After becoming a god on earth, I always want to lie down

While talking to Zhang Ningning, the dancer on the stage took off his suit jacket while dancing and threw it casually on the stage.

The female audience members below the stage began to scream.

As the male dancers danced, they casually loosened their ties and unbuttoned their shirts one by one. As they performed intense dance moves, the outlines of their chest and abdominal muscles could be vaguely seen.

"Start taking off your clothes, start taking off your clothes!" Zhang Ningning shouted repeatedly, covering her face.

Yang Yi felt a little restless. She took a sip of her cocktail and looked around.

Everybody was very excited. They were shouting, laughing, and making noise. Some were even throwing money on the stage. Only she was hesitant when she should be enjoying life to the fullest. She got bored when she should be working hard. She felt anxious and empty when she should be resting... She was unable to find the joy of living from anything.

Chopping wood means chopping wood, carrying water means carrying water, and cooking means cooking.

You can't think about carrying water while chopping wood, or think about cooking while carrying water.

Let go of all your worries and enjoy the present moment!

Thinking this, she tried to relax her body and leaned back on the chair.

The performance on the stage was passionate and exciting. At this moment, the dancers had already taken off their suit jackets, and their ties were thrown away somewhere. Their shirts were half-undone, and their clothes were half-exposed. As they danced, their sexy scenes were revealed.

"Do you like it? This is just the opening dance. There will be more exciting ones later!" Zhang Ningning saw that she had relaxed and blinked at her.

“I think this is just right, half covered and half exposed, and knowing how to leave blank space gives it a sense of artistry. If it’s a little more exaggerated, it won’t be appreciated…” Yang Yi said with a smile, playing with the cocktail glass with one hand.

"Oh oh oh, I get it, you like the introverted type..." Zhang Ningning chuckled.

As they were talking, the opening dance ended and the dancers retreated backstage from the stairs on both sides.

The second dance was a solo by five strong men, including Spanish dance, tap dance, modern dance, and jazz dance. Finally, the guy with long golden hair named Ryan performed pole dance.

Then the five people walked off the stage and interacted with the female audience members.

Seeing the blond boy walking towards them, Yang Yi lowered his head and shrank back, while Zhang Ningning waved excitedly.

Probably because the seats they chose were the most expensive, these seats would be taken care of in every game. Seeing Zhang Ningning's gesture, Ryan really walked towards them.

Yang Yi tried to shrink back, trying his best to minimize his presence.

"Please give my sister some shock! It's her first time here!" Zhang Ningning said loudly to Ryan, then gave Yang Yi a wicked smile.

Yang Yi’s eyes went dark.

Ryan smiled generously after receiving the signal, glided over, held the back of her seat and held her in his arms.

Yang Yi froze there.

The blond boy had just finished pole dancing, and at this moment his body exuded the heat of a mixture of perfume. His muscular waist was twisting on her legs. His white shirt had only two buttons fastened, and the shirt opened and closed as he moved. The endless scenery was right before her eyes, within reach.

Some of the other female spectators had already gotten started, but Yang Yi was still pretending to be dead. Zhang Ningning was so disappointed that she wanted to teach her how to play in person.

Maybe Yang Yi’s indifference aroused Ryan’s competitive spirit. Ryan picked her up and scared Yang Yi so much that she almost attacked with her telekinesis.

"Relax! Relax! This is normal interaction!" Zhang Ningning quickly signaled to her loudly.

So, amid the cheers of the crowd, Yang Yi was carried to the stage like a princess by the blond boy. Ryan gently placed her on the chair in the center of the stage and performed a sexy and hot solo in front of her. He sat on her legs and twisted his body, and took her hand to caress his waist and abdominal muscles.

Yang Yi was completely numb, and three questions about life popped up in his mind: "Who am I?" "Where am I?" "What am I doing?"

Feeling Yang Yi's restraint, Ryan put his arms around her and whispered in her ear: "Don't be so restrained, enjoy this moment!"

He had just finished dancing, and his gentle words of consolation were accompanied by heavy breathing, which was extremely seductive.

Zhang Ningning couldn't sit still in her chair. She jumped and shouted excitedly in the audience, "Yi..." She realized something and quickly changed her words: "Honey, forget about work, you need to relax! Enjoy this moment!"

Yang Yi wanted to break through the roof and fly away from the theater immediately.

Fortunately, the interaction didn’t last long and she was returned to her seat safely.

Only after she sat back in her seat did she heave a sigh of relief and gulp down the cocktail in one breath. Under Zhang Ningning's teasing gaze, she suddenly said, "I have to tell Director Zhou what on earth you took me to do!"

Zhang Ningning was horrified, "Don't! You are repaying kindness with enmity!"

"Didn't you say Director Zhou agreed?" Yang Yi raised his eyebrows.

"He's a middle-aged man, how can he know what we young girls like? He asked me to take you out to relax and make you happy, but this is the first thing I thought of!"

Yang Yi was a little speechless, "Do you often come to places like this?"

"No, I've only been here twice. Once in Akka, once in Britain..." Zhang Ningning said embarrassedly, "I'm also very busy with my studies, okay?"

The dance that followed was just as Zhang Ningning had said, getting more and more exciting. A dancer took off all her clothes while dancing, only holding a jazz hat to cover her key parts. After seeing this scene, Yang Yi pulled Zhang Ningning away reluctantly.

"We're only halfway through the performance!" Zhang Ningning complained as she walked.

"It would be immoral to watch it again... Besides, isn't this kind of performance just a routine for men to consume women? It turns people into characters... I don't like it." Yang Yi said in a low voice, avoiding the cheering crowd.

"The dancers here all signed up on their own and were selected through layers of selection. No one forced them. They also gained fame and fortune this way! They are also sought after by many people! Look, they dance happily!" Zhang Ningning couldn't help but defend herself.

Yang Yi looked back at the noisy theater. Amid the flashing neon lights, beautiful bodies were twisting on the stage and the crowd below the stage were cheering.

She couldn't help but smile helplessly: "This world loves men. In the same industry, men can gain fame and fortune, but women can only get humiliation."

"Why do you live such a tiring life?" Zhang Ningning whispered, "We are here to spend money and enjoy ourselves, not to observe society..."

Not long after they left the theater and returned to Xia Country, people on the Internet who had been keeping an eye on Yang Yi's whereabouts suddenly discovered that Yang Yi, who had appeared in the public eye for the past 3-4 days, had disappeared.

"She finally went to rest?" Someone posted this in a Yang Yi fan forum.

Yishen's fan Yaxuetang said: "For three consecutive days, he has been fighting against alien creatures all over the world. After that, he went straight to the United Nations for a day-long meeting. Even gods can't stand this kind of work intensity!"

Meet her: "There are more than 200 alien creature incidents, and an average of more than 2 cases per hour. How many kilometers has she flown in the sky in the past three days? Has anyone calculated it?"

Bulk Love: "No need to calculate, it has probably flown around the earth more than 100 times!"

Someone posted her schedule for the past few days, which was compiled based on news reports from various places and photos and videos taken by people, with the time accurate to the second.

The Right Protector of the Yishen Cult: "Yishen, please take more rest. It hurts to see you working so hard."

The Clothes God Cult's minions: "That's right, we can't always let Clothes God solve all the problems. There are so many awakened people in the world, they can't all be incompetent!"

After a while, someone posted a picture of the airport.

"Everyone, the supersonic aircraft of the Xiaguo Awakening Administration Bureau appeared at the French Capital International Airport. Is there any cooperation between the awakened people of the two countries?"