Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Ahem! You have three days to replace the statue of the God of Wind with mine, Populus euphratica, otherwise you will wait to collect the body of the God of Wind."

Tevalin came up and pushed Hu Yang gently, almost pushing him off the slime.

Hu Yang yelled at Tevarin: "Asshole! What are you doing!"

Tevalin said aggrievedly: "Barbatos, you said you would give it to me."

"Give it to you, I'm not threatening them, otherwise why would they give Mondstadt Town to me? Don't worry, Barbatos will be yours when I get Mondstadt Town, and he will never look for it again. Other dragons are playing with it." Populus euphratica fooled.

Tvarin nodded happily.

Hu Yang said to himself, "Silly Dragon."

He just used a bunch of forged photos to get the dragon to serve him, and when he captured Mondstadt, he immediately killed the dragon to celebrate.

"Xiaoyi, let's go!"

The frozen slime below changes its element, from the frozen water element to the ice element.

The ice slime moved its body and left the town of Mondstadt in a bound.

Qin shouted and scratched her head: "What to do! What to do! Kaiya!"

Kaia, who was about to leave secretly, turned around in a cold sweat.

"Qin...Captain Qin, I feel like I'm sick. I need to take half a year off."

Seeing that Kaia was so timid, Qin took off her shoes and hit her on the head: "It's really useless!"

Kaiya held his head and cried aggrievedly. He didn't want to, but the other party's Populus euphratica was that inhuman thing. He still has the psychological shadow left by the other party in his heart (T ^ T).

behind the crowd

"Ying, rescue the Fengshen and they will definitely give us a lot of molas."

Ying's eyes turned into the shape of Maura. In the past two days, she had to send Meng running around to solve the problem of accommodation and food and clothing. In the future, she would definitely need more Maura when she went to other places.

She dragged Paimon through the crowd and came to Qin, loudly saying: "We have accepted this commission!"

Qin, who was still crying, didn't even think about it. She looked at Ying seriously and patted him on the shoulder: "Very good. We in Mondstadt need brave people like you. What's your name?"

"fluorescent."

"I'm Paimon."

"Then Master Fengshen will trouble you two, Amber!"

A red figure jumped out.

"exist!"

"Take two friends to the Demon King's Castle in the Whispering Forest and be sure to rescue Lord Fengshen."

Amber raised her fist to her chest and said loudly: "Promise to complete the mission!"

……

Whispering Forest

"Further forward is the Demon King's Castle, where the great Demon King of Populus euphratica lives."

Amber said pointing to the black castle ahead.

"You must be careful. Hu Yang is a famous bad guy in Mondstadt. He is very powerful."

Paimon said doubtfully: "Ying, this is completely different from the Populus euphratica we know."

"It's just a play. It must be Hu Yang's script. Let's go quickly."

Amber wanted to say something to warn the two, but found that she couldn't open her mouth at all.

[Warning once]

Amber(# ` n′ )

Ying and Paimon walked through the forest and came to the black castle.

As soon as they arrived at the door, they heard Wendy's screams coming from inside.

"No!!!"

Ying kicked the door open.

Paimon then shouted: "Don't be afraid, Wind God, we are here to save you!"

However, what they saw in the castle was not the scene of Wendy being threatened at all.

In the castle, Hu Yang was pouring a bottle of wine on the ground. Wendy looked at the bottle of wine that was about to be poured out in pain.

A drop of wine dripped from the spout of the jug.

Swish!

A mouth came down and opened it to catch the drop of wine.

"What a waste, what a waste."

Paimon stamped his feet angrily when he saw this scene, but they were here to save Fengshen, not to get angry: "Fengshen, come here quickly, we will take you back to Mondstadt, otherwise Populus euphratica will hurt you."

A row of question marks floated over Wendy's little head: "What are you talking about? Populus euphratica is my friend. I just came to his house as a guest. How could he hurt me?"

An evil smile appeared on Hu Yang's lips, and he said provocatively to Ying and Paimon: "That's right, how could I hurt my good friend Wendy."

"You..., oh! That's clearly not what's written in the script!" Paimon stamped his foot.

【How can there be so many brave men defeating demons in this world (?w?)hiahiahia】

Hu Yang reached out and touched Wendy's little head, and said kindly: "Come on, little Wendy, open your little mouth."

"Ah——" Wendy opened her mouth obediently.

"So good." Hu Yang praised the other person and poured the wine from the hip flask into the other person's mouth.

Wendy tasted the wine in her mouth with a look of enjoyment. A pair of dog ears grew on his head, and the dog's tail behind him was wagging to please Populus euphratica.

Tevalin in the corner bit his handkerchief, tears of pain falling from his mouth: (╥w╥`) Barbatos is mine! be mine!

"Ying, this Fengshen is hopeless. Let's go."

Ying only said two words, which immediately made Paimon change his mind: "Mora."

Paimon's body burned with the flame called fighting spirit: "Ying, catch the Wind God! We must carry the Wind God back to Mondstadt!"

Hu Yang rubbed Wendy the dog's head with one hand and held the wine bottle with the other. He looked at the two uninvited guests arrogantly: "What? Do you want to fight? I'll accompany you."

Ying took the edgeless sword that Mora had just bought after saving food and money in the past few days, and got into a fighting posture.

Hu Yang said aggrievedly to Wendy the puppy: "Little Wendy, someone wants to bully me, and they won't let me give you a drink."

Wendy Lingli's eyes looked at Ying, and she growled lowly in her throat: "Ho--"

"The decision is yours! Go Wendy!"

"Woof woof!!"

Before Ying could see clearly, she felt pain in her wrist.

She looked at her wrist and stared at Wendy with big eyes.

Ying (?o﹏o?)——→?????(＞д＜;)?????

"I'm not playing anymore!!!"

Ying swung her arms and ran outside.

"Ying! Wait for me!" Paimon hurriedly chased after him.

She ran all the way until Wendy the dog ran to Mondstadt and bit her arm, only to be thrown away by her.

Devil's Castle

Hu Yang looked at the open door in confusion.

quite a while

A cry echoed through the Whispering Forest: "Wendy!!!!"

The glowing red gaze was cast on the melon-eater Tevarin.

Tevarin shivered in the corner: "You...what are you going to do?!"

Populus euphratica came closer step by step like a zombie, still muttering: "The dog has run away, the dog has run away..."

"Woof woof?" Tevalin called twice tentatively.

Hu Yang stopped.

"Woof woof!! Woof woof!!"

A hand was stretched out, and Tevalin was sweating profusely.

He put his hand on it and patted it: "Be good, dog. Don't run away with outsiders again."

"Woof woof!" Tevalin (T ^ T), he has lost Barbatos and sold himself.

……

Mondstadt

Ying and Paimon received a large bonus for rescuing the Wind God, and the two became heroes of Mondstadt. The villagers of Mondstadt also built statues of the two at the gate of Mondstadt.

Mondstadt town gate

Paimon and Ying looked at each other in confusion as they looked at the abstract sculpture in front of them.

Amber on the side defended: "Funds are limited, so don't mind. If you are not satisfied, you can modify it with Gamorla."

"No need." Ying covered her newly bulging little wallet.

[Chapter One, Strange Visitor]

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