The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

Ten minutes later.

Stinky old woman!

In the park, Miss Watson stood angrily next to the Sword in the Stone, quietly rubbing her painful buttocks while secretly cursing Aunt Saitama. The latter still put his hands behind his back and began to walk slowly around the Sword in the Stone pedestal, muttering unintelligible words in his mouth, looking like an immortal.

Stinky old woman!

Miss Watson launched an eye attack.

Ms. Yao ignored her.

Stinky old woman!

"Come here." The woman raised her hand.

"Okay okay."

Miss Watson walked over obediently, her appearance was very respectful, but her words were full of yin and yang: "Dear Ms. Yao, what are your orders?"

"Try to pull it out." Ms. Yao said expressionlessly.

"Okay okay."

Throwing the levitating cloak and the nylon belt bag containing her belongings to Aunt Saitama, Miss Watson jumped onto the stone seat and held the hilt of the sword with both hands. When she found that it was still motionless, she spread her hands towards the woman below: "Look, look, I will You said you can’t pull it out.”

"You really can't pull it out?"

Master Ancient One looked at her calmly.

After a moment of silence, Miss Watson grasped the hilt of the sword again, and her skin began to surge. Although the Sword in the Stone still showed no signs of loosening, a few snowflakes quickly drifted to his shoulders. Within half a minute, heavy snow began to fall over London, which was originally sunny. Master Gu Yi stood there, the temperature around him was almost as low as zero degrees, while people all over the park had already run away to avoid the sudden drop in temperature.

Miss Watson continued to exert force, and the extreme cold had already entered her body through the hilt of the sword. This kind of coldness had never been seen before, making the black light body really feel the coldness. The scene now was exactly the same as the last time she tried to draw the sword, and in the end she emitted a beam of light and flew away.

But this time with Ms. Yao here, there should be no need to worry about being discovered by others.

In an instant, the sky shook.

It sounded like thunder or the roar of a huge creature. Miss Watson had no energy to distinguish at the moment. Her mind was focused on the sword. I didn't hold on long enough before, but this time it was finally different. An emotion was vaguely conveyed along with the coldness.

Like a provocation.

The hand holding the sword hilt continued to exert force, and the skin rubbed against the metal surface, making slight movements. The black light body put in all its strength for the first time in a long time, and the whole person even began to tremble slightly. In the eyes of the Ancient One mage, Miss Watson's clothes were torn to pieces and turned into a thick humanoid creature with tentacles surging.

"Roar--!!!!"

In a monster-like roar, the golden light finally came, but like a sharp sword, it pierced the body of the person who drew the sword. The next moment, Miss Watson's whole body burned directly. The strong wind carried the snowflakes and beat against her body, but could not extinguish the blazing flames. The tentacles showed a charcoal color on the outside, but she did not let go. Instead, she roared again and raised her head vigorously.

This sword is still motionless.

However, this flame went away just as quickly as it came, and before long, a charred human figure was left on the stone base. But under the cracked shell, countless tiny tentacles were still surging, quickly building a new body. Miss Watson maintained her sword-drawing posture and seemed to have lost consciousness. Master Guyi clasped his hands and waited quietly until the wind and snow gradually subsided. A naked body emerged from the shell and fell from the stone seat.

The woman caught Miss Watson.

Although she had just experienced a devastating burn, within a short period of time, she had completely returned to normal. The snow-white skin is still so delicate and smooth. Above the closed eyes, the two slender eyebrows are slightly frowning. This beautiful sleeping face exudes a heart-stopping tenderness. The Ancient One mage lightly flicked the forehead of the person in his arms twice. Without even looking at the Sword in the Stone, he waved his hand to open the portal and threw Miss Watson over.

Pfft!

There was a pool on the other side of the portal. Miss Watson floated on the water for half a second, and then sank with a puff of bubbles. Ms. Yao then stepped in, and only the lone sword was left on the scene. Unlike before, the sword body showed large golden lines, which then quickly faded and returned to its original state.

When Miss Watson woke up, she saw the rippling sea of ​​stars in front of her eyes.

She soon realized she was underwater.

And it’s also a hot spring.

This feeling of being completely wrapped in warmth is very comfortable, as if every inch of the skin is being kissed, and the touch pressure caused by the fluctuation of the water is like a massage. I have rarely had the opportunity to experience these recently. Although the bathtubs in the guest rooms of Carter Manor are large, they will not only entertain one "guest" at a time. Dr. Heinz Waffen liked to stay in the bathtub. After all, Mr. Watson's body temperature was too low to boil water to pour on his crotch every time.

The spring water has already poured into my ears, and I can hear the rumble and the subtle movement of the water, which together form a beautiful and peaceful lullaby. Miss Watson half-closed her eyes, admiring the beautiful night sky beyond the water, and gradually fell into an extremely comfortable numbness.

The stars seemed to be shaking.

Suitable for the finale screen.

After a moment of thinking, she began to recall what happened before she fainted. The current situation was most likely the work of Aunt Saitama. The hot spring pool was not deep, so Ms. Watson swam up to the surface with a splash and saw Ms. Yao sitting by the bonfire on the shore. A simple grill was set up above the fire, but both the grill itself and the campfire enclosure looked like...well, fragments of Deathstroke's armor.

"woke up?"

The woman seemed to be in a good mood: "It's just right. I'm about to bake it. Do you want some?"

"You can also barbecue?"

Miss Watson crawled out of the water naked, and the levitating cloak emerged from nowhere. She wiped off the water droplets for her owner like a bath towel, and then wrapped it up into a white one-piece swimsuit.

"What are you doing? You turned into a swimsuit again? Can't you change into normal clothes? Bad cloak!" Miss Watson pursed her lips and raised her hand to slap the cloak, but realized that this was equivalent to hitting herself, so she had no choice but to He gave up in frustration: "Ahem, what kind of meat are you grilling? It smells so delicious."

"Yak meat."

There was a dead silence.

"...are those yaks around?" Miss Watson blinked.

"Then what else?" As soon as Master Gu Yi finished speaking, he saw that beautiful face rushing in front of him, and it was filled with an expression of collapse: "You! Actually! Killed! Niu Niu——! Niu Niu is so honest and honest. , how can you kill cows and cows?!”

Ms. Yao kept a decent smile and watched her performance quietly.

"Niu Niu and I!" Miss Watson stood up, waved her arms, and then spun two and a half times in place. Her posture was like the heroine in an old musical who was ready to sing and dance at any time: "Just last time, we had a soul-searching here. Resonance! We have experienced the baptism of thought together! Although they are just cows! But they woke up! They transformed! The mission of cows took a new journey on that day!"

The last few sentences are even in German.

"Then do you still want to eat?"

"Eat, eat, eat."

Miss Watson rushed back, rubbing her hands with excitement: "Is there any sauce?"

"No, I don't like those." Master Gu Yi has returned to the appearance of an old aunt. He flips the barbecue very skillfully and looks very down-to-earth. Miss Watson rested her knees on her elbows, held her face and stared at her: "I still like the way you were before, can you restore it?"

The Supreme Mage did not answer directly, and did not even look over. He just focused on operating the grill in front of him. When the yak meat was roasted, she handed over the bamboo skewers and asked, "Why didn't you let go?"

"what?"

"You know what I'm talking about."

Putting a piece of hot barbecue into her mouth, Miss Watson chewed it while staring at the flames in a daze. Master Gu Yi didn't push him, opened a bottle of beer and handed it over. The campfire was quiet for more than half a minute before a slightly deep voice came out: "At that time, I felt that I, I should have been... ....The most special one.”

"You are indeed special."

"Have you ever thought about whether this world really exists?" Miss Watson paused and finally looked into Master Gu Yi's eyes. There was no longer any smile on her face: "Will you wait for more than ten years? A Stephen Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme, Captain America would wake up again, Tony Stark would become Iron Man, they would form the Avengers together and then take on Thanos... all of that, I mean all."

Miss Watson's lips moved a few times, but she still said the words: "You can explain it as the flow of the timeline, or you can summarize it as the arrangement of fate, but let's look at it from another angle, can it be collectively called a story? If this Is it arranged by some being? An epic about various superheroes defeating evil?"

"so?"

"You said back then that outsiders like us should not exist, especially me."

After saying this, Miss Watson lowered her head again and stared at the swaying tongue of fire: "Obviously I am an outsider, but I know the future development of this world as well as you do, and I can even help you identify the identities of other outsiders."

The Ancient One Master nodded: "When I brought you back to Kama Taj, you said that these outsiders originated from your world, and that you also watched the timeline of our universe during the journey."

"Yes, so I said, if this is a story, then this story has already become different from the original version." Miss Watson looked into the eyes of Master Gu Yi again: "Maybe these words are ridiculous, But if this is really a story, and each of you has your own ending, what role do I play in it?"

"Watson, you allowed Captain America to be brought back from Antarctica more than ten years early, you allowed Tony Stark's parents to continue to live, and there were so many actions that changed the fate of others. Don't you think you are only considering these things now? , is it too late?"

"......you're right."

Miss Watson took a hard bite of the yak meat and made an inarticulate sound: "I'm already like this. Who cares? I can't pull the sword out if I can't pull it out. I don't care about it."

While eating, she suddenly raised her head again: "So why do you insist on me drawing the sword?"

"It never hurts to try again."

Master Gu Yi laughed and stopped answering.

Stinky old woman!

Miss Watson only dared to say this in her heart. This snow mountain hot spring is still in a remote location. If she offends Aunt Saitama, she will be thrown into trouble. Turning her anger into appetite, Miss Watson quickly destroyed the barbecue and replenished the energy she lost while drawing her sword.

"...What you said is very interesting." After being quiet for a while, Master Gu Yi suddenly said: "I mean summarizing the development of the entire timeline into a story. Countless people want to know the true meaning of the universe. I It is one of them, and your answer is a very novel answer."

"uh-huh."

Maybe it's true.

Miss Watson chewed the roast, secretly reminding herself to stop immediately. It was a bit of a mistake just now. My mind had just cleared up and I could say whatever came to mind, but I actually said something like this. But not everyone can break the fourth wall like Deadpool. If Aunt Saitama really knows that "The Ancient One" is really a comic and movie character, how will she react? Maybe her heart will be broken?

But to be fair, no matter which version of the ancient master, he will not be able to turn into a beautiful nun like the one in front of him, but even so...

She is still a smelly old woman!