The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

On the big screen, the hairy monster roared, suddenly swung its claws, and tore the supporting actress' body apart. Sharp sound effects broke out at the right time, causing a series of shouts to ring out in the theater. Watson has long been immune to this kind of scene. He sat in the corner of the last row and basically gave his attention to his girlfriend.

"So you have never seen a movie in your life? I don't even know about this, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Michela sat on Watson's lap, her left hand directly around his neck, her lips were like this Close, like a kiss: "Watching horror movies for the first time here, you have really special taste, honey."

"If you don't watch horror movies, how can I scare you into my arms? Besides, don't you dislike romantic movies as boring?"

As soon as Watson finished speaking, there were screams all around.

"...Isn't it too noisy?"

"What are you talking about? This is a good cover." Michela turned her face to the side, gently licked her boyfriend's earlobe, and continued to do evil with her hands: "Don't you want to know that I had sex with Ni that day? What did Sha do when she went to dinner?"

"Oh? Are you going to tell me?"

"I don't know... I only know that my boyfriend is always ruining the atmosphere. Maybe if you cooperate, I might tell you when I am in a better mood..." The woman said He sneered: "Okay, I'm just joking. Let me think about it... You told me before that the vampire princess was interested in you."

"Hmm." Watson picked up the Coke cup.

"...I think she seems to be interested in me too."

"Cough-cough-!"

Watson almost spit out the Coke: "What did you say?"

"I'm not sure, but she...well...Nissa's attitude that day was very strange. I mean, compared to the first time I met her, Nissa's behavior The difference is huge." Michela finally said Nisha's name in her mouth: "We were provoking each other when we first met, but this time we were eating...I'm really not sure, she gave I felt a little weird, and then we started doing it again..."

"Wait, so why are you doing it again?"

Miss Butterfly Knife didn't answer.

After waiting for a while, Watson lowered his head slightly and looked directly at her face. The woman had already looked away, and her expression was a bit like rolling her eyes. A few seconds later, Watson simply used his left hand to poke the other person's face. Michelle immediately turned her head back and suddenly bit her boyfriend's wrist. This time it was not the kind of fun and play. Miss Butterfly Knife used a lot of strength, but it was still far from being able to penetrate the defense of the black light body. Watson felt a little confused. He waited until his girlfriend started to relax and then asked carefully: "So?"

"... She said that if we fight again, as long as I stab you in the heart once, she will never pester you again."

This time it was Watson's turn to be silent.

Michela glared at him.

"So you ended up... ow!" Before Watson could finish speaking, Dr. Heinzwafen bit him on the arm again. Watson could only use his other hand to pat his girlfriend's back to comfort him. This angry wild cat said: "Okay, okay, I understand. You weren't in good health at that time, so don't worry about it so much. Just forget about it."

"Huh!" Miss Butterfly Knife made a nasal noise and put her head on her boyfriend's chest again: "It's not because you have been unwilling to reject her."

"Yes, yes, it's all because of me."

Every time this topic was brought up, the atmosphere would visibly drop. At this time, there was no room for hesitation. Watson was still thinking about how to change the topic, but felt Michelle hug him tightly: "Okay, don't Talk, let me hold you for a while...￥%%*& (German expletive), that vampire just bullied me for not having superpowers, so what if I win? I’m not the one lying in your arms now."

Wait, why does this scene seem familiar?

Watson's mind came up with the kind of plot that cannot be discussed in detail in martial arts novels. The hero and heroine are childhood sweethearts. Later, the heroine has to marry the villain due to plot arrangements. The hero becomes full of resentment and fights all the way to become a martial arts hero. The result is again Because the plot arrangement cannot kill the villain, every time the villain is beaten by the hero, he will use the heroine when he returns home... This kind of bullshit plot will lose 10,000 fans, right? ! Maybe someone will send you a razor blade!

So looking at this development... I become the heroine?

Feeling that his hands were getting more and more excessive, Watson couldn't help but shake his legs and pressed his girlfriend's shoulders: "Hey, mind your hands, Dr. Heinzwafen, this is a public place."

"Who will look here?"

Miss Butterfly Knife was very satisfied with Watson's reaction. She slightly raised the corners of her mouth and narrowed her eyes, showing her seductive charm in the backlight. It's not that Watson has never seen a woman look like this, but that was when they were lingering in private. In this environment, even if the surroundings are really dark and there are no people at close range, Watson still feels strongly. .....

stimulate.

In fact, from a normal person's perspective, Michela also belongs to the type with a changeable personality. After all, she has sadistic desires flowing from her bones. In addition, she experienced tragedy early and had a series of twists and turns in her life, which gave birth to a mentality that is mixed with violence, madness, decadence, extreme and self-destructive tendencies. If Watson hadn't intervened many times and asked people to find the medicine, the current Miss Butterfly Knife might have been ruined. But in any case, the development of the relationship between the two parties is not just because of the rescue, but also because they see each other right.

On this point, Watson was very cryptic.

Although he had accepted his unusual preferences early on, it was another matter to show them wantonly. Affected by his life experience in his previous life, his character has not changed much, and he continues to maintain the introverted and cautious attitude of an otaku; in this world, the black light body has inherited a perfect body, letting go of the desires and impulses deep in his heart that he is ashamed to show. Saw the window—that's what Miss Watson was born for. The tangled self that was once trapped in the mortal body can now be diverted, allowing Mr. Watson to become purer.

But that doesn't mean he really lost his other side.

"...Are you serious about coming?"

Watson looked into Michela's eyes: "You don't think you can beat me, do you? Every time you run hard in the first half, and then start to surrender in the second half."

"Oh, honey, there's not even enough time left in the movie for the first half."

......

A quarter past nine in the evening.

"I thought I had no interest in watching movies anymore, but it feels good to be with you." Michelle held Watson's hand and moved out as the crowd left: "The one in the third row in front of us The woman was so frightened that she cried. I saw her hiding in the arms of her male partner for the last ten minutes. Such a person would not be able to survive for five minutes on the battlefield."

"This is a civilized society, Dr. Heinzwafen. Don't think about things on the battlefield for the moment. It's better to think about what to eat."

The blush on Miss Butterfly Knife's cheeks hadn't subsided yet, and she swayed into her boyfriend's arms, feeling extremely happy. Watson turned around and saw the ice cream cart on the corner, and pulled his girlfriend's arm: "Do you want some ice cream?"

"I would rather continue to eat you..."

"Hey! Sir!"

Just at the gate, a man suddenly threw away his cigarette butt and rushed forward: "Oh God! I didn't expect to see you again! Do you still remember me? I am the talent scout! Elva... Vandrick! We met near the Eiffel Tower this afternoon! And then you ran off on your own!"

why is it you again?

This was the first time Watson encountered this situation, and he could only think about how to get rid of the person.

"Who is this?"

Elva spoke very fast. Although Michela learned a lot of French basics from the wolf mother, she was completely unable to cope with the situation in front of her. Watson had to explain a few words, and the woman immediately laughed out loud: "Looking for you to act in a movie? Hahahahaha, Mr. Elva, I must say that you are very discerning! You can't find anyone better than him in the world. A more beautiful man.”

"You are right! Madam." The talent scout Elva noticed the woman with the scar at the corner of her mouth, but he had no time to think about the reason and quickly switched to English: "I glanced at him at that time, and I I know that this face is destined to conquer the hearts of women all over the world...maybe men too, even I am moved, haha. Sorry, sir, please forgive my rudeness, I don't know what to call you?"

"Please wait first."

Hearing Michela's words, Watson's face was full of helplessness: "What tricks do you want to play again?"

"Are you really not going to try it?" The woman raised her eyebrows.

"...Then we'll just wait to be hunted down."

This sentence was whispered in German.

"Sir, your conditions are really outstanding. I swear to God, I have never seen anyone like you in my life! If you refuse the big screen, it will be a loss to the whole world!" The middle-aged man clasped his hands. They squeezed together, tried hard to control their heartbeats, and put on the most sincere attitude in their lives: "Please think about it, sir? I hope you can give me a chance!"

Miss Butterfly Knife chuckled again.

This woman doesn't think it's a big deal at all... Watson let out a long sigh, looked at Elva who was full of earnestness, but changed his mind when he said it: "Thank you for your evaluation, no matter what, I am today I'm having a great time with my girlfriend, and I don't want you to disturb me. I have no interest in acting in movies, and I don't want to be famous. Maybe I will change my mind in the future, but not now, so I'm sorry, don't pester me."

Until the two of them turned to leave, Elva still stood there and let out a rather sad cry: "If you change your mind, you must call me! Please!"

"...He was devastated."

Miss Butterfly Knife looked back and saw the disappointed face of the talent scout. She smiled and bumped her boyfriend with her head: "You can't show off with this face. You can consider Ms. Jessica Drew! She also has an outstanding figure and appearance, doesn't she? ?At least in the movie we watched today, I thought the heroine was very average, not even as beautiful as Jessica."

"Even if you want to be a star, you have to consider identity issues. We don't have legal documents in France."

Watson rolled his eyes and rejected his girlfriend's proposal.

But these few words reminded him.

Taking into account the future explosion of the Internet and the trend of entertaining people to death, I am a half-hearted journalist and have a lot of related memories from my previous life. I can really consider disguising my identity and joining the entertainment circle... Well, in fact, it is a lot of entertainment. The main approach of rebirth/travel novels is to create cultural and entertainment works that have not yet appeared in this world, or do not exist at all, to quickly gather popularity, money and popularity for themselves.

It's still only 1998.

I have so many novels, music, animations and movies from the 21st century. From a purely profit perspective, I should also find ways to take advantage of these. Lieutenant Colonel Cronan, Deadshot, "Magneto" Heisenberg, Mother Goddess Miranda... The black light body can successfully defeat and devour so many enemies, isn't it because it has relevant memories that can be used to Planning a countermeasure? Even Master Gu Yi had to treat him differently at the beginning for this reason, otherwise he would have been locked up in the secret realm long ago.

Essentially the same.

Of course, Watson was still very ashamed of writing a hit pop song and then signing the author's name to himself. He had loved playing music in his previous life, and he understood the difference between "playing" and "creating" better than the average person. He didn't have much chance to try the second option at that time. But in the current situation, if you can't be famous for your appearance, then you have to put aside your admiration and respect for the creators.

If you have studied journalism, you will understand the importance of public opinion.

As for who can influence public opinion, celebrities must be included in the top echelon, especially in the Internet information age. One event, one tweet, one update may trigger a surge. There are countless examples of this kind of incident on the Internet, and at least Watson is very familiar with it.

"How about we write a few songs first?"

After all, a good movie must start with the script. If you do it alone, you can only try simple methods. After thinking about the starting point, Watson shook Michela: "Making a movie is too time-consuming after all, but you know, I play the guitar well, we can... No, Ms. Jessica Drew You can start as a singer.”

"You sing very well too."

Miss Butterfly Knife recalled something and smiled a little brighter: "Last time you sang that song "Joey" in the tavern in Concord Town. I remember that song, was it written by you?"

"Um, no, I don't remember who wrote it."

Watson quickly shook his head. Plagiarism can only be postponed for a day: "I did compile a few songs, and I think a lot of people will like it. But you have to know, Jessica Drew is a hydra." , Jessica's Hydra chief may have been remembering her since she was devoured by me. If Jessica really becomes a star, I can guarantee that Hydra will come to visit her soon."

"So this is your plan too?"

"It is now."