Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Ying, I always feel like we've been cheated."

"Probably...no, I think he looks quite honest and doesn't look like a liar."

"Don't judge a book by its cover. Didn't you see that he just lied to Long? He even lied to Xiao Longlong's Mora. He must not be a good person."

After saying this, Paimon quickly covered his mouth. This was definitely not what she said.

The singer wouldn't settle the score with her if he saw it.

after one day

The two came to the town of Mondstadt

Ying looked up at the brand new plaque above her head: "This is the town of Mondstadt. I wonder if I can find any news about my brother here."

"Paimon! Let's go!"

After saying that, Ying took a step forward and fell to the ground with a bang.

She raised her head, her nose bleeding like a fountain.

"This is not in the script..."

[The script can be changed at any time, a fixed script is boring (￣y▽￣)~* Cover your mouth and snicker]

Paimon shouted anxiously: "You're bleeding a lot, stop the bleeding! Stop the bleeding! Damn it! All our things have been taken away by that liar!"

……

Angel's Gift Tavern

Wendy was drinking with the money she earned from selling "trash".

"Is this how ordinary people feel when they drink? It's simply wonderful, hiccup~"

Diluc, who was holding a tea cup by the counter, said speechlessly as he looked at the drunken Wendy in the distance.

This Fengshen is still so unruly.

I don’t know what’s going on now, but he still has free time to drink leisurely here.

……

Mondstadt town gate

Ying used two balls of grass to block the bleeding nostril. If she didn't block it, she would continue to bleed. However, she still couldn't die, and she would only feel bleeding.

"Strange traveler, welcome to the town of Mondstadt."

Kaia appeared in front, gave a gentlemanly salute, raised his small hand and said: "Kaia of the West Wind Knights of Mondstadt, it is a pleasure to meet your beautiful lady."

After saying that, he moved his mouth.

Snapped!

A slap mark appeared on Kaia's face.

Kaiya and Ying were both stunned.

Ying stared blankly at half of Kaiya's face that suddenly swelled up: "I...I didn't mean it."

"It's okay, I'm used to it. It's an honor for me to be beaten by such a beautiful lady like you." Kaiya was smiling, but she was already on the verge of crying.

Being slapped is such a familiar feeling (╥w╥`).

"Beautiful lady, are you free to have a drink?"

Ying shook her head: "I still want to find my brother."

"Looking for someone?" Kaia explained: "This is a very easy thing. There is a great wind god in our town of Mondstadt. As long as you put his favorite apple juice under his statue, he will guide you in the direction. , finding someone is just a small matter for the great Wind God, beautiful lady, why don't I take you to the tavern in Mondstadt Town to buy some apple juice to offer to the Wind God."

Paimon leaned into Ying's ear and whispered: "Ying, be careful, I don't think this guy is a good person."

Ying nodded and pulled the weeds out of his nose. His nose stopped bleeding.

Kaia's body across from him suddenly turned to stone.

Click!

The petrified body cracked and shattered, and Kaia seemed to have been deceived: "You--your green nose hair is fake?"

"What green nose hairs? Those are just grass."

"Hmph!" Kaiya snorted coldly: "I originally thought you were a beautiful woman, but I didn't expect you to be as ordinary as an ordinary woman and a waste of my time."

(Kaia: No! My image!)

Paimon said thoughtfully: "So Kaia likes girls with green nose hair. Are there any girls with green nose hair in Teyvat?"

"I think should not be."

Ying covered her mouth and looked apologetically at Kaia, who was petrified again.

Kaia knelt down with tears streaming down her face, with a spoiled expression on her face: "My image, hahaha..."

"Ying, do we want to apologize?"

Boom! ! !

【Thunder warning! 】

After hearing the warning, Paimon decisively gave up comforting Kaia: "Let's go, let's go to the tavern to buy wine, and then ask the Wind God for information about your brother."

The map of Mondstadt Town was not much different from the architectural map of Mondstadt City, and the two quickly found the Angel's Gift Tavern.

When he opened the door and walked into the pub, he heard the drunken boy in the distance shouting: "Good... good wine, let's have another drink."

"Wen..." Paimon, who wanted to say hello, immediately closed his mouth.

Two little meatballs came to the counter.

Grandpa Diluc, who was always holding the tea cup, said coldly: "You two, what would you like to order?"

"A bottle of apple juice."

A bottle of stuffed apple sat on the counter.

"Sincerity is 5000 molas."

Ying looked at his empty dirty hands, then looked at Diluc with his big eyes.

The two of them stared at each other for a long time before they said, "Can you keep accounts?"

Diluc issued the task directly: "If the customer has no money, I have a commission here. I wonder if the customer is willing to accept the commission. The reward is a bottle of apple juice."

"What commission?"

"A very powerful slime recently appeared in the Whispering Forest outside Mondstadt. Please go and deal with it!"

Ying wondered: "Slime? Isn't that a very weak monster?"

Diluc did not explain: "Will you accept the commission?"

"I accept this commission!"

loading animation

A fat water slime slowly walked by...

Whispering Forest

Paimeng Fei looked around in mid-air: "Why don't we see even a slime here? The commission is not lying to us, right?"

boom!

The ground shook.

"Wow!! There's an earthquake! Run!"

boom!

Suddenly, the two of them went dark!

boom! ! !

A giant water slime falls from the sky.

The water slime twisted his body in confusion and felt something piercing his butt.

It jumped away.

A gust of breeze blew by, and the two paper figures were blown into the air.

boom!boom!

The two changed back to their original state.

"That guy Diluc, what kind of slime is this! Where can there be such a big slime!" Paimon shouted.

The traveler and her emergency food gave up the mission, and the two returned to Mondstadt in embarrassment.

"Goo~"

Paimon staggered onto Ying's head, his cheeks becoming thinner at some point: "Ying, I'm so hungry."

"Goo~"

Ying's stomach also growled.

"I'm hungry too, but..."

I took out my wallet and opened it. There were only spider webs inside, and there was a spider crawling.

"Isn't it better to just act? Why do we still have to suffer this kind of thing?"

The hunger in their stomachs made the two of them lose their strength, and they squatted at the gate of Mondstadt to rest.

A passerby kindly gave the two a bowl.

In just ten minutes, the two of them were covered in spider webs.

Ying and Paimon wanted to get rid of the cobwebs on their bodies, but they were too hungry to do anything.

They were obviously full of energy just now, but now they seemed too lazy to even move their fingers.

"Ding!"

A mola falls into the bowl ahead.

Paimon and Ying felt a power coming from their bodies, and the mora was the source of power.

However, before the two of them reached out, a small hand took away the mola.

The person in front of them was Wendy.

Wendy carefully put Maura into her wallet, patted the wallet and said, "You are so dishonest, please don't run out of my bag next time."

"Wendy!!!"

Ying swooped down in front of Wendy, grabbed the clothes around Wendy's neck with her little hands and pulled Wendy over.