After becoming a god on earth, I always want to lie down

Adibala: "No way, I didn't hear the wind!"

Big Data Xiaomang: "Xiaguo's supersonic aircraft is real, but there are only two people who went, two young girls, and no one from France came to greet them."

Then two blurry photos were posted, which were probably taken from the airport waiting room. There were two blurry figures in the photos, two young girls.

Brother wants to wake up: "What? Could it be some second-generation official from Xia country? And he took the special plane of the Awakening Management Bureau? Are these second-generation officials so rampant?"

"Where did you get this photo?" someone @Big Data Xiaomang.

Big Data Xiaomang: "I have been in this forum for so long, and you actually asked me what I do? I was the first to post Yi Shen's schedule before! My job is big data analysis. I have been following Yi Shen and captured her related dynamics on the Internet. I found that the plane of Xia Guojue Administration Bureau stopped at the capital airport of France, and..."

Brother wants to wake up: "And what? Don't keep me in suspense!"

Big Data Xiaomang: "And... maybe... maybe... Yishen went to see the Magic Dancing Show..."

His words instantly ignited the entire post.

Adibala: "Magic Dancing Boys Show? What is that? Why do you say that?"

Someone posted the introduction of the Magic Gigolo Show below.

Meet Her: "This is a foreign reality show dance program that focuses on showing the charm of male dance. It includes striptease performances with different themes, such as uniform theme, suit theme, white shirt or T-shirt jeans theme, and various singing and dancing performances, such as piano, guitar singing, etc. Performers usually dance together in clothes with different themes, and then gradually take off or tear clothes; there are also individual performances and duets, as well as audience interaction."

Desire to get rich overnight: "Isn't this just a male version of striptease?"

The Right Protector of the Yishen Cult: "@Big Data Xiaomang, what evidence do you have? Be careful or I will sue you for spreading rumors!"

Yishen Cult's minions: "@Big Data Xiaomang, are you crazy? Do you know the consequences of spreading rumors? Yishen is so busy, how can he have time to watch a striptease?"

Sweet Puff: "Why are you so excited? Even if she really went to see it, it's nothing. She works so hard, what's wrong with relaxing? If this news is true, I think she is quite human. After all, her image before was too sacred, she didn't look like a human at all."

My dream lover: "Yes, yes, I've seen the Magic Dancing Show online. Isn't it just a few muscular men dancing shirtless on the stage? The various dances in domestic nightclubs are much more extensive than this. What's the big deal?"

Xia Chong said nothing: "Perhaps they regard the Goddess of Clothes as Joan of Arc or some otherworldly goddess. Once the Goddess of Clothes deviates from their imagination, they feel cheated [pout]"

Xunmeng Yiyi: "Send the link quickly. Where did she go to watch the male dancer show? I want to run into Yishen!"

Big Data Xiaomang sent out the address, which turned out to be the one Zhang Ningning and Yang Yi went to.

Big Data Xiaomang: "It is 9:18 pm in Paris time, which is about 3 pm in Xia country time. Zhang Ningning, the awakened person of Xia country, and a girl who looks very similar to Yang Yi appeared in the audience of the Magic Dancing Male Show. Many audience members were filming the performance on the stage, and the two of them were recorded..."

Xun Meng Yi Yi: "Oh my god! Is she still there? I want to buy a ticket to Paris right away!"

Sweet Puff: "Another day of envying rich women [crying]"

Summer insects are silent: "Envy [shed tears] [move bricks]"

Yishen Cult minion: "No, this doesn't prove it's her, does it? First of all, the camera is blurry, and secondly, her face doesn't look like her!"

Adibala: "As everyone knows, the Clothes God can change his expression [smile]. I think his body shape is indeed a bit similar, with the same slim figure and similar proportions, hmm..."

The Right Protector of the Yishen Cult: "This doesn't prove anything! There are many people like this in the world..."

Xia Chong said nothing: "Oh~ Is this the only faith you Yishen followers have? Once the god in your mind doesn't meet your standards, will your defense be broken?"

The left protector of the Yishen Cult said: "Who's defense is broken? If she likes muscular men dancing, I will go to the gym tomorrow to sign up for a dance class! I will crush you to death!"

The Yishen Cult's minions: "This is not a question of whether the defense can be broken or not, but this guess itself is outrageous, okay?!"

It can be said that the whole world is paying attention to Yang Yi's every move, not to mention these ordinary fan forums. Various countries and organizations have more complete data analysis systems. As soon as the Awakening Bureau's supersonic aircraft stopped at Paris International Airport, Yang Yi's figure had been monitored by various organizations.

And because of her carelessness - or perhaps she didn't care - only the shape of her face changed, and the proportion of her body didn't change at all, so it was easy to analyze that it was indeed her.

Soon, various videos of her accidentally recorded in the audience were intercepted and edited into one video by someone, which was posted on the Internet's largest video site, instantly setting the entire network on fire.

"The God of the World Changes His Appearance and Appears at a Male Striptease Show!"

"After 75 hours of non-stop killing of alien creatures, Yang Yi watched a striptease for excitement!"

"Interview with the God of the World Interactive Dancer: I still can't believe it, I feel so honored!"

“Is Superwoman ignoring men’s rights by watching men strip?”

"Alien creatures continue to run rampant around the world, but the first awakener has appeared in a place of entertainment!"

"The end of the world is coming, the world has lost 7 million people, and the savior who carries the hope of all mankind is watching a striptease!"

……

Various news headlines emerge in an endless stream, some are full of criticism, some are for the purpose of attracting attention, some are allegorical, some are innuendos, and some are simply just for traffic.

It is worth mentioning that the male dancer with long golden hair who interacted with Yang Yi during the performance became famous overnight and was invited to be a guest on a famous French evening entertainment show. The ratings of this show that night also reached an all-time high.

During the show, Ryan appeared to the screams and cheers of the audience. He had loose blond hair and wore a suit with a loose shirt and tie, similar to his stage performance that day. Coupled with his dancer's unique elegance, he attracted the attention of all the female audience as soon as he appeared.

Host: "Ryan, how does it feel to become famous overnight?"

Ryan thought for a moment: "It feels like a dream."

Host: "Let's talk about it. What happened that day? Did you recognize her?"

Ryan: "No. I just danced like usual and interacted with the audience, you know, that's my job..."

Everyone laughed.

Host: "Oh~ You know, this is not what we want to hear. What was the situation like? Did you speak?"

Ryan: "When I walked into the audience, the girl next to her shouted at me, so I walked over. Her friend told me that it was her first time here, and asked me to give her some shock..."

Before he finished speaking, the audience began to whistle excitedly, and someone shouted: "Good job, I like friends like this!"

After the audience quieted down, Ryan continued, "She shrank into her seat. I guess she might be a little shy..."

A picture flashed on the big screen behind him. In the shaking camera, neon lights flickered, background music was accompanied by people's screams, and Ryan twisted his waist and danced on a girl's legs, and also did some hip-thrusting movements.

This clip is taken from the most viewed video on the Internet right now.

Ryan spread his hands: "Yes, that was the situation at the time!"

The host laughed: "Oh my God, she almost shrank into her chair! You scared her!"

Ryan: "Yes, maybe in her eyes, I am much scarier than a monster, so she has been avoiding me!"

The audience laughed. A god who was usually high and mighty suddenly became like a human being and felt awkward and at a loss. This seemed to be very funny and made people feel closer to her.

The host looked at the rising ratings on the computer and perked up: "Then what? Why did you carry her to the stage?"

Ryan: "You know, her reaction was so cute... Most of the girls who come here are very bold, but she was too conservative, so I wanted to tease her, so I decided to carry her to the stage to continue the interaction..."

"Oh——" the audience became even more excited.

Ryan: "I think she might have been tricked by her friends. I was dancing in front of her and trying my best to seduce her, but she looked confused and didn't know what she was doing. Oh my god, you should have seen her expression at that time... It was so cute!"

There was laughter in the studio.

Host: "Did she touch you?"

Ryan: "Yes. Her reaction almost made me doubt my own charm, so I took her hand and stroked my waist and abdominal muscles... She kept trying to pull her hand back, and I had to work hard..."