I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Wangshu Inn.

Mandrill sighed: "This foreign thing is very dangerous."

"Well, it has the power to understand all information. In terms of universal rationality..."

Zhong Li squinted his eyes and held tightly his gold mobile phone specially provided by the old man.

Emperor...

Mandrill was a little moved.

For thousands of years, the gods in front of us are like towering mountains, scorning everything, standing with rock spears, suppressing thousands of monsters and not daring to invade.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the supreme god frowned. Was the emperor also afraid?

Mandrill pondered for a moment, perhaps the emperor was old, and the old high spirits were worn away by the rules.

At this time, you should be comforted, right?

Mandrill was not sure, but he still mustered up the courage to speak: "It's okay, Emperor. You are already very..."

"The bills I owe today can no longer be sent to the Hall of Purity... I feel a little tired."

"...Huh?" Mandrill's head was filled with questions.

Zhongli raised his head and glanced at him: "By the way, do you have any money?"

elf:"……"

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In the live broadcast, the advertisement for Hutao carrying the coffin ended. Although the content was a bit exaggerated, the words "Palace of Rebirth" were spread throughout Teyvat.

The familiar picture unfolded and finally got to the point. Under the misty clouds, dozens of Qiuqiu people holding torches rushed toward us.

The target is Qiqi, who has been practicing for two and a half months.

There was no one else around her, and the audience immediately sweated. Is an accident finally going to happen?

However, in the picture, Qi Qi just flicked his thumb, and the Divine Sword of Dawn came out of its sheath with a clang, and a burst of light burst out.

"Sword out!"

Qiqi shouted, and then rushed forward, her small figure looking very elegant.

The face-to-face attack was a series of more than ten steps of front-stepping and slashing. The Qiuqiu people were trampled around, and they were crowded around and a large area was created.

I saw Qiqi clang and slash sideways, and then give way and kick again.

He turned around and punched deliberately with a loud bang, and finally the flying feathers filled the sky, killing all the bullshit!

[Sun Yu: Damn it! Plug-in! 】

[Xiao Queer: Brother Yu, what is a plug-in? 】

[Kui Dao Chen: This is a term left by the last generation of leaders of our Guhua sect. It is simple and practical, but I still prefer the other one - awesome! 】

[Xingqiu: I didn’t expect that Qiqi actually succeeded in learning? 】

[Mandrill: I remember she was not like this at that time...]

[Little Four: Appeared, appeared, the scene was weird! Ha ha. 】

[Aaron: To be honest, I was there at the time, and I was the torch. 】

[Tie Zi: Then I’m here too, I’m a sword! 】

[Xiao Si: Well, I can see that you are indeed a sword. 】

Just as everyone held their breath and marveled at Qiqi's swordsmanship, a prompt appeared on the screen - the above were all the contents of Qiqi's imagination.

Everyone:...

Qiqi was actually lying down among the flowers, soundly asleep, and her sword was thrown into the puddle.

There was a big bubble on her head, and inside it was the scene of the battle just now.

Next to him, Gu Hua walked over.

He shook Qiqi's shoulders: "Qiqi! Qiqi, wake up!"

"Ah...? What happened?" Qiqi asked, rubbing her eyes.

Gu Hua chuckled: "Oh, it's okay, get up and go back to sleep."

"???"

Qiqi bit her lip, her eyes became redder and redder, and her cheeks became more and more bulging, as if she was brewing something.

[Keli: It’s a summoning technique! 】

[Kaia: What summoning technique? 】

[Fischer: Oz? translate! 】

Oz: "Miss, I won't make it!"

The audience was confused, but Gu Hua inside seemed to be in danger. He quickly knelt down and touched Qi Qi's head and squeezed his shoulders.

He shouted urgently: "Senior brother, you are joking, you are joking, please stop talking!!"

However, it was too late.

Qiqi squeezed out tears and shouted loudly: "Master, senior brother is bullying me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the ground began to tremble.

A black shadow dragged closer from a distance, and a pair of glowing eyes made Gu Hua tremble with fear.

In an instant, Bai Xun was in front of him and lifted up Gu Hua's collar!

"Oooh! Yohoho! Ah!"

Under the pressure of the burning pain, Gu Hua vented his emotions from the bottom of his heart.

After kowtowing and acknowledging his mistake, Qiqi rode on Gu Hua's neck to practice his sword.

In the woods, Qiqi held the sword with both hands.

Every pick and every prick is filled with the beauty of zero lethality.

From time to time, people from Qiuqiu saw her going up the mountain to steal wild fruits, and they couldn't help but want to go up and teach her a few tricks.

But even though his talent was right in front of him, Bai Xun still asked Qi Qi to learn the sword technique completely.

That night.

Bai Xun called Gu Hua into the room alone again.

He sighed slightly: "You must take good care of Qiqi from now on."

"Master, are you going to die?"

Gu Hua's eyes widened, he knelt down, hugged Bai Xun and began to wipe his nose.

"Go away! You are about to die. I will not die even if the emperor dies!"

Bai Xun flew up with a kick, and Gu Hua also cooperated and fell beside him.

"Master, even if you are the emperor's number one kid, you can't say this nonsense."

Bai Xun disagreed: "So what? In five hundred years, he will be a retired old baby, and he has nothing to be afraid of. I am the eternal and unchangeable eternity! Do you understand?"

*

boom.

Zhongli, who was outside the screen, "accidentally" crushed the cup.

Mandrill was secretly shocked when he saw this, and the emperor was angry. This is a rare sight in a thousand years!

The shopkeeper Huai'an came over at this time: "Oh, it's broken? This cup is worth 3000 molas."

Zhongli's hands froze! My heart dropped!

Mandrill waved his hands repeatedly: "Charge it to my account."

*

Bai Xun stopped talking nonsense to Gu Hua and took out a few drawn talisman papers with his backhand.

"There is a calamity in Qiqi's life that cannot be avoided. Although the master can cast a few spells to make it easy for her, some things are irreversible."

Gu Hua also became serious: "If it is a junior sister, I will be responsible! Master, you can go with peace of mind!"

Boom! Bai Xun's fierce light flashed.

"Ouch! Master, you can't do it there! Ouch!"

Just listen to Gu Hua's call, but don't see the picture.

If there were children in the audience, their ears were covered by adults.

Oral instruction: "This is not suitable for children, don't listen."

-

A few days passed in the blink of an eye.

In addition to practicing swordsmanship, Bai Xun also began to teach Qiqi some pharmacological knowledge.

Especially distinguishing various medicinal materials.

Qiqi is very smart, at least now, and has an almost photographic memory.

She clicked and recognized: "Glass bag! Ice mint! Sweet flower! Little Qingxin! Big coconut sheep!"

"Ok?"

Where Qi Qi pointed, there stood a fat girl with a horn on her head.

"Your apprentice is quite cute." Gan Yulu smiled timidly.

Seeing the visitor, Bai Xun quickly patted his butt and stood up, and replied elegantly: "Miss Gan Yu is also very cute."

"Eh?"

There was a blush on Gan Yu's face. She was born with a "shy" constitution and could not stop others' compliments.

"It's a pity that I'm just a little fatter."

click -

Gan Yu froze, and the word "fat" shattered her dream of a graceful girl.

"But you are lucky. I have the latest research on quick-acting weight loss tea here. It is a pure Chinese herbal formula. If you insist on it for three months, you will be slim again!"

"Clang!"

Bai Xun took out a beautifully packaged box and said, "It only costs 50,000 molas."

Gan Yu:......

*

Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun said: "Our Gan Yu just looks easy to deceive, but he is actually very shrewd. This kind of thing is so fake."

*

Just as Zhenjun said, Gan Yu has cultivated for thousands of years and sleeps longer than an average human lifespan, so he refused on the spot.

"Sorry, I'm not a three-year-old kid anymore."

"That's it..."

Bai Xun touched his chin and said, "No reason to refund within seven days."

"Here's the money."

Gan Yu grabbed the box and felt like he had found a treasure.

After a few words of greeting, Gan Yu left. She would come to Bai Xun's place to play after work. In addition to conveying some necessary information, she mainly wanted to see if he was dead.

If he dies, the immortals can take back this piece of paradise.

This was what Bai Xun got from several immortal kings when he first arrived, crying, making trouble, and hanging himself.

Gan Yu waved his hand: "Then I'm leaving. Also, regarding your application for the title of 'Monkey King', the Great Sage of Conquering Demons does not agree."

"Hey, fairy sister, walk slowly!"

Looking at Gan Yu's plump back, Gu Hua drooled.

"Master, is your medicine real?"

Qiqi stuck her head out curiously.

"more or less."

Bai Xun touched her head and said, "The sweet flower has deteriorated, and the variant is extremely cold and pure. If you eat more and move around more, you will soon become thinner.

Don't worry, Miss Gan Yu is an immortal, she will be fine even if she eats Qiuqiu people alive. "