After becoming a god on earth, I always want to lie down

Xia State Council press conference.

After a question-and-answer session about the results of alien biological governance around the world, a white reporter stood up impatiently and asked excitedly:

"According to reports, Yang Yi went to the Magic Dancing Show yesterday to watch the performance? What does Xiaguo think about this?"

There was a commotion in the conference hall, and everyone became more excited, pointing their cameras at the speaker on the stage.

As we all know, the Xia Kingdom has always had very strict prohibitions on "pornography, gambling and drugs". Any public figure who is involved in any of these three will be cursed and abandoned from top to bottom.

In the United States, striptease performances are considered an illegal activity. According to the laws of the United States, pornographic and obscene performances are prohibited, and striptease often involves these elements.

Once upon a time, a female star from the entertainment industry of Xia Country went to France with great fanfare to watch a female striptease show. Later, this person disappeared from the entertainment industry. This shows the attitude of Xia Country towards such incidents.

Yang Yi's watching of the male dancer show this time just happened to put her in the crosshairs, giving these foreign journalists a handle. If the Xia country handled the matter unfairly, it would surely cause a public outcry.

The spokesperson of the State Council Information Office smiled and said, "We are investigating this matter. Currently, there is no evidence to prove that the person in the video is Yang Yi. After the investigation is complete, we will announce the results to everyone."

Oh, he's not going to admit it. The reporters looked at each other in bewilderment.

The appearance of the person in the video is indeed very different from Yang Yi. Although many organizations and individuals have compared the body proportions of the person in the video and Yang Yi, and the data is detailed, and it is well known that Yang Yi can change his appearance, everyone believes that this is Yang Yi. But they have no evidence after all.

An Israeli reporter stood up, looked around, and asked in fluent Chinese:

"With Yang Yi's current superpowers, people even regard her as 'the only god in the world'. Does her watching the striptease this time mean that she is ignoring human rights and treating others as playthings to satisfy her own selfish desires? If she has more excessive demands, I'm afraid all of humanity will be powerless to resist? How will humanity cope with it then?"

The alarmist and hateful remarks made the spokesperson of the State Council Information Office frown slightly. He straightened his face and reiterated: "There is currently no evidence to prove that the person in the video is Yang Yi. We are investigating this matter. Your accusation is premature."

A Canadian reporter stood up and asked, "Excuse me, do we humans need a morally flawed God? Especially if this God really exists?

"Yang Yi became famous after a battle at the beach. Now she has gained great status and reputation by relying on her own strength. Her every word and action has attracted the attention of the whole world. Her behavior will have a profound impact on people all over the world. The image and values ​​she represents will be imitated by young people all over the world and will cause a trend among all mankind. I know that you don't admit that it was Yang Yi who watched the striptease performance. I mean, if it was indeed her, should she be responsible for her behavior?"

State Council Information Office spokesperson: "We don't answer hypothetical questions. Next."

A reporter from Aka stood up and stared at the spokesperson of the State Council Information Office. "As we all know, Yang Yi's ability now exceeds that of all awakened people. Just like her title - God on Earth. Does Xia Country have the ability to restrict her, make her bear due responsibilities, and make her consistent in morality and law?"

The Akha journalist did not dwell on the striptease incident, but went straight to the point.

For a moment, the press conference was silent.

The spokesperson of the State Council Information Office looked around quietly before slowly saying, "Comrade Yang Yi has been conscientious and dedicated since he started working. He has never slacked off and almost sacrificed himself for mankind several times.

"There is a saying in the West that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Comrade Yang Yi has always been consistent with this saying. Certain countries and organizations should not speculate about things that have never happened without reason, and should not make a fuss about trivial matters and exaggerate.

"Here we remind everyone that Comrade Yang Yi is a human being, not a saint as some people say, nor a so-called god. A writer in our country once said: A soldier with flaws is still a soldier after all, and a perfect fly is still just a fly after all. I hope everyone will encourage each other."

While the press conference was being held, a small disturbance was also occurring in an office of the Awareness Management Bureau.

"I asked you to take her out to relax, not to see a striptease!" Director Zhou banged on the table. "She watched it, and someone else took a picture of it! Now the whole world is talking about it, and you...you..."

Zhang Ningning bowed her head and admitted her fault, "Director, it's my fault! I just wanted her to know that there is more than one big tree in this colorful world, there are thousands of forests waiting for her to visit! Look... isn't she having a lot of fun..."

He swallowed the last sentence under Director Zhou's gaze.

"Have you ever thought about the consequences? Have you ever thought about the impact of this incident on public opinion? You have put us in a passive position in the entire public opinion field!" Director Zhou waved his hand tiredly, "Go! Write a 10,000-word self-criticism!"

Zhang Ningning wanted to say something else, but finally shut up and walked out of the office.

As soon as I went out, I met Feng Liancheng.

"Oh, you look so sad," Feng Liancheng said with a smile, "What kind of punishment is that?"

"Write a self-criticism, a full ten thousand words!" Zhang Ningning wanted to cry but had no tears.

"That's it?" Feng Liancheng raised his eyebrows. "You've caused such a big mess, and you just need to write a self-criticism? Director Zhou is going too far..."

"I have completed the task successfully. It would be fine if I don't get any reward, but why do I have to write a self-criticism..." Zhang Ningning muttered.

"If it weren't for Yang Yi's sake, Director Zhou would definitely not let him go so easily."

"Hehe, I knew it, otherwise I wouldn't dare to do it!" Zhang Ningning rolled her eyes, "I'm just an accomplice, where is the principal offender? I have to go and cry to her, so that she knows how much effort I put in for her!"

"I went to the Interstellar Immigration Research Institute."

"She's working right after she came back? Why does she love working so much? She's born with a holy body..." Zhang Ningning complained.

"Maybe when you're busy, you won't have to think about anything else." Feng Liancheng said quietly.

Zhang Ningning was speechless for a moment. After a while, she hesitated and asked, "Did they really break up?"

Feng Liancheng squinted at her: "Why? You didn't ask?"

"Isn't it just to let her forget about it when I accompany her to relax? It's better to avoid it than to do so. How dare I ask?"

"Actually, it's better if they break up. They were never suitable for each other." Feng Liancheng said softly.

"Why is it not suitable? The girl is talented and the boy is handsome, they are a perfect match! More importantly, Yi Yi is obviously in a better mood when she is with him."

"Alas, you don't understand. There is a gap between imagination and reality. From the beginning, I didn't think highly of them. I'm surprised they've been together for so long." Feng Liancheng looked at his phone. "I won't chat with you anymore. I'm going to report to Director Zhou..."

Zhang Ningning wanted to pull him aside to ask more questions, but she didn't want to disturb him at work. She was furious for a long time, feeling unfair for her idol and good friend.

But deep down in her heart, she had to admit that the two of them were indeed not suitable.