgot to wear your glasses again."

"Be good, let me help you put on your glasses."

Glasses with thick lenses were worn on Qin's eyes.

"Don't stay up late in the future. Your eyes are now at 1000 degrees, and you will need to change your lenses again in a while."

"I know, I know." Qin waved her hand carelessly and turned to look at Slime.

"Wow!"

Qin was so frightened that she sat down on the ground: "What a... such a big slime!"

She yelled, "Kaia! Kaia!"

"Captain, I'm here." Kaia, who was lying on the ground with footprints all over his body, raised his hand and said.

He got up from the ground and patted the footprints on his body, pointed at the crowd and shouted: "Who stepped on me just now! Who is it! Stand up for me!"

"I'll talk about stepping on you later." Qin pulled Kaiya over, pointed at the slime blocking the door and said, "Get rid of this slime quickly."

Kaia shook her hair handsomely: "It's just a bigger slime, watch my performance."

"be honest!"

"Freeze it!"

"This moment will last forever!"

"I'm going to fight, I'm going to fight!!!"

The water slime was frozen under Kaia's repeated attacks.

Kaia made a show of swordsmanship and sheathed her sword.

"solve."

Snapped!

A hand appeared above the slime's head, and a small figure crawled onto the slime's head.

"Who is it! Who is so rude and hits my pet!"

Kaiya, who was still posing, saw the figure above and was speechless: "Huhuhu... Populus euphratica?!"

Why is this guy here?

And what did he just say?

Is this his pet?

(┯_┯) No way.

When it comes to who he doesn't want to offend the most, it's not the God of Wind, but Populus euphratica.

This guy is so inhuman.

"Ok?"

Hu Yang looked at Kaiya with a vicious look: "You are the one who bullied my pet. Very good. I will remember you, brat."

Paimeng, who had just arrived, pointed at Populus euphratica and said, "Hey? Populus euphratica, isn't that Populus euphratica?"

Ying: "It's him, why is he here too?"

"Humph!"

I saw above the ice slime, Populus euphratica snorted coldly, pointed at the little faces of the villagers in Mondstadt Town below and said with a proud expression: "Trash of Mondstadt Town, I am here to tell you today, you Mondstadt Town The Fengshen is now in my possession. If you don’t want anything to happen to you Fengshen, just give up Mondstadt to me, otherwise hehe!”

Qin opened her mouth and faced Lisa: "You're talking nonsense!"

Lisa patted Qin's little butt and turned Qin around: "The person is over here."

Qin said: "You are talking nonsense! Master Fengshen is the god of our Mondstadt town. How could he be caught by you?"

"Really? Hum, Tvarin, show your face."

"Roar!!!"

There was a roar from the sky, and Tewarin fluttered his small wings and landed next to Populus euphratica.

Tewarin said: "Ho! Barbatos has been captured by Lord Hu Yang, why don't you surrender quickly?"

Hu Yang put his hands on his hips, looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha! Hahahaha cough cough - cough cough cough!"

He patted his chest hard and his face turned red.

The crowd below: "..."