I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Waves lapped against the hull.

Dadalia walked out and saw Bai Xun leaning on the fence talking and laughing with a Ying magician from a distance.

Bastard, those are my men, don't mess around.

-

The other party was still a unique magician with dual cultivation of ice and thunder. She said with an attentive look on her face:

"Master, your skin is so good, do you have any secret recipe?"

"Hey~ we are brothers and sisters when we go out. Remove the word 'adult', otherwise it will sound like there will be more points."

Bai Xun waved his hand.

Warlock Ying's face turned red, he lowered his brows and pinched the corner of his skirt and said sharply: "Master...man."

Uh, I'm not ashamed. Dadalia shook her head and held her forehead with one hand. Tonya must not hang herself on a tree with such a crooked neck.

In the blink of an eye, Bai Xun had already started checking his household registration.

"What's your name? The child from that family?"

"Master, my name is Roxanne. I have been training with the Fools since I was very young."

"Yeah, okay Roxanne."

Bai Xun nodded and looked into the distance, "Listen to my brother, stop being obsessed with beauty. You must be positive, study hard, train yourself, and serve the country."

"But..." Roxanne looked up, but was blocked by Bai Xun who turned around and pointed his finger.

"Rat, rat, my duck, I love beautiful girls who study hard. They are like the most beautiful flowers in the grass. Who wouldn't love them?"

"Well!"

Roxanne covered her mouth, her eyes widened with excitement, "Is what the master said true?"

Bai Xun cast a "sincere" look: "Of course it's true. I have a "Teacher's Guide" here. You can take it and memorize it. Remember, you must be educated and not like some people who just think about finding people to fight all day long. .”

Dadalia: He's not talking about me, is he? Well, probably not, I am also very educated.

Taking the book and holding it in her arms, Roxanne felt like she had found a treasure.

After all, Bai Xun's status in the hearts of women under 40 years old in Winter Kingdom is second only to the Queen.

"Master, thank you, I understand! I will definitely study hard and become a literate person, and I will definitely make you... like me."

After bowing several times, Roxanne blushed and ran away, probably to find a quiet study environment.

Only then did Dadalia step forward.

"We will reach Liyue after crossing Daoji. You should focus on the Queen's mission. At the very least... don't harm our most loyal warriors in Zhidong."

That’s what he said, but when has the other party ever heard of it? Dadalia sighed.

Bai Xun nodded strangely:

"Indeed, I'd better do something serious."

"Drink~I'll wake up!"

"Well, thank you sir for reminding me. After all, the Queen's important things are our important things."

Bai Xun was filled with emotion, and he took out a pen and paper and started sketching, "When I fly the pigeon to pass the message, cooperate inside and outside, and capture Yuheng alive, the Seven Stars will definitely not underestimate us."

"Hey, don't go, young master. The plan can be discussed again. It's hard, but there's also soft. I'll sacrifice my beauty without any regrets."

At the corner, the young master left in tears. Was this his plan for the Queen? He is obviously coveting other people's bodies, he is despicable.

Ugh.

Bai Xun shook his head silently, revealing a hint of sadness that his talent was not appreciated.

Young Master really misunderstood him. Hundreds of simulations are like hundreds of reincarnations of life.

He had already tasted all kinds of things, and now his heart felt calm.

Women are just passing smoke, not worth mentioning at all. Of course, except for those with white hair, those who can dance, those who are naturally stupid, those who use swords, and those who have been in the card pool, that's all.

-

In the blink of an eye, the scorching sun has reached the top of the head, and the continent of Teyvat instantly ushered in a short but precious lunch break.

The old farmer sat on the field ridge.

The dock workers gathered in the teahouse.

Except for some Qianyan troops who were still chasing the Qiuqiu people, everything stopped.

It's rare to be so unified, but people from different countries are doing the same thing at this time - taking out their mobile phones to watch the show.

Everything is in harmony.

Yelan stopped and found a cool corner: "The show has started. Let's continue skipping work today."

Hutao sat under the eaves. Although Qiqi in the sack had not been tied yet, the two of them chose to watch the live broadcast first.

This kind of tacit understanding was cultivated by them without knowing when.

If you don't bury it, I won't give up. After watching the live broadcast, we will each rely on our own abilities.

*

[The final scene of "How is a Sword Master made?" will be played soon. 】

Everyone is looking forward to it.

However, the scene that unfolds is not the mist-shrouded mountains, and there is no figure of Qiqi practicing swordsmanship.

Instead, a small group of people were surrounding a barefoot little girl.

Sort of like kindergarten bullying.

There was a green figure among them. He played the piano and suddenly a strong wind blew.

[Qin: Lord Barbatos, God of Wind! 】

[Barbara: It’s really Lord Barbatos! 】

The people of Mondstadt chanted that the name "Barbatos" is not only sacred, but also as ethereal as the wind,

Many people see their gods for the first time in most of their lives (the bard on the roadside or something, what does Barbatos, the wind god, have to do with it?)

Unlike the rock god next door who appears once a year, the rice wife on the other side of the sea is also guarded by the thunder and lightning general.

The only people who can resonate with it are probably the people of Xumi. They don't even know that their god is less than 1.2 meters tall, barely taller than a toilet.

Zhong Li took a sip of tea and shook his head with a smile: "The situation doesn't seem to be good."

"Why did the emperor say this?"

Mandrill sat beside him and didn't feel inappropriate about the Fengshen in the picture, and was even a little friendly.

"Just wait and see."

Zhongli woke up with a word, and Mandrill turned his attention to the other people in the picture, and was suddenly shocked.

The strong wind rolled up the dark clouds.

The team lineup behind Barbatos is quite luxurious.

The King of the Rock carrying a big sword, Balzebu with ten skewers of three-color dumplings in his mouth, the Great Ci Tree King with his baby, the Ice and Fire Man of the Forest, Fukalos paddling the water,,,

Unexpectedly, Barbatos turned out to be the most serious one.

Bai Xun frowned, this scene obviously couldn't be true.

The other party is just a helpless little loli. She just wants to live. What's wrong with her? He was actually bullied by the Seven Gods!

"Xiao Tongzi, what's going on?"

"Brother, it's just a simulated picture after loading character information using World Tree. The other party's system has very high permissions. You can simulate and fabricate anyone's picture if you want."

"That's it."

Bai Xun thought thoughtfully and snapped his fingers, "Hey, let me ask if it can be customized by Ayaka Kamisato?

It's the kind that has a simple plot, a single scene, and few lines, so it won't consume much computing power. "

System: "If you ask, it will let you crawl."

Bai Xun:......

*

Does this have anything to do with the story of the first two acts?

Although they were confused, not many people raised questions and just watched silently.

Barbatos raised his arms and shouted: "Little sister from outside, your journey ends here."

"Don't come here."

The little sister shook her head in fear, unfamiliar with everything around her.

The seven gods gathered around, all arrogant.

Balzebul was about to take action, but was stopped by Morax.

"let me."

He took off his golden hood, stepped forward and bent over, "How old are you? Are you still so shy? I think you don't understand at all."

[Keqing: (#?Д?) No, the emperor is not like this. 】

[Mandrill: I...testify. 】

People from other countries also began to argue that their supreme gods would never be like this.

This is rumor and slander!

Only Yae Shenzi smiled as he looked at the figure showing off the three-color dumplings in the picture.

[Yae Kamiko: I testify that our Inazuma gods are like this. 】

Under the power of the Seven Gods, the barefooted little sister was extremely frightened.

Seeing wind, rain, thunder and lightning, flying sand and rocks, the scene was once chaotic.

She could only close her eyes tightly and yelled: "Help me, Mr. Schwaro!"

"Danger, defense!"

The nearly five-meter-high gray mechanical body fell. Its huge body resisted all damage and fired a plasma cannon with its backhand.

The seven gods merged into one...

puff! !

Bai Xun spit out Baisuishan. This new system is really abstract.

Could it be the Michaelis Second Innovation System?

While everyone was shocked, the robot named Mr. Shivaro thoughtfully called for the funeral service.

Soon, the Hall of Purity rushed to the scene thousands of miles away, and after a brief salvation, the Seven Gods were packed away and taken away.

When the scene changed, it was already in the Hall of Rebirth.

Seven coffins were neatly arranged, and people were playing and singing beside them. The Knights, the Seven Stars, the Three Orders, the Order... In short, everyone was crying.

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