Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"Oh my, it's so lively. Let me come and see what's going on."

As soon as Walnut entered the courtyard, she saw Paimon chasing the ape god.

"Song, what happened? Where is Wu Ye?"

Hutao looked at Sora who was sitting on the bench next to the fountain.

"Oh, Hutao, it's like this..."

Sora explained what had just happened in detail.

"Wu Ye should wash his face in the room now."

"What?! It's so interesting!" Hutao shouted excitedly, and then ran to Wu Ye's room, leaving a confused look on his face.

Tuk Tuk.

Hu Tao knocked on the door: "Wai Wai Wai Wai, there is a guest who wants to come in, please open the door quickly."

After a moment, Wu Ye opened the door and corrected Hu Tao: "You are not a guest."

Hutao hugged Wu Ye like a sloth: "Hey, I know."

Then, Hutao raised his head and stared at Wu Ye's face.

Wu Ye blinked: "What's wrong? Didn't I wipe my face clean?"

Hutao shook his head: "No, you wiped it too clean!"

"Ok?"

"Come quickly!" Hu Tao pulled the confused Wu Ye to the kitchen.

"Wu Ye, sit down and close your eyes."

"What do you want to do? Is it okay if you don't shut up?"

"No, this is an order! And you can only open your eyes if I tell you to."

"Ok."

When Wu Ye closed his eyes, Hu Tao smiled evilly, then quickly picked up the charcoal on the fire and drew on his face.

Wu Ye immediately knew what Hu Tao was going to do, but he had no choice but to close his eyes and let her do it.

"Deng Deng~ Okay, open your eyes."

As soon as Wu Ye opened his eyes, Hu Tao immediately came closer, holding a new type of photo camera.

Click!

"Okay, I took the photo!"

Hu Tao smiled successfully.

Wu Ye stood up and said seriously: "Hey, there is a fee for taking photos with me."

Hu Tao wrinkled her nose: "What, even I want to accept it?"

"Of course!"

Wu Ye directly pressed Hutao against the wall and smiled scornfully.

"Woooo~ Wu Ye, what do you want to do?" Hutao reached out and covered her eyes with a look of anticipation.

"As you think."

Just as Hu Tao was about to speak, Wu Ye leaned over and bit her lips.

The lips touched and then connected, and the two tongue tips touched together shyly and tenderly, intertwining, lingering, and sucking.

Hutao closed her eyes tightly, her ears were red, her heartbeat began to speed up and her body became numb, and her whole body felt warm and soft. Just when she was about to collapse against the wall, a pair of strong hands grabbed her waist.

"Okay, payment successful."

Wu Ye licked his lips that were still full of meaning.

"It's very sweet, um, just like the thread flower cake made of plum blossoms."

"alright."

Hu Tao opened her eyes, her face turned red with embarrassment, and she pursed her rosy mouth.

"Wu Ye~ I still want to..."

"No." Looking at Hu Tao's wet eyes, Wu Ye shook his head gently, "If you keep kissing me, you will become an adult."

......

"I'm going to cook again now, but I guess the waiting time will be a bit long. Let's eat some fruits first."

Wu Ye set up several pinewood and vermilion round stools in the yard, set up a long table covered with a blue diamond-shaped tablecloth, and then placed the fruits chilled with spring water on it.

"Come on, come on."

After hearing Wu Ye's greeting, everyone came to the long table, including Paimon and the Ape God who were chasing each other.

Paimon pointed to the fruits on the table and counted them: "Apples, sunflowers, raspberries... this is watermelon, I've eaten it with travelers in the wild before."

"Yes." Wu Ye nodded, then gently opened the watermelon with his fist, "Summer is the best time to eat watermelon. Come and try it."

"Here, Paimon, this is for you."

"Hey, thank you Wu Ye!"

Wu Ye specially gave the largest piece of watermelon to Paimon, and then noticed that the ape god looked at Paimon with some anger.

"Haha, don't be like this, Ape God. I'll give you two pieces."

"Squeak!"

The ape god happily took it and started chewing it.

Well, after one sip, the sweet and refreshing juice burst out in your mouth, it was so good.

Seeing the ape god holding a watermelon in one hand and smiling playfully at him, Paimon became dissatisfied.

"Wu Ye, I don't care! I also want two...no! I want three!"

"Haha, let's do it. Whoever finishes what he has in hand first can eat a piece."

As soon as the words fell, the ape god and Paimon looked at each other, and sparks seemed to burst out where their eyes met. Then both sides lowered their heads and fired at full strength!

Ka Ka Ka!

Paimon gnawed quickly, and the ape god threw two whole pieces of watermelon into his mouth, chewed them up and swallowed them.

"Sir, I'm here."

"Li Zi, you're here."

Wu Ye turned around and smiled at Li Zida who was walking over. There was a woman following him.

"Sir," Li Zi bowed, and then introduced the woman next to him a little shyly, "This is Xingzi, my sweetheart."

Seeing that Li Zida was so straightforward, Xingzi was shy and lowered her head and bowed: "I have met Mr. Wu."

"Hello, little Miss Xingzi, I know you. I often hear Li Zi mention you."

Wu Ye smiled in return.

Li Zida couldn't help scratching his head when he heard what Wu Ye said. He obviously rarely mentioned Xingzi to his husband.

"Li Zi, it was my grandpa who reminded you to come here. It just so happens that little Miss Xingzi is here too. Let's get together here today."

"Yes... Actually, Xingzi and I made an appointment to visit her parents at her home today. Well, my husband happened to invite me to the banquet, so Xingzi and I planned to..."

"Stop! You don't need to say anything, Li Zi. I can eat my food anytime, but I cannot wait to see my parents."

Wu Ye took Li Zida over, straightened his clothes, and carefully told him what to do when he went to the other party's house.

"Li Zi, this dress is nice. Miss Xingzi should have chosen it for you."

"By the way, the gifts must be expensive or something the other party's elders like, the words must be nice, and the etiquette must be sufficient. Do you understand?"

Li Zida nodded like a pound of garlic.

"Of course, if someone deliberately makes things difficult for you, don't be afraid, just deal with it boldly. I heard that you gave a good lecture yesterday, and the students respect you, right?"

"Well, it was sir who taught me well!"

Wu Ye patted Li Zida on the shoulder:

"So, don't be afraid, sir, I have a bunch of students standing behind you. As a lecturer, you represent the face of the entire academy."

"Meet your parents. Miss Xingzi must be angry. If you have any questions, she will definitely help you. Let's go! Sir, I'm waiting for good news from you."

"Okay, sir!"

Li Zida bowed his hands respectfully, then took Xingzi's little hand and left.

Wu Ye looked at them walking hand in hand and smiled with relief.

"Oh ho ho! (I win!)"

The ape god finished making most of the watermelon, and then he danced with excitement.

Paimon, who was covered in red juice after eating, accused: "Hey! Ape God, why are you like this?! Wu Ye and the others haven't eaten yet!"

Kong couldn't help but give Paimon a chestnut: "You also eat a lot. Fifty steps lead to a hundred steps for a smile."

"That's different!" Paimon said confidently, "Today is my birthday, hum!"

"That's right! The birthday boy is the biggest!"

Hu Tao on the side finally found an opportunity.

"In order to prepare a gift for you, this Hall Master has put a lot of effort into it."

Paimon rubbed his hands with anticipation on his face: "Wow! Hutao, you also prepared a gift for me. What is it?"

Hu Tao took out a small wooden box: "Qiang Qiang! This is it."

Paimon's eyes shone: "Wow! Can I just open it and take a look?"

"Of course, this is already yours."

With Hu Tao's consent, Paimon opened the wooden box directly, and inside was a pile of wooden signs.

Paimon picked up the wooden sign and looked at it.

"Nothing to do today, suitable for death!"

Black lines appeared on Paimon and Sora's foreheads.

Paimon was a little embarrassed: "This is not good, Hu Tao."

Hutao crossed her hips and said rationally:

"Why is it bad? I carefully selected this."

"Paimon, think about it. When you travel with the travelers, you will definitely encounter enemies. Before you deal with them, you can sell the wooden sign to them. The other party will definitely be happy to hand over Mora and accept the sale. I will arrange for my death afterwards. The people in the hall give each other a great deal of glory!"

"This way the other party can leave with peace of mind, and we will split the money 50-50. I must have thought very carefully!"