Another day, a dark cloud came over the clear sky, and dark shadows moved on the silent Wuwanpo.

Among the fairy mountains, there are flying cranes spreading their wings, and stags riding on the clouds.

Seeing this scene, the immortals in Liyue outside the screen frowned.

Naturally, several True Lords still have fresh memories. It was a sign of turmoil among the demons, and it was the beginning of a war between immortals and demons that was lost in the long river of history.

-

The bleak autumn wind blew through the mountain gate. Qi Qi, wearing a bun and sportswear with tightened cuffs, stood on tiptoes and carved the last stroke of the word "正" on the doorpost.

It has been two and a half months since Qiqi joined Pineapple Pie.

This magical length of time is enough for a person to complete a small transformation.

The three masters and disciples looked at the black clouds in the distance, thinking deeply.

After a while, Bai Xun said, "Qiqi, do you think I treat you well?"

Dengdeng!

Gu Hua was shocked, what is this? Why would the head master ask such a question to the junior sister?

Sure enough, the little junior sister's catastrophe is approaching, and the master's so-called eighth achievement of overcoming the tribulation is to exchange life for life.

And these are the last words! Head Master~

Qiqi sniffed and said, "Master, you are very kind to Qiqi...but it would be better if you could stop hugging me to block the wind."

"It's okay! I'll do it!"

Gu Hua suddenly sobbed and stood in front of the two of them, his solid back blocking the rustling autumn wind.

He turned back, and the tough man's tender eyes were full of words: Master, if you want to die, please die in peace. At this time of year, I will burn enough for you. When you get to the bottom, you will be Morax.

Bai Xun and Qiqi just showed disgusted expressions.

As the days passed, the dark clouds in the sky gradually spread.

Bai Xun is going to take Qiqi down the mountain to practice.

With a wave of his hands, the master and the apprentice disappeared far away from the mountain gate, holding hands with each other.

Gu Hua waved from a distance: "I'm not in Qiqi, so I have to listen to the head master. Wuwu...did you hear that? Don't make him angry, and talk to him more."

"I heard that, don't let Master fart, and practice fighting with him more often!"

Qiqi's voice echoed in the mountains.

On the way down the mountain, Qiqi happily stepped into puddles and caught butterflies.

He looks very confident!

Perhaps he has become one with the Dawn Divine Sword Human Sword mentally?

Like a freshly graduated college student, he has some skills, but not much. Although it looks like a high value, it is actually very cheap.

In this regard, Bai Xun expressed that he was very anxious.

"Qiqi, do you still remember the survival rules that master taught you?"

Qiqi turned her head and smiled: "Remember, if you want to live a decent life, keep the liberal arts and sciences in mind; when you are in trouble, draw your sword and stand up to the other side to reason!"

[Xinhai: This means "cultivate yourself in both civil and martial arts, and be courteous first and then use force in foreign affairs". Not only should you strengthen yourself, but you should also be diplomatic and have a bottom line. 】

[Xingqiu: It makes sense. Even in martial arts novels, this is the standard character design of a decent chivalrous person. 】

[Arataki Yito: Is it so complicated? Doesn't it mean "if you can't argue, just start doing it"? 】

-

The discussion was still going on in the barrage, but the master and apprentice in the screen were already drifting away.

The calmness at the foot of the mountain is no longer the same as it was a few months ago. With the surging tide of monsters, many places are filled with evil spirits.

Although it can't compare to the destruction of life, landslides and sea flooding like the Demon God War a thousand years ago. But it’s also deplorable.

In the forest where the wind passed through, green light swept across from time to time, and there was a Yaksha, who tirelessly protected the party.

In addition to catching traces of monsters, those cold eyes also inevitably noticed the dazzling Qi Qi and Bai Xun.

The two came to a Qiuqiu camp.

Qiqi touched her belly and stared at the steaming cooking pot with glowing eyes: "Master, I'm hungry!"

"..."

Bai Xun sighed and glanced away, "Qiuqiu people are human beings too. Life is not easy. Remember to be reasonable!"

After that, he pushed Qiqi to the outside of the grass alone.

(??w??)??: "Come on, Qiqi! My teacher is with you!"

"nmsl!"

Shuiqiuqiu Shaman, who had the best eyesight, suddenly became furious and shouted!

In an instant, three or five Qiuqiu people jumped up and circled alertly around Qiqi.

"what?"

Qi Qi responded and glanced behind her. Bai Xun nodded resolutely to express encouragement.

Taking a deep breath, Qi Qi encouraged herself in a low voice: "If you want to live a decent life, remember the liberal arts and sciences in your heart; when you are in trouble, draw your sword and stand up to the other side to reason!!! Qi Qi, you can do it!"

Qiuqiu No. 1: "Yo mimi beru si? (What are you doing here?)"

[Albedo: In terms of universal rationality, there is no way to "be polite first and then attack" if you are unable to understand the language. 】

[Zhongli: Yipu...well, indeed. 】

The wind blew the leaves and rolled them across the field.

Qiqi pouted her lips and walked up shyly.

The Qiuqiu people were immediately startled. The archers began to set up their bows and torches. The Qiuqiu people started to light fires. The Shuiqiuqiu shaman quickly rained down rain, but the torches were extinguished.

But this does not affect their absolute advantage over a little human loli!

Qiqi took a deep breath and said: "Olah, Mi muhe mosi mita (Hello, I want to eat meat too.)."

Torch Qiuqiu Man (repeatedly lighting the torch): "Mimi biat ye! (I'll fucking kill you!)"

[Baizhu:! ! ! 】

【Yura:! ! ! 】

[Yatae Shenzi:! ! ! 】

[Tinari:! ? ! ? ! 】

[Dadalia:? ? ? 】

Qiqi pursed her lips and said: "Buka... mita nye, guru-guru... (stomach is growling)"

Qiuqiu No. 2 picked up a pebble and said: "Yeye mosi gusha! (Dreaming? Go home and eat grass!)"

After saying that, Shuiqiuqiu Shaman began to dance, and blue light emitted from his scepter.

"Lata movo mimi Unu (O water, give me strength!)"

It was expected that the other party would not cooperate. Qiqi thought for a moment and hurriedly pulled out the Divine Sword of Dawn!

Ding!

Under the illumination of the morning sun, this sword looks particularly dazzling, as bright as a star! The sound of the sword seemed to shake the opponent's bones.

Of course, it's just as if.

Whoops, the sword was placed on the neck of a Qiuqiu man!

Qiqi pointed at the meat in the pot and shook the sword in his hand.

The meaning is very clear: Qiqi, I am very reasonable. I will share half of the meat you cook, otherwise I will chop it! If we cooperate well, we will still be good friends.

For the sake of his companion Qiu Sheng, who was not growing up, Qiu Qiu No. 1 quickly took out a piece of meat from the pot and handed it over respectfully.

He shouted directly: "Yaya ika! Mani ye! (Forget your cheating, I'll give it to you!)"

[Ella Musk: Her proficiency in Chinese language is actually better than mine! ah! ! 】

[Diluc: Heh, 6. 】

[Tinari: Is this the power of knowledge? 】

[Xinhai: I'm a bit... I can't keep up with my thinking. What did Qiqi learn from that person? 】

[Wulang: Why does he know Qiuqiu Renyu? Oh~ He must be a monster turned into a Qiuqiu man, right? 】

[Qi Liangliang: ...You understand monsters. 】

The barrage was a heated discussion.

Qiqi happily tore off the meat and stuffed it into her mouth.

Only in the picture, Bai Xun is quietly making secrets in the corner, and a strange spell gradually appears on a piece of talisman paper: public class qiqi {...

... }

Zhongli's eyes were sharp and he quickly noticed something.

He frowned slightly, vaguely remembering that Bai Xun once told him that this spell had a very long name: Computer Science and Technology - Software Engineering - Genshin Impact Java!

It was so mysterious that even Zhongli exclaimed after hearing it: "Such a logically complicated spell, even a rock would explode if it heard it!"

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