The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

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On the church table, a palm-sized clockwork doll walked forward, hit an iron box and fell to the ground. But with a few feints of Donna's hand, the doll suddenly got up on its own and could even perform basic steering operations. Miss Watson saw clearly that the puppet master took out a bunch of root-like objects from his body and stuffed them into the puppet's body. Then the little guy seemed to have self-awareness.

Perhaps because she is too shy to see the ugly abscess on her face, Donna seems to have devoted all her pursuit of beauty into her works. These dolls are all exquisite in appearance and ingenious in structure. It can be said that even if it is not filled with multipliers, the doll itself can be called a top-notch handicraft.

I just always like to go in the dark style.

Like the dolls in the Benevento mansion, these little things in front of them exude a sinister atmosphere, which is consistent with Donna's black dress.

Of course, Miss Watson didn't mind very much.

Bang!

The puppet on the table gave a silly salute.

"Hehehehe, so stupid!" Miss Watson laughed and gently ruffled Donna's hair. The two of them sat on the chairs and swayed left and right. After several hours of getting along, Donna was no longer so restrained and nervous. She hugged Miss Watson's body tightly and allowed the other party to tease her. The smile on her lips never faded. It's just that compared to a few hours ago, Donna was unwilling to say anything at this moment, squinting her eyes as if she was asleep.

"Oh, it's already about this time..." Looking at her pocket watch, Miss Watson patted Donna on the shoulder and signaled her to let go: "Okay, little fool, I'm almost leaving. I'll see you next time. . We have been hugging each other for 5 hours, right? Haven’t you had enough? "

Donna didn't speak, just shook her head.

"Okay... I should buy you some stuffed animals next time, just like pillows." Miss Watson pushed, and seeing that Donna had no intention of letting go, she had no choice but to nod her head: " Be obedient and let go quickly, I really have to leave."

"Well......"

The little idiot Donna let out a guttural sound of disappointment and let go obediently. She originally had her hair tied up, but it had long since become a mess. With her slightly confused expression, she looked pitiful. Miss Watson looked at her sympathy, and then thought that it was her own handiwork, and took the initiative to pull up Donna's black hair: "How about we braid it?"

"......Um."

While combing Donna's hair, Miss Watson glanced at Angie twice. The shabby little doll was sitting alone in the corner, tilting its head, as if it was really silent. After finishing tying her hair, she pointed at Angie with a wicked smile. Then Donna exclaimed and waved her hands twice. Angie immediately jumped up from the chair and ran into her arms.

Pole!

Miss Watson kissed Donna on the forehead: "Then I'm leaving, bye."

Donna nodded and watched the other person disappear into the passage. Then she hugged Angie with a look of disappointment on her face and continued to be in a daze like a sculpture. It wasn't until she was stared at by the countess's family for several minutes that Donna got up and came to the doll workbench. She looked around like a thief, then lifted up the rag and picked up the half-finished doll hidden among the parts. .

The head of this doll is carved with a beautiful face. Kissing the face gently, Donna held the doll in her arms and smiled silly. On the bench, the puppet Anji tilted her head and became silent again.

......

"La la la...one little butt, two little butts..."

After bidding farewell to Donna's little fool, Miss Watson returned to London humming a song and began wandering around the streets. Since the renovation work was completed, Michela has been spending the past few days in the poison workshop. She couldn't help herself, so she happened to come out for a walk. Because she was bored, she bought a newspaper. The headline was [Billionaire female billionaire Bruce Wayne lands in London by air], which made Miss Watson frown.

What's Batwoman doing in London?

...Forget it, it's none of my business.

Throwing away the newspaper, Miss Watson took out the map and looked at it twice, then turned and walked into the alley. I was not far from the park where the "Sword in the Stone" appeared, so I happened to take a shortcut to have a look. Then while walking in the alley, a fat British shorthair cat appeared in front of me.

"come over."

Miss Watson waved to it.

"Meow?"

The fat cat really came over.

After sniffing Miss Watson's fingers, the cat sat down and raised its big curious eyes. This British Shorthair is fat and has very clean hair. It can be seen that it is well taken care of by its owner. Miss Watson understands her body. According to past experience, it will lower the vigilance of creatures by emitting scent or some other means, and the cat in front of her is obviously also affected.

"Little~cat~me-!"

Picking up the fat cat, Miss Watson was immediately addicted to the soft touch of fur, and her eyes quickly turned into pink hearts. She hugged the cat into her arms, and then used her favorite crazy cat-sucking technique!

BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! ! ! ! !

"Ouch..."

After being kissed on the forehead more than a dozen times, Sha Mao resisted a little, but couldn't break free.

"What are you doing? Do you still want to run away? Can you escape? Stop resisting immediately! You can't escape. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." He took a few breaths, then held it in his arms and rubbed it constantly. It wasn't until her phone suddenly vibrated that Ms. Watson threw the cat out, as if she was so happy that she didn't recognize the cat: "Okay, you're free. Come on. Goodbye..."

crooked? "

"It's me, do you have time now?"

Master Wang's voice rang through the receiver: "Master Supreme wants to see you for something, but you said before that you are not free recently."

"I have time now. Is the Supreme Mage here at Karma Taj? I can go there later and ask her to get some snacks for the cloak." Miss Watson put one hand on her hip and stepped on the wall with one foot high, with a very posture Unsightly. After regaining her freedom, the British shorthair whined twice, turned to look at this strange human being, and then walked back to rub the hem of her left leg. Miss Watson reached up on her toes and caught it like a ball.

Leave you!

With a slight force, the British shorthair was thrown out.

Although it is fat, it has not lost its instincts. It extends its tail to quickly adjust its balance, and its limbs spread wide to land steadily. Miss Watson waved again, and the fat cat meowed twice, as if possessed by a demon, then ran back with a bump, and was thrown away with one hand.

"Forehead......"

In a ruins filled with the smell of sulfur, Master Wang grabbed his mobile phone and glanced at the ancient Master in the distance: "The Supreme Master is not in Kama Taj, so you don't have to come over. You just have time now. She said she is ready to go there." Looking for you."

"Clam?"

Miss Watson stopped and looked puzzled: "What's the emergency?"

"How could I possibly know?"

After Master Wang finished speaking, he hung up the phone. Miss Watson turned her head and saw the Supreme Master in light yellow monk robes already standing not far away. But she discovered the problem very keenly: Compared with her usual appearance, the Ms. Yao in front of her was wearing a hood, but the lower half of her face was slightly younger.

The woman may have used the power of taboo again.

"Yao~Sister~Sister~~~"

The speculation in her heart did not affect the soul seeking death. Miss Watson shouted sweetly, put on a bright smile and leaned forward. She directly hugged Master Gu Yi's body, her whole body was completely close to him, and she rubbed her face against his chest.

Boom!

Without any hesitation, the woman tapped her head with a snap of her fingers.

"Ah——!" Miss Watson let go and held her head, her face full of grievance: "They said don't hit me on the head anymore! Don't you know the more you hit me on the head, the stupider you get? Why do you hit me? I just want to hug me. It’s just you, you are so old, can’t I care for the lonely old man?”

"You really just want to hug me?"

Ms. Yao's expression seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"Well... although I do want to rub the cat hair on you, I am also caring about you. If you don't believe it, the way you look at me is, na na na -" Miss Watson cut off her words for a second. With a cute expression, he raised his finger and pointed at his beautiful eyes, with two pink love-shaped pupils that were bright and full: "You have to know how to cherish, understand? Who else in the Kama Taj will hug you except me?"

"I understand that you don't like to abide by the rules, but respect is mutual." Master Gu Yi rarely replied, then he stopped arguing with her and walked towards the exit with his hands behind his back: "I happen to be free today, let's go take a look at that sword."

"......oh."

Damn it, is this woman spying on me?

Miss Watson scratched her head, but she wisely kept her mouth shut. After all, the strength gap between the two sides was too large. If not, she would have immediately avenged her spanking by Ms. Yao. Of course, the reason why I didn't obey the rules in front of Master Gu Yi was largely due to my rebellious character in my previous life. How can anyone not be rebellious when listening to rock music? I just don’t dare to show off at ordinary times.

Waving to the cat who had followed him to the alley, Miss Watson adjusted her hood and mask and caught up with the progress of the Supreme Mage. On the streets of London, the woman's light yellow monk's robe was quite conspicuous, but passers-by didn't seem surprised by it and only cast a few glances at her.

And Master Gu Yi walked really fast.

Mingming's steps looked unhurried and slow.

With a slight exertion on her calves, Miss Watson still followed up steadily: "Are you ready to take away the sword? I tried it last time and it couldn't be pulled out at all."

"Perhaps your method is wrong."

Ms. Yao didn't look back: "Just like the levitation cloak, many ancient magical creations have some self-awareness, and you need to learn to communicate with them correctly."

"That's it..." Miss Watson chose to change the subject: "Which foreign demon have you fought with recently? Don't say you haven't, your... uh, face is different. .”

What a risk, I almost said it.

"I told you, power always comes at a price, and we must use it with caution." Ancient Master Mage still had his hands behind his back, but slowed down his speed. He turned his head sideways and didn't know what he was looking at: "Once most foreign demons enter this universe, , basically losing the main source of power, it’s not a big trouble. But strictly speaking, they allow me to see new possibilities, can you understand?”

"How are you like this now? I remember you didn't behave like this in 1944." Miss Watson looked at Ms. Yao's back. At this moment, a gust of wind happened to blow, and the woman's robe on the left side was tightly attached to her body. The entire curve from shoulders, waist, hips to calves is clearer: "I think even the Ancient One Mage from other universes will definitely not return to his thirties or forties when he fully utilizes his magic power. Did you absorb it from some external demon god? Gained strength?"

Master Gu Yi turned around.

The gust of wind was still blowing, and finally lifted the edge of the hood, revealing half of the woman's face.

It seemed that for a moment, that faint smile disappeared.

It's like an illusion.

In Miss Watson's eyes, the woman in front of her suddenly became extremely strange, showing a completely different side from before. However, in just a blink of an eye, Ms. Yao returned to her original state. Although she no longer smiled, she could no longer feel that cold aura.

"Watson, what do you think..."

The woman's dark gray lips finally opened: "What are you to Kama Taj?"

"Well, let me think about it... mascot, cutie, close sister, reliable comrade, pioneer of ideas, party king, radio repairman, adult magazine purchaser, dance competition champion, foodie competition. ....." Miss Watson counted the numbers one by one with her fingers, but kept staring at the woman's face: "I originally wanted to say this, but I feel that no matter whether I answer your question seriously or not, it will make me look like A fool with insufficient intelligence."

Ms. Yao didn't speak, just looked at her.

Miss Watson glared decisively.

After looking at each other for a few seconds, Master Gu Yi turned around and continued walking, leaving only an inexplicable look in his eyes.

He didn't look angry, but seemed a little helpless.

"To be honest, you are pretty good like this!"

Following the example of Aunt Saitama, who put her hands behind her back, Miss Watson walked with a swaying step, her little head repeatedly appearing on the left and right sides of the woman's shoulders, artificially creating a stereo sound: "Have you ever heard of a saying? It makes sense: the three senses follow the five senses. Think about it, on the surface she is a serious ascetic strong woman, but she has a very sexy figure under her clothes, and she also has a sad relationship experience. I really liked reading this kind of story in my previous life!"

As she spoke, the soul seeking death became more and more intense, and the corners of Miss Watson's mouth began to rise crazily: "I tell you, the temptation of contrast is the most exciting! And have you ever read the martial arts novels of Dongguo? They are in the book Describe that kind of beautiful nun, nun, you know, right? She cuts off worldly thoughts and cuts off all emotions and desires, but the result is ah ah ah ah, don’t come here!"

It's too late.

The floors around the street and the walls of the houses flipped over, creating a familiar mirror space. Ms. Yao lifted her hood, revealing her delicate face - expressionless as expected. Miss Watson was no stranger to women looking like this. She quickly took a few steps back and assumed a Taekwondo stance. The corners of her eyes trembled slightly: "I'm warning you! If you dare to spank me again, I will fight you!"