The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

"An~ji~la——!"

BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO!

In the New York Temple, after eating barbecue and taking a bath in the hot springs, Miss Watson held her little baby girl and had an incestuous kiss. Angela didn't object at all. Instead, she giggled looking at those jewel-like pink love eyes and said Reach out and touch. Miss Watson simply leaned forward and rubbed against the baby girl's plump, soft and fragrant cheeks, making babbling and twisting sounds like hers.

Master Wang at the door covered his face and walked away.

"Why are you looking at me? Do you want a kiss?"

BOO BOO BOO BOO!

"Hey, you're still smiling! When you look at me smiling, you want to kiss me, right?"

BOO BOO BOO BOO!

The sound in the baby room penetrated his ears like a spell. Master Wang frowned and took out a pair of wired headphones from his pocket. He looked around like a thief, then lifted the hem of his clothes, and operated the walkman hanging on his waist, and the tape began to spin slowly.

"Hey."

Before he listened to a few songs, a hand patted his shoulder. Master Wang was so frightened that he looked back and saw that pretty face. He took off his headphones angrily and said, "What are you doing?"

"She pooped again." Miss Watson said with a dead eye, pointing to the nursery with one hand on her hips: "I have changed the diapers, where are the other spare diapers and paper towels? You took the things from the nursery again? Have you sorted it out?"

"Isn't it just in the cabinet?"

Master Wang looked puzzled: "Is it so difficult to open the cabinet and look for it? Why, seeing a baby pooping has impacted your IQ, right?"

"A cutie who can poop is not a cutie at all. The real cuties are fairies and can't even poop. Besides, I've helped change diapers. What else do you need?" Miss Watson said plausibly: "You damn fat guy, I have no patience for girls, so be careful not to find a partner in the future!"

"Oh, you don't have to worry about it. Besides, if you were a normal woman, I would definitely not be like this."

"What's wrong with me?" Miss Watson stared at her eyes with her hands on her hips, choking Master Wang so much that he couldn't open his mouth. The latter's face twitched for a long time, then he simply put on his headphones and turned around and ran away: "I won't tell you, I There are still things to do, anyway, remember to take care of Angela until the evening.”

That Walkman of yours was a gift from me!

Slightly!

Making a face at the other person's back, Miss Watson returned to the nursery. Angela sat stupidly on the bed. When she saw her walking in, she immediately opened her hands and babbling. Miss Watson picked up the little baby girl and rubbed the two tender cheeks: "Oh...it's still very cute. Promise me you won't poop in the future, okay?"

"Yeah?"

"speak English!"

"Da!" Angela uttered a syllable, as if she felt that she had done something great, and her face was full of joy. Miss Watson hugged Angela and swayed for a few times, and said with great interest: "It seems that you are almost the same age, so let me teach you to say my name. Don't always think that you are still a child. When I was as old as you, I already You can go out to work now, you know? Come on, say it to me, Wo~sen——"

"Wow?"

"It's not 'wow', it's 'wow'!"

"Wow!"

"fertile!"

"Wow!"

"Pooh!"

"......Pooh!"

Kaixin and Angela spent the night having fun, and by the time they returned to London, the light of dawn was already appearing on the horizon. At the same time, rain also fell as usual, bringing thick humidity to the April morning. While it was still dark, Miss Watson activated her levitating cloak to take off, heading straight to the safe house in Dagenham District. Since Michela needed to lie down in the sealed cabin, the entrance and exit of the safe house were additionally reinforced, and a large number of traps were buried, including poisonous gas.

As long as he doesn't do strenuous bed exercises, Dr. Heinzwafen's schedule is usually very regular. Especially after he decides to exercise more, his physical fitness program every morning will basically not be interrupted. Miss Watson bought breakfast in advance and dialed her girlfriend's phone number at the right time. Sure enough, someone answered quickly: "Are you back?"

"Of course. What do you want for breakfast?"

"Fruits, vegetables, protein, and no high-calorie or fatty meats."

"Then you can open the door now."

That's all I'm guessing.

Miss Watson stood at the entrance, holding a tray with one hand and posing. Not long after, Michela pushed open the flap of the underground entrance. Miss Watson immediately twisted her waist and showed a bright smile: "Your takeout has arrived, remember to give it a good review!"

The woman's eyes lingered on the other person's chest for a moment, then she rolled her eyes and walked back to the safe house without looking back. Miss Watson was not angry and followed closely, not forgetting to close the door with her tentacles: "Have you brushed your teeth? It might get cold if you don't eat. How about I pour out the milk first?"

"Thank you."

Michela took out two bills as a tip, stuffed it into his girlfriend's chest, and then took the breakfast tray. The woman was only wearing a sports vest and shorts. She had obviously just finished her morning exercise, and there were still sweat stains on her waist, abdomen and limbs that had not yet dried.

"I'm telling you, I went to draw my sword yesterday."

"Draw your sword?"

"It's the sword in the stone in the park, do you remember it? We saw it in newspapers and magazines last time." Miss Watson sat down next to Michelle and almost put her head on her shoulder : "As a result, I couldn't pull it out even after trying hard for a long time, and it even burned me."

"uh-huh."

"But I think I'm quite special. You see, although others can't pull out the sword if they touch it, at least there's no other movement. But I'm different. It wants to burn me with fire. Do you think there's a possibility? , is that sword testing me?"

"Uh-huh." Michela stuffed a piece of beef into her mouth, focusing on the plate without moving aside at all. Miss Watson was a little unhappy. She put her head on the table and cast a sad look at her girlfriend: "Dr. Heinzwafen, why do I feel that you are perfunctory with me?"

"Have it?"

"There must be, you obviously like Mr. Watson more!"

"really."

"What's so good about that guy? What do you like about him? Is he as sexy as me? Phew--" As she spoke, Miss Watson pouted and blew on the milk carton in front of her: "It took a lot of effort for me to When I came out once, you were so cold and rolled your eyes at me. What did I do wrong? Uh-"

pat!

Milk cartons were blown over.

The officious levitating cloak stood it up again, but Michela wasted no time at all and quickly finished the last piece of meat and stood up to take a bath. Miss Watson followed her maliciously, but her girlfriend tapped her forehead with a finger: "Do you need me to remind you? The safe house hasn't turned on hot water yet. Do you want me to catch a cold?"

"Then I'll wait for you to come out."

Miss Watson leaned against the munitions box and smiled.

"So what if I come out? Anyway, don't disturb my work plan today." The woman said and rolled her eyes, took off her clothes and walked into the bathroom.

......

After one hour.

Miss Watson sat on the cot and smiled.

Without even looking at her, Michela got dressed quickly, then picked up her backpack and prepared to leave for the poison workshop: "You can play by yourself today, and remember to pick me up in the evening."

"Hey, Dr. Heinzwafen, you're not going to say anything else? Are you? Are you going to stop recognizing people after you're done?" Miss Watson jumped up from the bed and instantly changed into a fierce expression: "Are you saying that I am inconsiderate? If it were Mr. Watson, would you still want to get up this morning?"

"Okay..."

Michelle turned around, pecked her girlfriend's lips gently, and walked quickly towards the exit.

Miss Watson is the only one left in the safe house.

The floating cloak silently picked up the toys scattered on the floor, and then went to clean the breakfast tray, acting like a good nanny at home.

"Hey, hey, that plate hasn't been washed yet, and that one, that's not how the box is placed. Then just throw away the cup. Don't keep it." Miss Watson looked at it for a while, and had to stop it. The floating cloak was originally The ground shook twice, and a feeling of grievance came from Miss Watson's hand.

"Oh, I'm not criticizing you." Miss Watson stood up, went to her backpack and took out a small bag. When eating yak barbecue before, Master Gu Yi gave him new snacks, specially for the levitating cloak. These are actually crystals and gems of different shapes, most of which are two or three fingers thick, and some are still translucent.

"go with!"

Miss Watson threw a crystal against the ceiling.

With a whoosh, the levitating cloak flew over to help. When it floated back, the little gadget had completely disappeared. After throwing in two more, seeing that the cloak was happy, Miss Watson simply put on a pair of underwear and started cleaning the basement. I have to say that although this little fool like Cloak can't figure out things like washing clothes and dishes for the time being, he can still help by mopping the floor and filling buckets.

And it doesn't get dirty.

Coupled with the assistance of the tentacles, Miss Watson completed the cleaning work in ten minutes.

What should I do today?

You can't disturb Michela. Once this woman touches the test tube, she doesn't like living things around her. According to the two people's plan, she will prepare a batch of special poisons in an effort to reproduce Mrs. Viper's strange poisonous ability to the greatest extent. However, logically speaking, whether it is a corrosive agent, nerve agent or other types, it is very easy to use this poison, and it is impossible to take it back.

As for how Mrs. Viper took back the poison she used, Miss Watson can only attribute it to the special ability given by Sithorn, the god of the underworld. In any case, the Viper Lady Ophelia Sarkistan I will play in the future belongs to the type of "return from desperate situation". Life has ups and downs, and it is normal for some changes in work style. If you can't get rid of the poison, you won't get rid of it.

Thinking back twice about what she had done in London, Miss Watson's tentacles surged all over her body and she transformed into the appearance of Spider-Woman Jessica Drew. She recalled that when she went to apply for a street performance permit, a bald boy named Maurice DeLeon took the initiative to strike up a conversation in the lobby and said that he could perform without a permit in Furnival Gardens in the Hammerforge District.

Anyway, it’s okay, go take a look.

It takes more than half of London to get from Dagenham to Hammersmith. Fortunately, there were not many cars at eight or nine in the morning. Jessica slipped out of the safe house and ran to find her yellow Beetle parked a few kilometers away. The car hasn't been driven in a while, so hopefully no critters will grow in the engine bay.

The sky was still raining, and the suspended cloak covered Jessica's body, turning into a slim-fitting short windbreaker with a hood. Because it is not afraid of wear and tear, does not need to be cleaned, and does not absorb water itself, the suspended cloak is also very suitable as a raincoat. When you go back indoors, it can even clean up residual water stains by itself.

What is value for money?

Jessica was extremely glad that she had not refused this cloak.

"Is there anywhere you want to go?"

She lowered her head and kissed her collar gently: "We can take a look along the way."

【excited】

"Okay, tell me when I see you."

At the speed of the black light body, a few kilometers was not a long distance, and Jessica quickly approached her destination. Dagenham's parking management is not strict, and there are many abandoned buildings in the surrounding area. People often park and leave worthless broken cars indiscriminately. After all, if they are stolen, they will not be sold at a good price. Jessica still cherished her yellow Beetle, so she chose a parking lot and paid the fee for several months.

"Hi! Morning girl!"

The parking lot gatekeeper was a fat, bald man. He was drinking coffee and reading a newspaper. He looked up and saw Jessica. He greeted her warmly: "I haven't seen you for a while, right? How are you doing?"

"Morning Leif, I'll pick up the car."

"Oh, of course." Leifer pointed to the southeast corner: "Your car is fine, but if you are going to the city center, I suggest you put on more clothes. I don't know why there was a heavy rain there two days ago. There was a blizzard, and it only lasted for ten minutes, which was so weird.”

"Thank you."

Jessica waved her hand and approached her yellow Beetle. At this moment, her ears caught something unusual from the patter of rain. She stopped and reached for the Glock pistol on her waist.

There is something in the car.