Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

After a while

The voice came from the sky again.

"Okay, okay, have you read the script? After reading the script, you can go to your places. When facing dishonest people, I will..."

Click!

Three lightning bolts struck down, and three unruly guys were hit and lay on the ground wailing.

"Again, everyone is on your toes!"

The black ash fell from the bodies of the three guys, and they were unscathed, but the pain on their bodies told them that this was not a dream.

Kaiya said: "Captain, what should we do? We are going to be separated?"

If this unknown situation is separated again, wouldn't it mean that the opponent will break it one by one?

As for what the other party said just now, saying they would let them go if they put on a good show, one point of belief is enough. You still have to rely on yourself for everything.

A mean voice sounded in the ears of the three of them: "Three little puddings over there, I advise you to be honest, otherwise I will punish you~"

Diluc turned and left.

Qin shouted: "Senior Diluc!"

Diluc said without looking back: "Let's play it by ear."

[Scene 1: Strange visitor! 】

outside Mondstadt

Whizzing! !

Two figures fell from the sky, creating two large craters on the ground.

The dizzy two climbed out of the pit.

"Didn't you tell us to let us go after we performed well? You suddenly threw us down from such a high place. How abominable!" Paimon said angrily. Her face turned red and the top of her head popped out like a boiling pot. steam.

"Paimon, there's smoke coming from your head." He said, touching the top of Paimon's head.

As soon as she put her hand on top of Paimon's head, she turned red visibly.

Tears flowed unconsciously from his big watery eyes.

?·°(???﹏???)°·?

"It's so hot, Paimon."

Paimon looked at Ying in confusion, who cried whenever he wanted to: "Ying, you... don't cry."

"Ugh..., I don't want to cry, but I can't control it. My hands hurt so much, wow!"

[A kind reminder to you two, please pay attention to your performance and don’t do anything other than the performance]

"It must be the fault of that bad thing." When he was angry, the steam above Paimeng's head increased, and finally it burned directly.

"Ah! My hair!"

After a while, the two came to a forest

[On this day, a traveler from another world started her journey with her emergency food]

Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "I'm not emergency food!"

"This hateful guy, I must give it an unpleasant name. Just call it... just call it Shameless Man. He has no shame to appear in front of others, huh!"

At this time, they heard movement from ahead.

"Barbatos!"

"It seems that someone is named Wendy. Is Wendy here too?"

Just as Paimon finished speaking, a bolt of lightning struck from the sky.

The lightning disappeared, leaving Paimon turned into black coal. She opened her mouth and blew out a puff of black smoke.

[Please note that you don’t know Wendy here. You are travelers who have just started traveling. Do you understand? 】

Paimon shook his body to shake off the burnt blackness on his body, and recited the lines with a sad face: "Ying, there seems to be something moving over there, let's go over and have a look."

The two walked over.

I saw the Q version of Little Wendy comforting, um... a Q version of Little Dragon?

"Barbatos! You just have another dragon! I will never pay attention to you again!" Twarin turned around angrily and pointed his butt at Wendy.

Wendy flashed in front of Tevalin and said, "No really. How can I have other dragons besides you? If you don't believe it, ask other people. I really don't have any other dragons."

"You're still lying to me. Did you give all the mora I earned as a mount to other stinky dragons to other stinky dragons? Tell me! Tell me, Barbatos!" Tewarin shouted loudly.

Wendy's eyes averted and she whispered, "I spent all the money on wine and didn't give it to anyone else."

"Okay! You actually went to drink again. How did you promise me before! You said that when we get rich, you will give me a sheltered home, but you, drink every day, drink every day, woo woo ( ╥w╥`), you know how to deceive the dragon." Twarin started crying as he spoke.

"Hey, hey, don't cry. I will work hard to earn Mora from now on. Just forgive me, Tevarin."

Paimon and Ying, who were watching the theater not far away, looked at Tvarin and then at Wendy.

Paimon said: "Ying, do you think the real reason why Tevalin caused the wind disaster is because of this situation?"

Ying just nodded and quickly shook his head: "Paimon, how could Tvarin attack Mondstadt over such a trivial matter."

In the distance, the conflict between Tevalin and Wendy continued.

"Let's not mention the matter of Mora, what is this!"

Tevalin pulled out a photo and threw it in Wendy's face.

"what?"

Wendy took off the photo on his face and looked at it. In the photo, he was playing with a golden dragon. Wait... That dragon seems to be the old man's true form. The old man won't see this acting, right?

He regretted it a bit. Originally, he only cooperated in the acting because it was fun and he could get good drinks, but this seemed to be a bit of a big deal.

"Tvarin, this photo is definitely fake."

"fake?"

Tevalin took out a stack of photos and threw them at Wendy. The photos were all of Wendy playing with a golden dragon.

"How do you explain this? You still grilled him? Wuwuwu. It's always been me who grills you, but you never grilled me, Barbatos! I'll never pay attention to you again!"

After saying that, Tevalin flapped his little wings and flew away.

"Tvarin!"

Ying and Paimon then appeared and stepped forward.

"Tvarin." Wendy called Tevarin's name sadly.

Paimon said: "Wen... um, are you okay?"

Seeing the outsiders, Wendy wiped away the false tears on her face and showed her signature smile: "You two look like unfamiliar faces. Are you coming to Mondstadt for tourism? Do you need a tour guide? It only costs 100,000 moras a day. .”

Paimon, Ying: "..."

Paimon said: "My name is Paimon, she is Ying, and we are here to find Ying's brother."

"Look for someone. I'm the best at this. How much mola do you want to pay?"

After saying that, Wendy walked forward, sniffed the two of them, and said, "You don't have the smell of Mora on you. You don't have any Mora at all, right?"

"We have money!" Ying puffed up her cheeks and said angrily, and she hurriedly took out a lot of things from her arms.

Sweet flowers, sundown fruits, edgeless swords, ores...a lot of the lowest-grade junk items.

"These are my treasures. You see how much these are worth. If you can help me find my brother, I will give them to you."

"Although they are all low-quality goods, we can still sell some molas together." As she said this, Wendy's movements were not slow at all. She put away the things in Ying's hand with a wave of her hand, and even Not even a bladeless sword was left to her.

"Ahem, tell me what the person you are looking for looks like."

Ying took out the portrait of her brother.

The portrait is very abstract, and the eyes full of wisdom are very distinctive.

Wendy took the portrait in Ying's hand and said: "In three days, I will bring the person to you at the Mondstadt Tavern, handing over the money and delivering the goods."

Paimon said: "Didn't we give you everything?"

"That bit of garbage is a down payment, you understand?"

Wendy whistled cheerfully and left gracefully.